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 Topic: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one

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  • Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     OP - September 27, 2010, 12:20 PM

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1315518/Jimi-Heselden-killed-Segway-accident.html

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  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #1 - September 27, 2010, 12:30 PM


    Wow.


    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #2 - September 27, 2010, 02:50 PM

    Is it bad that I laughed when I first heard this?

    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

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  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #3 - September 27, 2010, 03:03 PM

    yes although admittedly the way I modified the subject title was a little tongue in cheek  Embarrassed

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  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #4 - September 27, 2010, 04:11 PM

    I can't believe you're a Daily Mail reader, IsLame; not that I believe anyway.

    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #5 - September 27, 2010, 04:33 PM

    Its on several newspapers on google news, so I chose the one with a picture of him,  & the one with the most interesting article on it..  for no holds barred exposees of the rich & famous, you cant beat the tabloids  Afro

    You're not gonna get a photo of him and a pic of the off-road segway that killed him in the Financial Times.  Dammit thats the kind of stuff I wanna see  finmad

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  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #6 - September 27, 2010, 05:36 PM

    Is it bad that I laughed when I first heard this?


    i lol'd

    but i felt bad about it

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #7 - September 27, 2010, 06:56 PM

    whats next ? steve jobs gets killed by an exploding iphone 4 ?

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  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #8 - September 27, 2010, 06:58 PM

    Allah gets assasinated by a suicide bomber

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  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #9 - September 27, 2010, 07:17 PM

    Usama bin laden gets hit by a boing 747?









    Ok I can see where this thread is heading! grin12

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  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #10 - September 27, 2010, 07:20 PM

    Dyson gets sucked up by one of his cyclonic vacuum cleaners.

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  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #11 - September 27, 2010, 07:21 PM

    Bill Gates falls from open Windows?

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  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #12 - September 27, 2010, 07:41 PM

    and dies from a virus

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  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #13 - September 27, 2010, 07:42 PM

    A bengali chokes on rice?

    lolololololol

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #14 - September 27, 2010, 08:09 PM

    Atkins dies from starvation.

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  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #15 - September 27, 2010, 08:19 PM

    Pope gets beaten to death by little kids.

    Sweet justice. Let me taste they nectar.

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #16 - September 27, 2010, 08:34 PM

    and dies from a virus


    But he gets treated with an anti-virus. But on x-ray, they find a crack!

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  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #17 - September 27, 2010, 08:35 PM


    Steve Jobs chokes on an apple.

    Richard Branson has a heart attack whilst deflowering a virgin.

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #18 - September 27, 2010, 08:36 PM

    Pope gets beaten shagged to death by little kids.

    Sweet justice. Let me taste they nectar.

    fixed for ya!

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  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #19 - September 27, 2010, 08:38 PM

    Mullah gets stoned to death for revealing his face

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  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #20 - September 27, 2010, 08:43 PM

    George Bush gets aimed at with a shoe.

    Ok, that actually happened!

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  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #21 - September 27, 2010, 08:46 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5eDyuzKLiM

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  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #22 - September 27, 2010, 09:07 PM

     Cheesy

    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

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    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #23 - September 27, 2010, 11:00 PM

    Have to admit I laughed too. I think I can guess what happened though.

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    One area of the woodland path at the top of several cliff faces on the river's banks - which is accessible from a public bridleway - is particularly uneven with a sheer drop of around 30ft at the side which leads down to the river.

    The heavily wooded area, which is popular with walkers, has areas of relative flat before being broken by various tree roots and branches.

    Those things steer by leaning, so if you leant to one side accidentally as the thing bumped over some uneven ground, steering it off the side of the path could happen quite quickly. Most accidents happen when people get complacent about something they do frequently.

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  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #24 - September 29, 2010, 04:22 PM

    Steve Irwin.
  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #25 - September 29, 2010, 04:23 PM

    yes

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  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #26 - September 29, 2010, 08:25 PM

    I think I am going to get a T-shirt made that says "I refuse to die an ironic death." If only mr segway guy had one...
  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #27 - September 29, 2010, 08:28 PM

    knowing his luck, he probably would have died from a rare t-shirt allergy

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  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #28 - September 29, 2010, 08:45 PM

    It'd be pretty funny if I was killed after calling someone a fag. Well deserved death right thurrr. lolololol

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Millionaire owner of Segway firm dies in freak accident after riding one
     Reply #29 - September 29, 2010, 08:47 PM

    It would be funnier if you were killed by a gay person because you called him a fag.

    "A good man is so hard to find but a hard man is so good to find"
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