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 Topic: Random Facts About Yourself

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  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #540 - October 18, 2011, 05:26 AM
    Quote from: asbdsp on October 18, 2011, 03:05 AM
    I have erectile dysfunction.

    Well at least I think that's what I think its called when you can't rub one out because you've stroked so often and hard your dick is bleeding.

    Actually...hummm...
     No that is not Erectile Dsyfunction.
    Likely what you are discribing is improper lubrication.  Try lubricating better and if your penis doesn't clear up you may want to consult your doctor.

    I guess I should add a random fact ABOUT MYSELF-I'm a nurse.
    If at first you succeed...try something harder.

    Failing isn't falling down. Failing is not getting back up again.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #541 - October 18, 2011, 05:35 AM
    Oh, I used lubrication.  Wink

    Also it was 4 or 5 goes in a row without much of a break. Probably should tone it down to 3-4 in a row MAX.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #542 - October 18, 2011, 06:05 AM
    LOL. Yeh. That sounds like a good idea, you don't want to wear the thing out.
    If at first you succeed...try something harder.

    Failing isn't falling down. Failing is not getting back up again.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #543 - October 18, 2011, 06:40 AM
    I have a strange habit (among many Grin) where I leave public bathrooms at restaurants or wherever, unlocked if I'm only washing my hands.

    I mean I'm only washing my hands. WTF is the point to lock it? But then occasionally someone comes in and it gets all awkward and funny.  Cheesy
    I'm all "Oh sorry, bad habit of mine - I just came to wash my hands" and they're all "          (what a weirdo)      "
    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #544 - October 18, 2011, 11:15 PM
    I can resist everything except temptation
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #545 - October 19, 2011, 06:33 PM
    Quote from: Gladfly on October 18, 2011, 11:15 PM
    I can resist everything except temptation

    …said Oscar Wilde.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #546 - October 19, 2011, 06:36 PM
    Quote from: asbdsp on October 18, 2011, 03:05 AM
    I have erectile dysfunction.

    Well at least I think that's what I think its called when you can't rub one out because you've stroked so often and hard your dick is bleeding.

    Actually, it sounds like you have a death grip  Cheesy Cheesy
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  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #547 - October 19, 2011, 06:37 PM
    Migraine
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #548 - October 19, 2011, 06:53 PM
    Quote from: zooby on October 19, 2011, 06:36 PM
    Actually, it sounds like you have a death grip  Cheesy Cheesy

    I believe the technical term is ‘tight–fisted wanker’ grin12 Cheesy
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #549 - October 20, 2011, 03:25 AM
    I like my wanks like I like my drinks, hard.  cool2
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #550 - October 23, 2011, 06:27 PM
    Extra nipple
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #551 - October 23, 2011, 06:29 PM
    I have long nails even though I cut them extremely short.  I'm lucky I'm told by my shorter finger nailed bredrin.  Grin
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #552 - October 23, 2011, 06:42 PM
    Oh I loves it too.  Nail varnish looks good and I don't have to grow claws to do it.  I also have the long fingers lol and the long toes.

    An ex boyfriend used to call me piano toes and if I kicked him tell me to stop slapping him.  Grin  I miss that guy, he was funny. 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #553 - October 23, 2011, 07:09 PM
    nail-biting is one of my biggest pet peeves. if i see/hear you do it, i will tell you to stop.

    i have small hands.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #554 - October 23, 2011, 07:15 PM
    When I was very small (like, still in the pushchair), I was a kleptomaniac. grin12
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #555 - October 23, 2011, 07:22 PM
    did you steal people's hearts?

     Tongue
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #556 - October 23, 2011, 07:28 PM
    No. I stole their souls. cool2
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #557 - October 23, 2011, 07:36 PM
    I have invented my own orthography for the English Language. It has 32 letters.
    Interested in Buddhism? Check out http://www.accesstoinsight.org/!
    Consider Nalanda University, and never let it happen again.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #558 - October 23, 2011, 07:36 PM
    ^Why?
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #559 - October 23, 2011, 07:40 PM
    It is easier for me to write using my own script. Even so, it is 1 inch tall on average, hurts my hand, and is exhausting for me.
    Interested in Buddhism? Check out http://www.accesstoinsight.org/!
    Consider Nalanda University, and never let it happen again.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #560 - October 23, 2011, 09:03 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on October 23, 2011, 06:42 PM
    I also have the long fingers lol and the long toes.

    Mmmm… pics of both, or it didn’t happen please!
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #561 - October 23, 2011, 10:06 PM
    I am left handed.
    Interested in Buddhism? Check out http://www.accesstoinsight.org/!
    Consider Nalanda University, and never let it happen again.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #562 - October 24, 2011, 07:55 PM
    Both handed
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #563 - October 25, 2011, 09:33 PM
    I bite my nails when im in an uncomfortable situation or if im around people I dont know


    I daydream ALL THE TIME whistling2
    井の中の蛙大海を知らず。
    (I no naka no kawazu taikai wo shirazu)
    A frog in a well does not know the great sea.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #564 - October 25, 2011, 10:26 PM
    I have a 50 gallon Koi pound in livingroom. I have 2 Koi named their names are Oliver and Olivia. I have 4 Shubunkins their names are Matahari, Cibulan, Hananiah and Mishiel. I also have 1 common goldfish his name is Orodelmar. My 3 pictus catfish and 1 coradora catfish don't have names. There are a lot of potted plants around the pound and a toad lives in one of them.

                                                                                   parrot
                                                 I think a parrot would be a nice addition but I don't have one.
    If at first you succeed...try something harder.

    Failing isn't falling down. Failing is not getting back up again.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #565 - October 26, 2011, 07:13 PM
    ^Those are some pretty cool names, especially Orodelmar.

    @thread: I have Sherlock Holmes' business card.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #566 - October 26, 2011, 07:32 PM
    Poet
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #567 - October 26, 2011, 10:06 PM
    jack kerouac is my literary idol.

    i hate hate hate hate ernest hemingway
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #568 - October 26, 2011, 10:26 PM
     Cry
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #569 - October 26, 2011, 10:26 PM
    whatcha cryin for
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