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  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1500 - May 13, 2014, 10:14 AM

    My veins are showing. You can clearly see the blue of my main veins on the inside of my arms, the back of my hands and the tops of my fingers. Have no clue why, it's literally just happened this morning. Usually you can't see my veins at all, in fact my veins are so deeply embedded when I have blood taken it takes the fuckers about a dozen tries to get anything. The fuck is going on?


    same here, my veins are invisible too on my pasty skin :(  the phlebotmists try so hard to draw blood that i look like a heroine addict :/   

    Hey talking of blood i heard on tv a few days ago that the new (well its not new lol) way to treat wrinkles is to have the blood of a young girl injected into your face ? I think.. Crazy, i wanna know where they get the blood from  and do they have to be virgins  wacko  : )
  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1501 - May 13, 2014, 10:26 AM

    Bathory may have been onto something. Cum is a good way of treating wrinkles so I hear. I think in Denmark or some place they have it in those anti-aging creams.

    You may think I'm joking. I'm not.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1502 - May 13, 2014, 10:36 AM

    Yet another argument to convince your girlfriend to let you come on her face

    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1503 - May 13, 2014, 10:38 AM

    And tits. Afro

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1504 - May 13, 2014, 11:05 AM

    I thought we put aborted human fetuses into our anti-aging creams Huh?

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  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1505 - May 13, 2014, 11:08 AM

    I thought we put aborted human fetuses into our anti-aging creams Huh?

    I am sure they do .,  we are intelligent smart HUMAN BEINGS ..  we are not animals .,  anti-aging creams  out of aborted human fetuses work  well..


    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1506 - May 13, 2014, 11:15 AM

    I thought we put aborted human fetuses into our anti-aging creams Huh?

    Is this is a joke or some weird Danish thing left over from the retainer sacrifice?

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1507 - May 13, 2014, 11:16 AM

    Note to the unaware. The retainer sacrifice that was performed at a funeral by our Northern friends.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1508 - May 13, 2014, 01:13 PM

     
    Yet another argument to convince your girlfriend to let you come on her face


    so thats why being in love brings a fresh glow to your face lol  wacko

    me thinks i will stick to drinking gallons of water and eating near to nothing, it works wonders..

    Xoooo
  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1509 - May 13, 2014, 02:20 PM

    I remember some woman somewhere on the internet claiming her septuagenarian father-in-law looked like he was in his 40s and he once revealed that his anti-ageing secret was that for the past few decades he's been wanking and then massaging his face with the resultant jizz on a daily basis WTF mysmilie_977
  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1510 - May 13, 2014, 06:21 PM

    I think selfies just got a whole new meaning.

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  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1511 - May 13, 2014, 09:44 PM

    My veins are showing. You can clearly see the blue of my main veins on the inside of my arms, the back of my hands and the tops of my fingers. Have no clue why, it's literally just happened this morning. Usually you can't see my veins at all, in fact my veins are so deeply embedded when I have blood taken it takes the fuckers about a dozen tries to get anything. The fuck is going on?


    Have we been drinking too much alcohol / working out more than usual?

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1512 - May 13, 2014, 09:58 PM

    Quod, this could be due to an alcohol binge.

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1513 - May 14, 2014, 03:35 AM

    No, it's not alcohol. Believe it or not I'm a responsible drinker. Might be exercise. I haven't been getting much recently so these past few days I've been pushing myself more.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1514 - May 14, 2014, 05:14 AM

    Maybe, go to the doctors if it persists for a couple of days?
  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1515 - May 14, 2014, 05:30 AM

    Indeed.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1516 - August 17, 2014, 03:36 PM

    Being indoors all day with nothing to do, makes my brain feel fried.

    "Make anyone believe their own knowledge and logic is insufficient and you'll have a puppet susceptible to manipulation."
  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1517 - August 22, 2014, 12:00 AM

    Ocasionally likes to go off on a tangent during a thread regardless of the content of the previous few posts. Can't help it, sometimes just likes to get out whats going on his head despite the minor annoyance it may cause to others following a related progressive series of posts.
    Expect a vaguely related to the thread topic story of his friend J in a post not far from now.
    Also at times likes to write in the third person, despite finding this habit used by others irritating themselves. Tongue
  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1518 - January 11, 2015, 01:18 AM

    Whenever I use an emoji thing after a string of text, it isn't necessarily representative of my mood. I just have a thing about using them for the sake of using them.

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1519 - January 11, 2015, 01:19 AM

    I have a large birth mark on my side that mum thought was a bruise when I was a baby
  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1520 - January 11, 2015, 01:26 AM

    I have a massive scar on my head from the time it was cracked open, I'm lucky that my hair manages to cover it though.

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1521 - January 11, 2015, 01:30 AM

    when i was 4 a schoolmate levered a glass lampshade off the ceiling with his toy onto my head. I had to have stitches
  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1522 - January 11, 2015, 01:32 AM

    That's messed up man. I hate getting stitches, all that iodine and sitting/laying around gets boring.

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1523 - January 11, 2015, 01:33 AM

    I have a massive scar on my head from the time it was cracked open, I'm lucky that my hair manages to cover it though.


    Ouch.

    I have a ~1 inch long scar on the back of my middle finger of my right hand from getting it closed in a baby walker as a toddler. I thought it was cool looking when I was young and was disappointed when it started fading with age.
  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1524 - January 11, 2015, 01:39 AM

    @lua. Ouch right back at ya.

    I also have a stupid pain threshold, part of my foot went through a spike once. I walked around for a day before realising that there was a hole in the damn thing. I blame my mum though, she has an even higher tolerance than me lol.

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1525 - January 11, 2015, 01:41 AM

    Woah. Weren't you bleeding a lot?
  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1526 - January 11, 2015, 01:45 AM

    Yeah, I just tied my foot with mine and my friends socks. We were kind of doing something illegal, so wanted to get out of there lol.

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1527 - January 11, 2015, 01:46 AM

     mysmilie_977
  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1528 - January 11, 2015, 02:08 AM

    I have a bad phobia of eggplants. Just the thought makes me uncomfortable.  Embarrassed

    You are the Universe, Expressing itself as a Human for a little while- Eckhart Tolle
  • Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1529 - January 11, 2015, 02:10 AM

    I hate Brussels sprouts, they make me physically sick.

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
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