
We'd be like the most awesomest forum ever though Os.
Right now we are just the most awesomest, we need to get it to EVER. Q is working hard trying to raise this forum's profile, making sure Richard Dawkins and Selena Gomez stay in the headlines on this forum.
These superpowers though, they could be more awesome than the Dawkins/Gomez affair.


translation: LOL can i be mod plz? LOL i got over 9000 posts come on plz make me mod come on i'm so cooooooooooooooool. plz?
Bzzt...wrong. 1. If I wanted to be a mod, I'd straight up ask. I don't hint at shit-- that's for pussies like you. 2. I know I'm too volatile for the staff to consider making me a mod. They're not gonna make someone staff who regularly explodes at other forum members, even if they have it coming to them, and I know that. 3. If anyone ever gets the "executioner" superpower, I hop your head is first on the chopping block. You contribute nothing to this place but annoyance.