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Topic: How to miss Eid Prayer?

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- abzm94
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Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
Reply #30 - November 10, 2010, 07:42 PM

Man what would I do with Islame and Muddy. Like Harry and Larry.

Not really though. Probably the Mosque people, would storm in, and shout a massive
"ASTAGFIRULLAH!" and then probably scream another "**** *****" in their own language.

Go on Islame, I double dare you! Muddy I double dare you as well
- Damian_Gray
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Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
Reply #31 - November 11, 2010, 06:31 PM

Quote from: IsLame on November 10, 2010, 07:38 PM
Imagine the fun you could have with something like that - like an mp3 in the mosque toilet playing the sound of an orgasm or people having sex on loop - even better if we could film the reaction on youtube, it would be priceless.

All you need to do is hide a phone (which has a looping orgasm ring-tone) near were the imam prays when the room is empty and then wait until its packed out and then ring it. I might try that If I get bored enough.
- muddy
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Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
Reply #32 - November 11, 2010, 06:40 PM

That is the most evil idea.. We need to use a disposable prepaid phone for it..

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Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
Reply #33 - November 11, 2010, 06:42 PM

Imagine if the microphone they use when praying picked it up lmao it would be amplified all around the mosque and probably also to people listening on radios.
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Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
Reply #34 - November 11, 2010, 06:46 PM

Well, if this gets to the news media, FBI would be able to trace it back to us.

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Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
Reply #35 - November 11, 2010, 06:55 PM

Lol, tottaly off topic hey?
- mufa9a
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Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
Reply #36 - November 11, 2010, 06:56 PM

Go, it's an excuse to post us your experience later on that day here

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- muddy
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Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
Reply #37 - November 11, 2010, 07:07 PM

Quote from: abzm94 on November 11, 2010, 06:55 PM
Lol, tottaly off topic hey?

you already got more then enough idea's.. Didn't you?

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Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
Reply #38 - November 11, 2010, 07:23 PM

I would suggest you to tell your parent that you're on your period, but you're a boy,
so this is what I have in mind:
-Licked by neighbor's dog
-Eat as much brooklax (chocolate laxative) as you can
-Wake up late and tell your dad you just had a wet dream (it's out of your control)
-Tell your parent there's important test at school, but don't go to school, hide somewhere instead
-Pretend you see someone you know before you enter the mosque, ask your dad's permission to greet him, and go somewhere else
- muddy
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Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
Reply #39 - November 11, 2010, 07:51 PM

^ There is a customary morning shower ritual before Eid prayer.. So your advices wont work..

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Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
Reply #40 - November 11, 2010, 08:03 PM

Quote from: muddy on November 11, 2010, 07:51 PM
^ There is a customary morning shower ritual before Eid prayer.. So your advices wont work..

That's why I add waking up late, duh
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Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
Reply #41 - November 12, 2010, 05:16 PM

Lol guys, thanks for the helpful advice. You did help me a lot

The one am going with is to go sleep very late, and to wake up hopefully very late. I just hope my mother doesn't stone me whilst in bed.

Thanks.
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Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
Reply #42 - November 18, 2010, 01:50 AM

lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzU4iyjoVWQ&feature=player_embedded#at=96

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- abzm94
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Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
Reply #43 - November 18, 2010, 04:29 PM

I thought that was a girl first...

Eid was so rubbish and stupid.
- Lassan
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Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
Reply #44 - November 18, 2010, 07:16 PM

^^ I'm still not sure..
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How to miss Islam??
Reply #45 - November 21, 2010, 12:07 AM

How to miss Eid Prayer? How about How to miss Islam??

Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything
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the beloved betrayed me and turned in to a Muslim
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Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
Reply #46 - November 21, 2010, 12:31 AM

Why did you had to corrupt the picture of most beautiful piece of nature? (Niagara Falls that is.. )

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Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
Reply #47 - November 21, 2010, 12:37 AM

Astaghfirullah.

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