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 Topic: One fine day in CEMB...

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  • One fine day in CEMB...
     OP - December 21, 2010, 09:34 PM
    Once upon a time...

    Thinkfree was walking along between threads, thinking of ways in which he could be a persnickety bastard, when Osmanthus walked up and said "LET'S DEVISE WAYS IN WHICH WE CAN GAIN PLEASURE AT THE DISCOMFORT OF OTHERS!"

    And thinkfree, being the selfish little bastard that he was, smirked and went, "Oh, yeah babe."

    But they weren't being quiet. Muddy was at the door, of the VIP lounge eavesdropping.

    Cheetah walks in and says, "this is all great and all, but i'm pregnant and dying. My last wish is to tease another human being."

    So she notices Muddy standing there with his face pressed against the glass and wonders how on earth the other two hadn't noticed. Cheetah, was of course, a woman and therefore possessed unmeasurable intellect, while Thinkfree and Osmanthus were just males who were blinded by their raging hard-ons for one another.

    Cheetah retrieved Muddy, tied him to a post, as she sensed she was going into labour, and then delivered a little kitten, whom she handed over to muddy "here is the baby you wanted from one dying woman."

    But her last act could not be selfish either (having spent too much time in the administration of CEMB, with its poisonous ways), because as soon as muddy's beady little eyes gleamed and he reached out for it, she chortled and threw it at thinkfree. "HA, just kidding."

    Then, Muddy killed cheetah.

    All the while, Osmanthus and Thinkfree played with the new kitten, having no idea what was going on--being males and complete idiots who don't know anything at all ever.

    and while they looked away, iblis came back and farted on the forum

    and digdug finally took over.

    And, I ephemeral, just looked at thinkfree and Osmanthus and called them morons.

    Truth hurts.

    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: One fine day in CEMB...
     Reply #1 - December 21, 2010, 09:36 PM
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: One fine day in CEMB...
     Reply #2 - December 21, 2010, 09:39 PM
     Cheesy
  • Re: One fine day in CEMB...
     Reply #3 - December 21, 2010, 10:05 PM
    I'd reckon it would have been funny if I understood what u guyz r fighting bout  Huh?  Smiley
    <AliIsAli>: in ur sharia law, am i to be killed???
    <ghutlu>: Yes sure sure u should 4 firstly Being Ex muslim
     <ghutlu>:  for leaving ISLAM
     <AliIsAli>: would u kill me if u saw me?
     <ghutlu>: yes surely
     <AliIsAli>: :(
     <ghutlu>: by the way gay is just a mental problem
  • Re: One fine day in CEMB...
     Reply #4 - December 21, 2010, 10:09 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy
    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: One fine day in CEMB...
     Reply #5 - December 21, 2010, 10:12 PM
    Isn't she just adorable?

    Narcissistic, batshit insane and borderline sociopathic, but adorable nonetheless.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: One fine day in CEMB...
     Reply #6 - December 21, 2010, 10:17 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy
    Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator of human intelligence

  • Re: One fine day in CEMB...
     Reply #7 - December 21, 2010, 10:18 PM
    yup she's a sweetie   Kiss
    ''we are morally and philisophically in the best position to win the league'' - Arsene Wenger
  • Re: One fine day in CEMB...
     Reply #8 - December 21, 2010, 10:21 PM
     MSinghK  << Eph

     rofl eddie << Everyone else.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: One fine day in CEMB...
     Reply #9 - December 21, 2010, 10:26 PM
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: One fine day in CEMB...
     Reply #10 - December 21, 2010, 10:27 PM
    What's that supposed to mean -_-

    this is my thread btw, i just pwned y'all therefore shoo.
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: One fine day in CEMB...
     Reply #11 - December 21, 2010, 10:28 PM
    oh why oh why must it always descend into a competition?
    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: One fine day in CEMB...
     Reply #12 - December 21, 2010, 10:30 PM
    it didn't descend, it was born out of competition, as were we! dance
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: One fine day in CEMB...
     Reply #13 - December 21, 2010, 10:32 PM
    I guess this doesn't rank too high on your top 10 most needless threads. Good effort. Wink Tongue
    "The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves."
  • Re: One fine day in CEMB...
     Reply #14 - December 21, 2010, 10:33 PM
    Quote from: Ephemeral on December 21, 2010, 10:27 PM
    this is my thread btw, i just pwned y'all therefore shoo.


    ROFL
    ''we are morally and philisophically in the best position to win the league'' - Arsene Wenger
  • Re: One fine day in CEMB...
     Reply #15 - December 21, 2010, 10:34 PM
    Quote from: z10 on December 21, 2010, 10:28 PM
    oh why oh why must it always descend into a competition?

    I'm sure you'll be able to provide us with a comprehensive philosophical treatise on the subject next week.  parrot
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: One fine day in CEMB...
     Reply #16 - December 21, 2010, 10:35 PM
    Quote from: abuyunus2 on December 21, 2010, 10:33 PM
    ROFL


    what's so funny, *sharpens claws*
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: One fine day in CEMB...
     Reply #17 - December 22, 2010, 12:23 AM
    Wow.. I am so popular.  bunny dance

    And by the way, I don't really remember impregnating cheetah.. I don't want some random cat's baby.
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  • Re: One fine day in CEMB...
     Reply #18 - December 22, 2010, 12:24 AM
    Quote from: Ishina on December 21, 2010, 10:26 PM
    (Clicky for piccy!)


    What film's that from anyway?
  • Re: One fine day in CEMB...
     Reply #19 - December 22, 2010, 12:29 AM
    Oh, and Ephemeral, du bist einfach verrückt  wacko
  • Re: One fine day in CEMB...
     Reply #20 - December 22, 2010, 12:39 AM
    Hun, dont get on my bad side. You're currently in my happybook,  but that could change...
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: One fine day in CEMB...
     Reply #21 - December 22, 2010, 12:41 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on December 21, 2010, 10:34 PM
    I'm sure you'll be able to provide us with a comprehensive philosophical treatise on the subject next week.  parrot


     Cheesy I'm tempted to say that "comprehensive" and "philosophical" is an oxymoron...
    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: One fine day in CEMB...
     Reply #22 - December 22, 2010, 12:42 AM
    Quote from: Zebedee on December 22, 2010, 12:24 AM
    What film's that from anyway?


    Band of Brothers
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: One fine day in CEMB...
     Reply #23 - December 22, 2010, 12:52 AM
    Quote from: Ephemeral on December 22, 2010, 12:39 AM
    Hun, dont get on my bad side. You're currently in my happybook,  but that could change...


    Ah, I'm just bustin' your balls, I actually think you kick ass  bunny
  • Re: One fine day in CEMB...
     Reply #24 - December 22, 2010, 12:52 AM
    Quote from: Ishina on December 22, 2010, 12:42 AM
    Band of Brothers


    Thought as much.
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