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Reply #30 - October 28, 2010, 10:54 AM
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Reply #31 - October 29, 2010, 01:22 PM

finally a religion that speaks to me , praise BerberElla and her holly ass !!!
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Reply #32 - November 02, 2010, 05:43 PM

Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 13, 2010, 10:21 PM
This is abominable kufr. Istagfirullah. No bottom-centric creed can rival the majesty, the glory and the beauty of her perky DD's, the only gods worth worshipping.

Desist from your kufr you revolting swine or to hell you will go.
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Reply #33 - November 02, 2010, 06:08 PM

Quote from: IsLame on October 28, 2010, 10:49 AM
and I want to lick it off, whilst bent on all fours
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Reply #34 - November 14, 2010, 11:02 PM

The Berbists' Creed

I believe in Ceiling Cat, the Father almighty, creator of heaven and earth.
I believe in BerberElla, his only Daughter, our Lord.
She was conceived by the power of Longcat and born of the Virgin Zizo.
She suffered under a shitty husband, was self-banned, died, and was buried.
She descended into hell. On the third day she rose again.
She ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of Ceiling Cat.
She will come again to CEMB Forum to judge the living and the banned.
I believe in Longcat,
the holy Berbist Church, the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and life everlasting.
Amen.

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Reply #35 - November 14, 2010, 11:03 PM

ROFL OMG GREATEST E-V-E-R
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Reply #36 - November 15, 2010, 03:49 PM

Will she judge us by our masturbation techniques? I'm afraid I haven't been practicing enough
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Reply #37 - November 15, 2010, 06:39 PM

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Will she judge us by our masturbation techniques? I'm afraid I haven't been practicing enough

you're in big trouble ... ceiling cat will be very disappointed
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Reply #38 - December 02, 2010, 10:42 PM

Lo! Believers and unbelievers! Harken to my words!

BERBS WILL RETURN, AND SHE WILL RETURN WITH A SWORD! Her return will be glorious and bloody. She knows who have sinned against her, and will punish them with a furious vengeance. REPENT NOW OR PAY! All true Berbists should not lose faith, we will be rewarded upon her return even as she smites the false prophets, disbelievers, and her enemies when she rules over her kingdom.

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Reply #39 - December 02, 2010, 10:48 PM

bring forth a sign if what thou sayest is true, otherwise we shall certainly stone thee!!

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Reply #40 - December 02, 2010, 11:13 PM

They say: "We shall never believe until we see Berbs manifestly!"

Nay! Those who reject Faith, it is the same to them whether thou warn them or do not warn them; they will never believe.

Berbs hath set a seal on their hearts and on their hearing, and on their eyes is a veil; great is the penalty they (incur).
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Reply #41 - December 02, 2010, 11:24 PM

You blokes are bonkers. Just sayin'.

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Reply #42 - December 02, 2010, 11:26 PM

She's not the messiah, guys. She's just a very naughty girl.

"we can smell traitors and country haters"

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God is Love.
Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
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Reply #43 - December 02, 2010, 11:57 PM

Sometimes they can be the same.

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
My political philosophy below
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Reply #44 - December 03, 2010, 09:02 AM

Quote from: Q-Man on November 14, 2010, 11:02 PM
The Berbists' Creed

I believe in Ceiling Cat, the Father almighty, creator of heaven and earth.
I believe in BerberElla, his only Daughter, our Lord.
She was conceived by the power of Longcat and born of the Virgin Zizo.
She suffered under a shitty husband, was self-banned, died, and was buried.
She descended into hell. On the third day she rose again.
She ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of Ceiling Cat.
She will come again to CEMB Forum to judge the living and the banned.
I believe in Longcat,
the holy Berbist Church, the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and life everlasting.
Amen.

Amen idd

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Reply #45 - December 03, 2010, 09:09 AM

I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
Can't it be, can't it be mine

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Reply #46 - December 03, 2010, 09:25 AM

Where did Berbs go anyway?!!
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Reply #47 - December 03, 2010, 09:35 AM

Quote from: spiral dive on December 03, 2010, 09:25 AM
Where did Berbs go anyway?!!

http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=12658.msg352088#msg352088

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Reply #48 - December 03, 2010, 10:13 AM

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Reply #49 - March 30, 2011, 08:16 AM

Lo! Unbelievers hearken unto me! Your days are numbered! BerberElla's return is nigh! The prophecy shall be fulfilled soon, and Berbs shall return with a sword to mete out punishment to ye sinners!

REPENT NOW, SINNERS AND UNBELIEVERS! ASK FOR BERBS' FORGIVENESS NOW AND SHE MAY SHOW YOU MERCY. DO NOT WAIT UNTIL IT IS TOO LATE!

"In battle, the well-honed spork is more dangerous than the mightiest sword" -- Sun Tzu
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Reply #50 - March 30, 2011, 08:17 AM

I've lost faith brother :(
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Reply #51 - March 30, 2011, 08:21 AM

THEN YOU SHALL PERISH UPON HER RETURN, OH YE OF LITTLE FAITH. YOUR DESTRUCTION IS NEAR.

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Reply #52 - March 30, 2011, 08:25 AM

DESTROY ME THEN FOR IT'S THE ONLY WAY I WILL GAIN SALVATION!
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Reply #53 - March 30, 2011, 08:38 AM

I am not interested in your religion of the ass, just like every other religion on Earth it is going to involve following a load of shit.

I don't come here any more due to unfair moderation.
http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=30785
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Reply #54 - March 30, 2011, 08:41 AM

You too shall burn upon her return, and it couldn't happen to a more deserving guy.

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Reply #55 - March 30, 2011, 12:53 PM

Quote from: Rev. Winton Dupree on March 30, 2011, 08:16 AM
Lo! Unbelievers hearken unto me! Your days are numbered! BerberElla's return is nigh! The prophecy shall be fulfilled soon, and Berbs shall return with a sword to mete out punishment to ye sinners!

REPENT NOW, SINNERS AND UNBELIEVERS! ASK FOR BERBS' FORGIVENESS NOW AND SHE MAY SHOW YOU MERCY. DO NOT WAIT UNTIL IT IS TOO LATE!

Quote from: www.berbsneverexisted.com/

"Berberellaism was the ultimate product of religious syncretism in the ancient world. Its emergence owed nothing to a single person called Berberella. There were many Berberellas, but the fable was a cultural construct. Her alleged birthplace did not exist in the 1st century AD – the area was a burial ground of rock-cut tombs. The genealogies of Berberella are pious fiction. The 12 disciples are as fictitious as their master, invented to legitimise the claims of the early devotees of Berberellaism. The concept of Berberella was borrowed from pagan goddesses.

Scholars have known all this for more than 200 years but the Rev. Winton Dupree has made a highly profitable business out of deceit to keep the show on the road. He claims: "Berberella is better documented than any other ancient figure" ? Don't believe a word of it. Unlike the mythical Berberella, a real historical figure like Hadrat Hassan Bey has a mass of mutually supporting evidence. In a nutshell – Nailing Berberella."
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Reply #56 - March 30, 2011, 12:58 PM

Quote from: Hassan on March 30, 2011, 12:53 PM
Quote from: www.berbsneverexisted.com/

"Berberellaism was the ultimate product of religious syncretism in the ancient world. Its emergence owed nothing to a single person called Berberella. There were many Berberellas, but the fable was a cultural construct. Her alleged birthplace did not exist in the 1st century AD – the area was a burial ground of rock-cut tombs. The genealogies of Berberella are pious fiction. The 12 disciples are as fictitious as their master, invented to legitimise the claims of the early devotees of Berberellaism. The concept of Berberella was borrowed from pagan goddesses.

Scholars have known all this for more than 200 years but the Rev. Winton Dupree has made a highly profitable business out of deceit to keep the show on the road. He claims: "Berberella is better documented than any other ancient figure" ? Don't believe a word of it. Unlike the mythical Berberella, a real historical figure like Hadrat Hassan Bey has a mass of mutually supporting evidence. In a nutshell – Nailing Berberella."

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Reply #57 - March 30, 2011, 01:19 PM

Quote from: Hassan on March 30, 2011, 12:53 PM
Quote from: www.berbsneverexisted.com/

"Berberellaism was the ultimate product of religious syncretism in the ancient world. Its emergence owed nothing to a single person called Berberella. There were many Berberellas, but the fable was a cultural construct. Her alleged birthplace did not exist in the 1st century AD – the area was a burial ground of rock-cut tombs. The genealogies of Berberella are pious fiction. The 12 disciples are as fictitious as their master, invented to legitimise the claims of the early devotees of Berberellaism. The concept of Berberella was borrowed from pagan goddesses.

Scholars have known all this for more than 200 years but the Rev. Winton Dupree has made a highly profitable business out of deceit to keep the show on the road. He claims: "Berberella is better documented than any other ancient figure" ? Don't believe a word of it. Unlike the mythical Berberella, a real historical figure like Hadrat Hassan Bey has a mass of mutually supporting evidence. In a nutshell – Nailing Berberella."

Mwahahahaha! Look at the active member list. You're about to be in deep shit, Hassan!

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Reply #58 - March 30, 2011, 01:26 PM

Quote from: Q-Man on March 30, 2011, 01:19 PM
Mwahahahaha! Look at the active member list. You're about to be in deep shit, Hassan!

Wow! Yeah! I repent! I repent! It was Shaytan who led me astray!

(Hey Berbs, seriously hope this means ur back )
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Reply #59 - March 30, 2011, 01:29 PM

Too late bitches! Only we true believers will be saved from Berbs wrath. The Rev showed us the truth and you rejected it.

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