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Topic: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011

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CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
OP - May 10, 2011, 12:27 PM

Youngest Member Award: Imsu
Best Rap Act: xxrb43
Best Intro Thread Jacker: C.E.O
Most Compliant Person to Jack a Thread From: Dede
Nobel Prize for Physics: Muzammil
Nobel Prize for Freedom from Faith: Akuma99
Hide and Seek Award: Lara 91
Most Difficult Name to Type: DaRk WaVe
Suffragette of the Month: HypexMuslim
Biggest Splash Award: SanbulRocket
Hell Avoidance Champion: Queen of Shrooms
Best New Comedienne: HypexMulsim
Cool Award: SanbulRocket
Best New Poster: Grouchy
Best Name: Merry Squirrel
Best Comeback: TheLastKnight
Best Engineer: X-Shia
Second Best Engineer: Sherif ET
z10 Award for Philosophy: Al Ma'arri
Award for Bravery: Rovan
Sam Fox award for Biology: Crazy Islam
Special Award for Services to a Hijab: The Wyre

These are just some of the newcomers who have caught my eye recently. I know I’ve missed people out, but hopefully others can add to this list?

And I’m sorry if I’ve been either offensive, or too succinct, in my assessment of you.

© MAB Corp

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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #1 - May 10, 2011, 12:29 PM

What about me
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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #2 - May 10, 2011, 12:40 PM

You’re not new Emkay. You’re one of the established members here.

Besides, you have my heart. Is that not award enough for you?…

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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #3 - May 10, 2011, 12:55 PM

Awwwww

LOL there were no Awards in Feb, how's that my fault

I demand an Award!
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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #4 - May 10, 2011, 01:04 PM

Sweetest Person of the Millennium Award: Zaiba

I’d go further back, to earlier Millennia, but I suspect you’d then struggle to beat Buddha in this category.

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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #5 - May 10, 2011, 01:08 PM

Awwwww! just the sweetest person? LOL i wanna be what Mabby said in my siggy

I want a real award! like you do on top of your avatar!
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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #6 - May 10, 2011, 01:19 PM

You’d have won that, had you:

a)   not disappeared for half the month
b)   not changed your name three times over the course of the month, thus negating any good work that had been done by Emkay and Zelda and leaving you at a huge disadvantage (I said so, in my thank you speech on the POTM thread).
c)   not somehow alienated yourself from some of the girls on this forum

As for MAB’s compliment, I just can’t compete with that. It sums you up perfectly. If I could improve on it at all, I’d leave out the Pashtun bit.

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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #7 - May 10, 2011, 01:23 PM

I disappeared for half the month? what month was that?
Hey you can't blame my name changing on me! I have a family to keep sane y'know it's not easy being Emkay/Zelda/Zaiba all at one time! You made a thank you speech? Why do i not know this!

I still want an Award! I am a fighter! a survivor! and i will not budge until i get my AWARD!
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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #8 - May 10, 2011, 01:30 PM

Sorry, I think you just disappeared from my radar (maybe it was during your transformation from Emkay to Zelda?). I really, really started noticing you only about two or three weeks ago. Since then you have occupied all of my thoughts, day and night, night and day.

Btw, you’ll get your award as soon as I get a compliment for the photo I posted (and I don’t care if it’s a false compliment?). The stony silence on that thread from you, since I posted, is making me really insecure Emkay?

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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #9 - May 10, 2011, 01:34 PM

I've been on an emotional/psychological/sexual rollercoaster, I was once a sweet timid conventional girl called Emkay when i first set afoot on Cemb, but times have changed, and now i'm a slutty whore who offers her oh so irresistable services to anyone with a something long and meaty below the belt

What thread is this you speak of darling? I shall get commenting as soon as i find it

By the way, for the record, i really do like you Musivore even though it may seem hard to believe due to my innumeral affairs
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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #10 - May 10, 2011, 01:41 PM

By the way, for the record, i really do like you Musivore even though it may seem hard to believe due to my innumeral affairs

Thanks babe that means a lot.

'Post a picuture thread'...

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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #11 - May 10, 2011, 01:42 PM

The Charlie Sheen award for services to bipolar disorder: Emkay (or whatever she's calling herself next)

_{<Fx: Exits stage left. Quickly.>}

Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #12 - May 10, 2011, 02:05 PM

Thanks Toor. I’m now torn between laughing at that and acting as a White Knight. Thanks for the dilemma

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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #13 - May 10, 2011, 02:11 PM

Hahaahahaha mang that is some funny shit! I like it, but I'd like to be called LadyEmkayVore and Musi you should feel lucky I said that! Don't make me change my name
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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #14 - May 10, 2011, 02:18 PM

Wow, that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me...

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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #15 - May 10, 2011, 02:25 PM

I'm sitting in the underground tube and literally LOLing and people are thinking WTF freak! stop being so sarcastic
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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #16 - May 10, 2011, 02:28 PM

No really. Of all the men fighting for your affections, you could choose to take on my surname. I really am touched. True Romance. My wife could learn a lot from you kid.

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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #17 - May 10, 2011, 02:42 PM

Awww
I don't understand why I attract married men Is it because only marrired men realise they are with the wrong woman

I've only ever been mistress material and I shall never wifey material
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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #18 - May 10, 2011, 02:44 PM

Quote from: musivore on May 10, 2011, 12:27 PM
Youngest Member Award: Imsu
Best Rap Act: xxrb43
Best Intro Thread Jacker: C.E.O
Most Compliant Person to Jack a Thread From: Dede
Nobel Prize for Physics: Muzammil
Nobel Prize for Freedom from Faith: Akuma99
Hide and Seek Award: Lara 91
Most Difficult Name to Type: DaRk WaVe
Suffragette of the Month: HypexMuslim
Biggest Splash Award: SanbulRocket
Hell Avoidance Champion: Queen of Shrooms
Best New Comedienne: HypexMulsim
Cool Award: SanbulRocket
Best New Poster: Grouchy
Best Name: Merry Squirrel
Best Comeback: TheLastKnight
Best Engineer: X-Shia
Second Best Engineer: Sherif ET
z10 Award for Philosophy: Al Ma'arri
Award for Bravery: Rovan
Sam Fox award for Biology: Crazy Islam
Special Award for Services to a Hijab: The Wyre

These are just some of the newcomers who have caught my eye recently. I know I’ve missed people out, but hopefully others can add to this list?

And I’m sorry if I’ve been either offensive, or too succinct, in my assessment of you.

© MAB Corp

Too many noobs. I can't keep up.
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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #19 - May 10, 2011, 02:55 PM

Prince LOL, I like your signature. Especially the cool smiley at the end..

Zaibs, look back at your ‘Searching for Partner’ thread. You had scores of single guys sniffing around. I see you’re in a weepy mood today love?

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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #20 - May 10, 2011, 03:02 PM

Other than Mchawking no one else is serious, and yeah I am feeling a bit low today, I probably just nned some loving, will you care to do the honors?
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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #21 - May 10, 2011, 03:07 PM

Wow!

Good thing I brought my hip waders. The bullshit is getting deep in here.

Who's gonna clean the crap off the floors?

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #22 - May 10, 2011, 03:22 PM

LOL Blaxident. Apologies for that.

Zaiba. I’m going to PM you with naked photos taken from the last time MAB and I got away from our wives, and into each others arms. I know that that is not what you need right now, but hopefully it will give you a giggle (and turn you on a little)… Btw, good luck in your interview.

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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #23 - May 10, 2011, 03:32 PM

wow.. So many members? I have been really out for a while..

Admin of following facebook pages and groups:
Islam's Last Stand (page)
Islam's Last Stand (group)
and many others...
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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #24 - May 10, 2011, 03:35 PM

Yeah, I was starting to lose track also, and did this mainly as a personal reference

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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #25 - May 10, 2011, 04:16 PM

I feel so honored.

"I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #26 - May 10, 2011, 04:18 PM

Good Ms Wyre. And I am glad you told me that because you're actually the first newcomer to take any interest in this thread.

I am honoured that you did

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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #27 - May 10, 2011, 04:23 PM

I think I should get the Most Difficult Name To Type Award. You've spelt it wrong twice. =P [/spellingnotgrammarnazi]
That said, though... thanks.
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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #28 - May 10, 2011, 04:25 PM

Sorry SunnybullRocket, I'll try harder next time.

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Re: CEMB Newcomers Awards May 2011
Reply #29 - May 10, 2011, 04:35 PM

Quote from: musivore on May 10, 2011, 12:27 PM
Best Rap Act: xxrb43

hahaha as soon as I saw the title of this thread I knew I was going to get this type of award
thaaaanks musivore

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