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OP - May 29, 2011, 01:49 PM

So its me. 3 yrs or so on since this place started up, and add a further 3 yrs or so as an ex muslim.

I am scrapping the old blog, the old me, the old broken bitter berbs is gone, its better boob berbs now and this bitch is firmly back.

But hey, it wouldn't be me if this blog didn't have some emo fest......I can't squish that little girl in me completely.

Anyway the reason for this new blog? well I have been absent, even if I popped back briefly I haven't really been here. I've been there, somewhere over that heartbreak'me rainbow, and I only just found the pot of gold at the end. Its about time too. I hate munchkins.

But during my absence there have been so many newbies, I feel like a newbie around them lol. So lets get to know each other from the start. I have no intention of leaving any time soon again. No more rainbows are crossing this path. I haz a rainbow gun and I'm not holding back on using it.

Anyway this blog will be raw, it will be revelatory, it will be crazy and fun. Sometimes it will just suck, but I have sucky days like everyone else. Days when that mask'o'mine doesn't sit very well.

Ok, so on to my first port of call.

Now that I am eating proper food again, today I am making Moroccan lamb tagine with prunes, and almonds (so to you who like to say I can't cook, fuck you, you seriously wish you could cook like me lol)

If a blind man can read, an anorexic girl can cook. Think about it.

Anyway, slow cooking, been at it for 2 hours. As soon as my masterpiece is done, it will be the first picture posted in this blog.

A cathartic exercise to remind me that this year I will not let my eating disorder control me. This is the year of the food, not the rabbit, don't let the Chinese fool you.

***pics to be added.

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Reply #1 - May 29, 2011, 02:00 PM

Yay!

Glad to hear things are shaping up Berbsy.

You know I worry about ya.

And I want to see some food pRon...right now... Make it cook faster.

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Reply #2 - May 29, 2011, 02:02 PM

So glad to see you're back again Berbs and you're doing better than ever. Life's always about ups and downs and we're always changing. Nothing stays still for too long.
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Reply #3 - May 29, 2011, 02:08 PM

Quote from: Biaxident on May 29, 2011, 02:00 PM
Yay!

Glad to hear things are shaping up Berbsy.

You know I worry about ya.

And I want to see some food pRon...right now... Make it cook faster.

Lol I can't. I want the meat tender enough that it crumbles. I just transferred it to the oven for the final piece. But then I still can't serve it as I have to wait for my eldest to come back from swimming. It's his first day out in the wild wild world with no grown up supervision and I am so on edge.

Plus still waiting for my best friend to arrive (since this is a surprise for her birthday) before I can serve and provide you some food p0rn .

Quote from: Poopycock on May 29, 2011, 02:02 PM
So glad to see you're back again Berbs and you're doing better than ever. Life's always about ups and downs and we're always changing. Nothing stays still for too long.

Yep, that it doesn't. I always knew that, I just got confused at some stage that maybe some things could lol, but nothing stays the same, and neither have I.

Fuck it is good to feel good again, know what I mean?

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Reply #4 - May 29, 2011, 02:20 PM
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Reply #5 - May 29, 2011, 02:20 PM

Also that dish is bizarre.
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Reply #6 - May 29, 2011, 02:22 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on May 29, 2011, 02:08 PM
Lol I can't. I want the meat tender enough that it crumbles. I just transferred it to the oven for the final piece. But then I still can't serve it as I have to wait for my eldest to come back from swimming. It's his first day out in the wild wild world with no grown up supervision and I am so on edge.

Plus still waiting for my best friend to arrive (since this is a surprise for her birthday) before I can serve and provide you some food p0rn .

Yep, that it doesn't. I always knew that, I just got confused at some stage that maybe some things could lol, but nothing stays the same, and neither have I.

Fuck it is good to feel good again, know what I mean?

Damn it. Make it cook faster. Eat faster!

I want to drool, and spank my monkey, to your food.

See how much he enjoys being spanked?

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Reply #7 - May 29, 2011, 02:26 PM

Are you practising for Come Dine With Me, berbs?

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Reply #8 - May 29, 2011, 02:32 PM

I came across this Moroccan recipe on YT yesterday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYKqUGdc7rc

*Drool* I just love the ending where he cracks the eggs open over the meatballs.

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Reply #9 - May 29, 2011, 02:47 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on May 29, 2011, 02:08 PM
It's his first day out in the wild wild world with no grown up supervision and I am so on edge.

Awwh.

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Reply #10 - May 29, 2011, 02:50 PM

I need to learn to cook.... :/

*awaits berbs pics of delicious fooooddddd.....glorious fooodddddd*

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Reply #11 - May 29, 2011, 02:51 PM

Berbs, You are fabulous!!!

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Reply #12 - May 29, 2011, 02:52 PM

So now we know why some mammals eat their children.

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Reply #13 - May 29, 2011, 03:34 PM

Moroccan Food, yummy, sounds like an exotic delicacy *drooling*

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Reply #14 - May 29, 2011, 03:37 PM

Quote from: King Tut on May 29, 2011, 02:52 PM
So now we know why some mammals eat their children.

We do??
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Reply #15 - May 29, 2011, 04:46 PM

I like you too already, Berb

Don't feel a newb around me.

And I know it's like a forum r00l in the whole interwebz world not to be biased towards people's avatars but....
Yours is def my fave here! It's intrigue & legs & mystery & and black and white (the good kind)

Can't wait to see how the meal turns out! I'm not well versed in all things cooking but when I do it I find that at most my creations come out TASTING alright... but LOOKING quite horrendous.. normal at best. <-- me, crying in a corner. Pity party for non-cookers. We should just get those males to always cook for us right? That's how it works? Truly, I know more guy cooks than girl ones, they're really getting into it! Need to find me one of those men to be with though. it'd be perfect for my life than my mom will know she doesn't have to worry about trying to make me all domestic and shit and learn a bit more about cooking haha, I can never be on my Mother's level of cooking she is toooo good.

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Reply #16 - May 29, 2011, 04:54 PM

Quote from: Poopycock on May 29, 2011, 03:37 PM
We do??

Well at least this little village has its idiot back, now that she has returned for good.

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Reply #17 - May 29, 2011, 04:57 PM

Quote from: stardust on May 29, 2011, 02:50 PM
I need to learn to cook.... :/

Yeah, for your man. Learn how to rub his feet too.

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Reply #18 - May 29, 2011, 07:25 PM

Quote from: King Tut on May 29, 2011, 04:54 PM
Well at least this little village has its idiot back, now that she has returned for good.

I always thought you were the village idiot
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Reply #19 - May 29, 2011, 07:55 PM

Quote from: Rev. Winton Dupree on May 29, 2011, 04:57 PM

Yeah, for your man. Learn how to rub his feet too.

the trick stardust is to cook in an apron and nothing else. Then the food tastes great no matter what.

On a more serious note cooking to me is sexy because it shows an inciative to complete new things.

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
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Reply #20 - May 29, 2011, 08:27 PM

oh I learned something over the years, berbs can't cook unless i approve

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Reply #21 - May 29, 2011, 08:46 PM

Quote from: Rev. Winton Dupree on May 29, 2011, 04:57 PM

Yeah, for your man. Learn how to rub his feet too.

Hah - I think it is he who will need to learn for me

And maybe I already know how to rub, the right way

Quote from: deusvult on May 29, 2011, 07:55 PM
the trick stardust is to cook in an apron and nothing else. Then the food tastes great no matter what.

On a more serious note cooking to me is sexy because it shows an inciative to complete new things.

Lol, there's this japanese cook who cooks only in an apron and it's see-through too! - didn't think of that one eh? I read it in the metro, apparently to 'inspire more men to cook'

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Reply #22 - May 29, 2011, 10:02 PM

It was so nice I had a food baby belly for ages. I also would have put effort into the presentation but the people I was serving can't do the Moroccan thing of sitting around a table and eating from one large plate, and seperating it onto individual plates really ruined the look lol.

But the taste was awesome. It was served with crusty bread cos thats how we Moroccans do.

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Reply #23 - May 29, 2011, 10:09 PM

Quote from: stardust on May 29, 2011, 08:46 PM

Lol, there's this japanese cook who cooks only in an apron and it's see-through too!

As long as she's not making sushi

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Reply #24 - May 29, 2011, 10:10 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on May 29, 2011, 10:02 PM
But the taste was awesome. It was served with crusty bread cos thats how we Moroccans do.

Yum yum.

I'd buy some naan bread from Tesco's to go with that

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Reply #25 - May 29, 2011, 10:15 PM

YUM! Looks delicious BerberElla !!!

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Reply #26 - May 29, 2011, 10:18 PM

What did you transform into on the 11th of May?
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Reply #27 - May 29, 2011, 10:19 PM

Quote from: billy on May 29, 2011, 02:26 PM
Are you practising for Come Dine With Me, berbs?

Lol no. I was made for radio. But if I had been made for TV.....even then...no

Quote from: GodIsNotGreat on May 29, 2011, 02:32 PM
I came across this Moroccan recipe on YT yesterday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYKqUGdc7rc

*Drool* I just love the ending where he cracks the eggs open over the meatballs.

I make this dish on a regular basis. It's an affordable meal but taaaaaasty.

Quote from: hopeintheair on May 29, 2011, 04:46 PM
I like you too already, Berb

Don't feel a newb around me.

And I know it's like a forum r00l in the whole interwebz world not to be biased towards people's avatars but....
Yours is def my fave here! It's intrigue & legs & mystery & and black and white (the good kind)

Thanks. I would so imitate the pose one day, view the world in shades of grey and black, but never white .......but it wouldn't be as cool with toy guns on the wall lol.

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Can't wait to see how the meal turns out! I'm not well versed in all things cooking but when I do it I find that at most my creations come out TASTING alright... but LOOKING quite horrendous.. normal at best. <-- me, crying in a corner. Pity party for non-cookers. We should just get those males to always cook for us right? That's how it works? Truly, I know more guy cooks than girl ones, they're really getting into it! Need to find me one of those men to be with though. it'd be perfect for my life than my mom will know she doesn't have to worry about trying to make me all domestic and shit and learn a bit more about cooking haha, I can never be on my Mother's level of cooking she is toooo good.

I love my step mums cooking too, more than my dads and he was a chef. Hers had that home feel to it. That tastes great but looks awful quality that I inherited from her lol.

Honestly in my life I've only dated 2 guys who could cook, the rest made promises and had pretensions about their ability to feed me but were so useless in a kitchen it was simpler to do it myself lol.

I want a personal chef is what I want. I want to have enough money that I no longer have to cook, or clean, or do any of the boring things my vagina gave me the qualification for.

I like self sufficient men who can look after themselves, but (no insult to those men fortunate enough to know how to lok after themselves), something about the way in which many men are raised makes them ill prepared for fucking doing their fair share or even beliving they should.

So thats why I just want to hire help. Then he can be a man, I can be lazy, and we can be happy. <3

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Reply #28 - May 29, 2011, 10:21 PM

Quote from: billy on May 29, 2011, 10:10 PM
Yum yum.

I'd buy some naan bread from Tesco's to go with that

Yeah, it goes well with rice, cous cous etc aswell. Roast potatoes, chips for the kids to dip, its all doable and munchable.

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Reply #29 - May 29, 2011, 10:24 PM

Quote from: HighOctane on May 29, 2011, 10:15 PM
YUM! Looks delicious BerberElla !!!

Taaank you, it was.

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What did you transform into on the 11th of May?

OMG I can't even beging to imagine how much you zoomed into to see what was on my calender haha.

I transformed into a dragon. 11th May every year. I need to keep track of it and chain myself up on the 10th night else the dragon hunters will get me.

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