> I've been bullshiting to my parents that I still have a job when I'm out of work for 2 years now.
> That being said, I can't spend an hour without lying to someone, because I'm so used to lie constantly. 
For 18 year old not having job is OK but stop lying 
> I'm ambidextrous. 
> I once drive my car with a flat tire.... without even noticing it at first until I got arrested by the police.  

> I own 5 credit cards for some reasons.... and I'm just 18. (sad, i know)
err.. don't worry about driving  car with a flat tire.  cars need to be refitted wit tubeless/tireless/airless wheels.. 
but.. but you have special talent Fatima., So you use both hands with equal ease for all handy work such as writing?   well that is a good thing to learn.. Go play tennis and STOP USING 5 credit cards with two hands..  

  who pays the credit card bills?