Skip navigation
Sidebar -

Advanced search options →
↑ ↓
CEMB → Forum → Welcome to the forum → The Lounge → Farts live on TV!

Welcome

Welcome to CEMB forum.
Please login or register. Did you miss your activation email?

Donations

Help keep the Forum going!
Click on Kitty to donate:

Kitty is lost

Recent Posts

Lights on the way
by akay
Today at 09:57 AM
Do humans have needed kno...
Today at 12:56 AM
Random Islamic History Po...
by zeca
October 07, 2025, 09:50 AM
What's happened to the fo...
October 06, 2025, 11:58 AM
New Britain
October 05, 2025, 08:07 AM
Qur'anic studies today
by zeca
October 05, 2025, 07:55 AM
Kashmir endgame
October 04, 2025, 10:05 PM
اضواء على الطريق ....... ...
by akay
October 02, 2025, 12:03 PM
الحبيب من يشبه اكثر؟؟؟
by akay
September 24, 2025, 11:55 AM
Muslim grooming gangs sti...
September 20, 2025, 07:39 PM
Jesus mythicism
by zeca
September 13, 2025, 10:59 PM
Orientalism - Edward Said
by zeca
August 22, 2025, 07:41 AM

Theme Changer

 Topic: Farts live on TV!

 (Read 6619 times)
  • 12 Next page « Previous thread | Next thread »
  • Farts live on TV!
     OP - November 16, 2010, 05:22 AM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPeVU2bUMGc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
    ...
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #1 - November 16, 2010, 08:44 AM
    Is she naked?
    ...
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #2 - November 17, 2010, 06:52 AM
    lol, no. It's a low cut top.
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #3 - November 17, 2010, 11:54 AM
     Cry
    My Book     news002       
    My Blog  pccoffee
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #4 - November 17, 2010, 02:20 PM
    She's a stupid cow who married a stupid guy who plays/played for stupid shit teams  Wink
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #5 - November 17, 2010, 04:58 PM
    THE POWER OF THE FART COMPELS YOU .... j/k poor girl
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #6 - November 17, 2010, 05:11 PM
    Be easy on her. Lactose intolerance + a food item that has milk or yogurt in it can result in unwanted fart. Not sure if that's the case here..
    Admin of following facebook pages and groups:
    Islam's Last Stand (page)
    Islam's Last Stand (group)
    and many others...
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #7 - November 17, 2010, 07:47 PM
    Quote from: XxThaminaxX on November 17, 2010, 02:20 PM
    She's a stupid cow who married a stupid guy who plays/played for stupid shit teams  Wink


     Shooter
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #8 - November 17, 2010, 08:38 PM
    Who do you support? ARSEnal or chelSCUM? Wink
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #9 - November 17, 2010, 08:39 PM
    <== Check avatar and caption. Silly ManUre fan.
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #10 - November 17, 2010, 08:55 PM
    Come back when you win the treble  Afro
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #11 - November 17, 2010, 08:59 PM
    She should have just let one rip right after the shock of the first one.

    And in deadpan said: "There's more where that came from."
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #12 - November 17, 2010, 09:33 PM
    Quote from: XxThaminaxX on November 17, 2010, 08:55 PM
    Come back when you win the treble  Afro


    Come back when you're club implodes due to the mountains of debt  Afro
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #13 - November 17, 2010, 09:46 PM
    ^Those fucking stupid yanks that are to blame!  finmad But they won't implode  Smiley
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #14 - November 17, 2010, 09:55 PM

    Fucking gloryhunters  Roll Eyes
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #15 - November 17, 2010, 10:11 PM
    Quote from: XxThaminaxX on November 17, 2010, 09:46 PM
    ^Those fucking stupid yanks that are to blame!  finmad But they won't implode  Smiley


    The world hath endeth.. Two things we agree on, how could this be? 
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #16 - November 17, 2010, 10:23 PM
    Quote from: billy on November 17, 2010, 09:55 PM
    Fucking gloryhunters  Roll Eyes


    I was supporting Chelsea when we had Chris Sutton up front. Don't call me a glory-hunter  finmad

    Feel free to do it to these glory-hunting plonkers though...
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #17 - November 17, 2010, 10:25 PM

    I wasn't really referring to you, more the kind of Man Yoo fan who romps around larging it.

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #18 - November 17, 2010, 10:26 PM
    Did you use to live in London, Prince? What made you, a Bradistani, support Chelsea in the first place?
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #19 - November 17, 2010, 10:32 PM
    First live game I ever went to was with my uncle to the Cup Winner's Cup final in Stockholm ('98). My home town (Stuttgart), at the time, were playing Chelsea - my uncle is a die-hard Stuttgart fan. Zola came on midway through the second half and scored a brilliant winner inside a minute. Mesmerised me. Moved to England a couple of months later and naturally decided to support Gianfranco and Chelsea.

    I used to go to a few home games and few more away games, regularly, but foobtall isn't my life anymore, like it used to be, so haven't been to SB this season yet. Will hopefully do so though...
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #20 - November 17, 2010, 10:35 PM
    You're from Stuttgart? I can do an awesome german accent  Tongue

    Actually I've supported United ever since I started watching football (around 2003) and I support Bradford City  yes And when I lived in essex for a few yrs I supported Southend utd. I'm a lot of things but not a glory supporter!

    Quote from: ras111 on November 17, 2010, 10:11 PM
    The world hath endeth.. Two things we agree on, how could this be?  



    Like pakis say here...........shit happens  Wink
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #21 - November 17, 2010, 11:03 PM
    Quote from: XxThaminaxX on November 17, 2010, 10:35 PM
    You're from Stuttgart? I can do an awesome german accent  Tongue


    I wouldn't brag about that if I was you. Tongue How come, anyway?

    Quote
    Actually I've supported United ever since I started watching football (around 2003)



    When they were the reigining champions of england you mean....
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #22 - November 17, 2010, 11:08 PM
     Cheesy

    ok this one was a bit more than just a fart... enjoy!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fxS5wGGyPE
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #23 - November 18, 2010, 01:12 PM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on November 17, 2010, 11:03 PM
    I wouldn't brag about that if I was you. Tongue How come, anyway?

    When they were the reigining champions of england you mean....



    I played the part of a german woman who falls in love with a british spy at a school play lol

    Yeah and they finished 3rd the next season yet I still supported them!

  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #24 - November 18, 2010, 01:45 PM
    Quote from: nessrriinn on November 17, 2010, 11:08 PM
    Cheesy

    ok this one was a bit more than just a fart... enjoy!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fxS5wGGyPE


     Cheesy poor girl!
    ...
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #25 - November 18, 2010, 03:32 PM
    Farts and Football?
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #26 - November 18, 2010, 04:31 PM
    You meant fartball?
    ...
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #27 - November 18, 2010, 04:36 PM
    Quote from: XxThaminaxX on November 18, 2010, 01:12 PM

    I played the part of a german woman who falls in love with a british spy at a school play lol


     Cheesy Would have liked to see that.

    Quote
    Yeah and they finished 3rd the next season yet I still supported them!



    ZOMG 3rd!! That must have been hard to stomach. Roll Eyes

    So I see you've not experienced winnng the treble either.  Afro
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #28 - November 18, 2010, 10:11 PM
    ^No it wasn't hard to stomach-honest lol.

    No when they were busy winning the treble I was busy playing with dolls  Smiley
  • Re: Farts live on TV!
     Reply #29 - November 18, 2010, 10:23 PM
    So was I.
  • 12 Next page « Previous thread | Next thread »