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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #150 - February 19, 2012, 11:05 PM
    Quote from: Raccoon Rapist on February 19, 2012, 11:01 PM
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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #151 - February 19, 2012, 11:05 PM
    PS: Vid link doesn't work. Tongue
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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #152 - February 19, 2012, 11:08 PM
    Try this one then
    http://m.youtube.com/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DbHXxc77iYDI&v=bHXxc77iYDI&gl=GB
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #153 - February 19, 2012, 11:10 PM
    Imagines gruff old man in thick Australian accent complaining about these "damn kids nowadays" with their "hippty hop crap music"
    "In battle, the well-honed spork is more dangerous than the mightiest sword" -- Sun Tzu
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #154 - February 19, 2012, 11:12 PM
    ROFL. Yeah it is a bit like that. I admit I find the genre as a whole one of the most boring ever invented. However, that is nothing to do with the lyrics. It's the style I find dull and tedious. The lyrical content is another subject entirely.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #155 - February 19, 2012, 11:14 PM
    Grin

    You know whats also funny, it reminds me of the stories i learned on how the elders were complaining about kids listening to Rock music in the 60's
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #156 - February 19, 2012, 11:15 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on February 19, 2012, 11:12 PM
    ROFL. Yeah it is a bit like that. I admit I find the genre as a whole one of the most boring ever invented. However, that is nothing to do with the lyrics. It's the style I find dull and tedious. The lyrical content is another subject entirely.


    Rolf Harris, say whaa?  Tongue
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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #157 - February 19, 2012, 11:17 PM
    Quote from: Cato on February 19, 2012, 11:14 PM
    Grin

    You know whats also funny, it reminds me of the stories i learned on how the elders were complaining about kids listening to Rock music in the 60's


    Lol. Every generation does it to it's successor, I bet you've complained about tween wave f.ex.
    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #158 - February 19, 2012, 11:17 PM
    Rolf Harris sux donkey ballz. Always has. Grin
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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #159 - February 19, 2012, 11:19 PM
    Quote from: interested212 on February 19, 2012, 11:17 PM
    Lol. Every generation does it to it's successor, I bet you've complained about tween wave f.ex.

    The really funny bit is that I can kick back and wait until these guys are embarrassed as fuck about the shit they used to listen to. Grin bunny

    Oh yeah, and the clothes they used to think were cool. Grin
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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #160 - February 19, 2012, 11:21 PM
    Quote from: interested212 on February 19, 2012, 11:17 PM
    Lol. Every generation does it to it's successor, I bet you've complained about tween wave f.ex.


    Truth be told, i consider most of the post 2004 mainstream music as rubbish, but they are still good ones popping out.

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #161 - February 19, 2012, 11:23 PM
    Most music of any era is rubbish. Seriously.
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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #162 - February 19, 2012, 11:25 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on February 19, 2012, 11:19 PM
    The really funny bit is that I can kick back and wait until these guys are embarrassed as fuck about the shit they used to listen to. Grin bunny

    Oh yeah, and the clothes they used to think were cool. Grin

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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #163 - February 19, 2012, 11:27 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on February 19, 2012, 11:23 PM
    Most music of any era is rubbish. Seriously.


    Well my old man still listens to Classic Jazz and he has been listening to it since he was in secondary school.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #164 - February 19, 2012, 11:29 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on February 19, 2012, 11:19 PM
    The really funny bit is that I can kick back and wait until these guys are embarrassed as fuck about the shit they used to listen to. Grin bunny

    Oh yeah, and the clothes they used to think were cool. Grin


    I've been through about three of these 'did I really fucking listen to and wear this shit?' cycles already, and I'm not even 23 yet. The other day I was pulling out a baby blue Sean John (P.Diddy) tracksuit I used to wear in 05 (in Syria no less) and I just laughed. I bet it's satisfying to be able to laugh at us when we crash into the wall and realise how stupid we looked.
    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #165 - February 19, 2012, 11:31 PM
    Quote from: interested212 on February 19, 2012, 11:29 PM
    I've been through about three of these 'did I really fucking listen to and wear this shit?' cycles already, and I'm not even 23 yet. The other day I was pulling out a baby blue Sean John (P.Diddy) tracksuit I used to wear in 05 (in Syria no less) and I just laughed. I bet it's satisfying to be able to laugh at us when we crash into the wall and realise how stupid we looked.

    Yup. Happens to everyone. Hey I was at school when platform shoes first came out. I was fukn cool, I'm tellin' ya. Tongue
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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #166 - February 19, 2012, 11:48 PM
    I'm 35 and I have yet to feel that way about much apart from a bit of crap music I listened to as a teenager. My fashion and music tastes are both flawless and timeless.
    "In battle, the well-honed spork is more dangerous than the mightiest sword" -- Sun Tzu
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #167 - February 19, 2012, 11:48 PM
    Quote from: Raccoon Rapist on February 19, 2012, 11:48 PM
    I'm 35 and I have yet to feel that way about much apart from a bit of crap music I listened to as a teenager. I am a self-absorbed wanker.

    FIFY
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #168 - February 19, 2012, 11:53 PM
    That was not correcting it because that can be true without my original statement being false.  Tongue
    "In battle, the well-honed spork is more dangerous than the mightiest sword" -- Sun Tzu
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #169 - February 19, 2012, 11:56 PM
    The implication was that your original statement was false. Tongue Tongue
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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #170 - February 19, 2012, 11:58 PM
    But it's not. Find me one person who will make legitimate claim other than that the Rapist dresses sharp without succumbing to fads.
    "In battle, the well-honed spork is more dangerous than the mightiest sword" -- Sun Tzu
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #171 - February 20, 2012, 12:00 AM
    Argumentum ad populum. Logical fallacy. Tongue
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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #172 - February 20, 2012, 12:02 AM
    No, empirical method.
    "In battle, the well-honed spork is more dangerous than the mightiest sword" -- Sun Tzu
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #173 - February 20, 2012, 12:04 AM
    Empiricism cannot verify absolutes, ergo thou art still full of shit and I win. bunny
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #174 - February 20, 2012, 12:10 AM
    In that case I will say my statement is a premise, not a proposition. Tongue
    "In battle, the well-honed spork is more dangerous than the mightiest sword" -- Sun Tzu
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #175 - February 20, 2012, 12:12 AM
    Argumentum ad shifty goalposts. Tongue Tongue
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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #176 - February 20, 2012, 12:14 AM
    I'm the flyest fuck here besides possibly arX-- suck on that.
    "In battle, the well-honed spork is more dangerous than the mightiest sword" -- Sun Tzu
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #177 - February 20, 2012, 12:16 AM
    Don't believe ya.
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  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #178 - February 20, 2012, 12:18 AM
    Quote from: Raccoon Rapist on February 20, 2012, 12:14 AM
    I'm the flyest fuck here besides possibly arX-- suck on that.

    Against the ruin of the world, there
    is only one defense: the creative act.

    -- Kenneth Rexroth
  • Re: Best punchlines you've heard in a song/rap battle
     Reply #179 - February 20, 2012, 12:25 AM
    Quote from: Raccoon Rapist on February 19, 2012, 11:48 PM
    I'm 35 and I have yet to feel that way about much apart from a bit of crap music I listened to as a teenager. My fashion and music tastes are both flawless and timeless.

    yeah i'm stuck in the 80's too..  grin12 i refuse to take these off..

    i'm sekseh and i know it...  dance
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