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  • LOL I need some advice
     OP - November 07, 2010, 03:29 PM
    *edit*

    I apologize to the admins and all the members having read and posted in this thread believing in what I was saying.

    This thread - the part about a girl liking me, was fictional.

    I was not trolling. I simply did it to evoke a response from another member who had ignored me.

    I do take the decorum of the forum seriously.
  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #1 - November 07, 2010, 03:32 PM
    Dude .... You trolled with real photos of yourself?
    Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator of human intelligence

  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #2 - November 07, 2010, 03:33 PM
    tl;dr

    But whatever it is, you deserve it Smiley
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #3 - November 07, 2010, 03:35 PM
    Firstly, hope everything goes well  Smiley

    Now. It was kinda foolish to claim you were a convert, but thats history. Also, this girl that you think you can get on with; you need to tell her the truth. There's no point meeting up with her, and her mates, and then bluntly staying away from the fact that you're obviously not a Muslim.

    If the relationship continues, and you continue to lie, mate you're in for a nasty shock. Girls don't take lies well, and you don't want to hurt a girl like that.

    And please bruv, don't use girls for "somewhat intimate" relationships, or simply for sexual purposes. And if you plan to break up later, and simply use her, then please don't for the sake of the girl.

    Come out clean.
  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #4 - November 07, 2010, 03:37 PM
    Just get out of there.

    Tell her sorry/you're not interested, in a nicer manner and leave it there. Stop messing about on fb, youtube w/e with it and let things cool off for a few months - lay low.

    Simple. You know you're only lusting.
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #5 - November 07, 2010, 03:40 PM
    What you did - totally not cool.
    "He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
    ~ Douglas Adams
  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #6 - November 07, 2010, 03:42 PM
    You could be trolling us too.
    "He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
    ~ Douglas Adams
  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #7 - November 07, 2010, 03:45 PM
    Advice: take 75mg of Midazolam with a fifth of vodka and a six-pack of beer
    fuck you
  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #8 - November 07, 2010, 03:54 PM
    Wow, Q-Man is back. What happened to the Church of Berbs?  grin12
    "He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
    ~ Douglas Adams
  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #9 - November 07, 2010, 03:55 PM
    Berbism lives on!
    fuck you
  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #10 - November 07, 2010, 04:02 PM
    Quote from: Logical_Mind44 on November 07, 2010, 03:29 PM
    So right I had this facebook account where I pretended to be a recent Muslim convert to learn more about Islam and what not. I was suprised by the amount of community orientedness and support you get as a Muslim. Lot's of brother-brother lovin', it got too steamy at times for me to handle lulz. I had links to some faux religious blog about me being a Muslim and shit and also a youtube account where I talked about science, philosophy, spirituality and how Islam is an ideal religion on this facebook profile. The Muslims seemed to be impressed by my intelligence and how I gave props for Islam(LOL). Some of em said that I should study Islam further and aspire to be a Sheikh because I had the talent for it(ROFLMAO). I have pictures of myself on that account as well(also in the vids of my youtube channel I'm recorded with myself full-face talking). I have had tonnes of friend requests from lots of Muslims, hehe. Some of em are really nosey and ask alot of questions regarding what school of thought and sect I want to associate myself with and also stuff like they'd be willing to hear me out if I had problems in life and give advice(wtf?).

    Go Wahhabi on them. Afro


    Quote from: Logical_Mind44 on November 07, 2010, 03:29 PM
    She is a pretty girl and I like her. But not enough for me to ever want to get serious with her. I mean if she was a hot chick, I could fuck her and then forget about it. But she's really sweet. I've taken all of this as a joke and she hasn't said anything about her liking-liking me. And I don't want to play her out and get her hurt if she does start expressing it clearly. In anycase, I've asked her before if she would ever get married to a non-Muslim and she wasn't very happy about this prospect and she said, as usual, that its not something acceptable amongst the community.

    I don't feel like turning her down. It'd be screwed considering how much we've got along. And theres also a chance that she might blow the whole thing up on facebook and spoiling that account. I also want to get to see her in person. Yet all of this is awkward. LOL what the heck have I gotten myself into? Should I pursue this offer? Is there a point in this? I mean if she wasn't a Muslimah, we could get atleast somewhat intimate and then break up in the future. I won't be taping anything with this chick unless we get really serious and that too is hard to say, she might be convinced to abstain untill marriage. And I won't marry her(cuz I won't ever convert to Islam) firstly and I don't want to get her involved in my 'real' personal life. I have said somethings that are real about myself and others which are pure lies(like the college I go to).

    You've gone too far.

    Just tell her you're seeing someone else and are busy with that person.
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #11 - November 07, 2010, 04:38 PM
    You dog. Please give me her details, I'll put her straight about you!   finmad
    "The greatest general is not the one who can take the most cities or spill the most blood. The greatest general is the one who can take Heaven and Earth without waging the battle." ~ Sun Tzu

  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #12 - November 07, 2010, 05:33 PM
    Tell her the truth. It's fucking simple. Why do we need to lie all the time.

  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #13 - November 07, 2010, 05:37 PM
    No, don't tell her the truth. I mean, you gave out personal info. You crazy?  Roll Eyes

    Just make up a good lie and cut off contact.
    Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator of human intelligence

  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #14 - November 07, 2010, 05:45 PM
    Break it in slowly. Tell her you are "having doubts about Islam" and see how she responds. If he really likes her THAT much he needs to start treating her with SOME level of respect, ergo being somewhat honest.
  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #15 - November 07, 2010, 05:49 PM
    I can't believe you guys are taking this seriously.
    fuck you
  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #16 - November 07, 2010, 05:50 PM
    Neither can I. I'm just bored.
  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #17 - November 07, 2010, 05:50 PM
    Quote from: Q-Man on November 07, 2010, 05:49 PM
    I can't believe you guys are taking this seriously.


    He probably is trolling but this is the only entertaining thing atm so I'm just gonna go with it  yes
    Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator of human intelligence

  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #18 - November 07, 2010, 06:25 PM
    Quote from: Loki on November 07, 2010, 03:32 PM
    Dude .... You trolled with real photos of yourself?


    Look the account is pretty old. I had started out as someone who was merely a curious non-Muslim interested in Islam. The whole incessant compelling made me just pretend to be a convert to get by and taste what it felt like being a Muslim. So I just stuck with it. Overtime since I never was convinced, I simply just had fun continuing with it. The 'religious people-ism' of Islam is addictive and amusing. Its hilarious what Muslims do sometimes. The whole celebration of a high-profile convert, the aggressive shouting at the top of lungs of "Allahu Akbar!" over the trivialest of issues concerning Islam as though it were one step closer to Islamic World Domination, Allah's majestic reign over Earth all were hard to miss out on. It gripped me so bad that I couldn't allow myself out. Sure it wasn't my personal life. Or something that I took seriously. But just for the giggles and fascination. Never in my life had I experienced complete strangers be so affectionate towards me. They saw the validity of all they believed within me. They sought re-assurance from me merely for being within their ranks. Allah alone wasn't the provider or inspirer of their faith. But the whole identity and communityhood of Muslim-ism was what defined and kept them to Allah. I could almost get on my knees and worship Allah for the sake of these people.
  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #19 - November 07, 2010, 06:50 PM
    Back track and just tell her you have started having doubts about Islam, and see if she is still interested.
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  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #20 - November 07, 2010, 06:51 PM
    Logical Mind is a troll.
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #21 - November 07, 2010, 06:54 PM
    Quote from: Q-Man on November 07, 2010, 05:49 PM
    I can't believe you guys are taking this seriously.

    Cheesy

    Quote from: Loki on November 07, 2010, 05:37 PM
    Just make up a good lie and cut off contact.

    Profess your love to her, and then say you're going for jihad in Afghanistan.
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #22 - November 07, 2010, 07:14 PM
    failed troll.
  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #23 - November 07, 2010, 07:25 PM
    None of this is true unless we see the videos and the FB account.

  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #24 - November 07, 2010, 09:07 PM
    Alright, who on the staff restored his editing abilities? He's back to his old tricks.
    fuck you
  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #25 - November 07, 2010, 11:20 PM
    Quote from: Logical_Mind44 on November 07, 2010, 03:29 PM
    *edit*

    I apologize to the admins and all the members having read and posted in this thread believing in what I was saying.

    This thread - the part about a girl liking me, was fictional.

    I was not trolling. I simply did it to evoke a response from another member who had ignored me.

    I do take the decorum of the forum seriously.

    Now he's just asking for a smite. grin12
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #26 - November 07, 2010, 11:43 PM
    Quote from: Logical_Mind44 on November 07, 2010, 03:29 PM
    the part about a girl liking me, was fictional.

    Get used to it buddy  Afro
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    My Blog  pccoffee
  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #27 - November 07, 2010, 11:46 PM
     Cheesy

    Fuckin perfect burn, IsLame. You got my vote for next JOTM on that alone.
    fuck you
  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #28 - November 07, 2010, 11:48 PM
     Cheesy
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: LOL I need some advice
     Reply #29 - November 08, 2010, 01:49 AM
     Cheesy You have my vote.
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