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  • Listen, WOMEN
     OP - July 12, 2011, 01:43 PM
    Just got this text. I don’t have 20 friends, so I thought I’d share it with you lot, in order to ward off Prophet Ahmed’s (pbuh) curse:

    Quote
    FROM SAUDI ARABIA

    Sheikh Ahmed the main guard at of the Mosque in Mecca said that the Prophet Mohammed (S.A.W) Appeared to him on Friday after he read the Qu’ran and went to sleep.

    The Prophet said to him that about 6000 people died but no one of them entered Aljannah and many of them were WOMEN. The reason was that they were not used to praying at the same time. And some of them didn’t obey the rules and regulations of their husbands.

    He said we should be fasting on Monday, if you have the chance.

    Any one that got this and share 20 copied to fellow muslims, will never lack and ALLAH (S.A.W.) said the person will enter Aljannah with the family.

    Any muslim that got this and did not pass it round will not prosper in his way of life.

    Shieikh Ahmed said if you doubt him or if you think he is lying, he said may ALLAH never forgive him.

    May ALLAH Almighty be with everyone of us. Ameen



    Consider yourself told, WOMEN.
    Hi
  • Re: Listen, WOMEN
     Reply #1 - July 12, 2011, 01:44 PM
    'Sheikh Ahmed'... lol... meet my friend, John Doe.
  • Re: Listen, WOMEN
     Reply #2 - July 12, 2011, 01:53 PM
    LOL
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: Listen, WOMEN
     Reply #3 - July 12, 2011, 02:00 PM
    Stupid women refusing to have sex with their husbands when they are tired after a day of looking after the children , may Allah curse them
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: Listen, WOMEN
     Reply #4 - July 12, 2011, 02:06 PM
    ^^ Yeah, I was intrigued by the 'Rules and Regulations' bit that husbands can use on their wives.

    I wonder, is there a template for these Rules and Regulations that I can use, because I am very interested in writing mine?
    Hi
  • Re: Listen, WOMEN
     Reply #5 - July 12, 2011, 02:47 PM
    Ingenious disingenuity Lmao


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  • Re: Listen, WOMEN
     Reply #6 - July 12, 2011, 03:22 PM
    Musivore, you just didn't want to take a tiny tiny chance that it may be true - you share it with 20 muslims and jannah is guaranteed for you Smiley
    So Pascal's wager...
    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: Listen, WOMEN
     Reply #7 - July 12, 2011, 03:24 PM
    Nah mate, I'd rather burn for eternity, than spend even a day in heaven with the prat who wrote that text.
    Hi
  • Re: Listen, WOMEN
     Reply #8 - July 12, 2011, 03:27 PM
    DON'T LET SHAYTAN STOP YOU FROM READING THIS!

    Allah humma salli ala muhammadin waala aali muhammadin kama salaita ala Ibraheema wa ala aali Ibraheema inna ka hameed um majeed. Allah hummabarik ala muhammadin wa ala aali muhammadin kamabarakta ala Ibraheema wa alaaali Ibraheema inna ka hameed um majeed.

     
    Send this to at least 20 people. each time someone prays this durood shereef you will get sawaab(blessings) too..inshallah! GO ON AND SEND IT TO OTHER PEOPLE.. SEE IF SHAYTAAN STOPS YOU.
    REMEMBER ALLAH is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what. ALLAH SAYS: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you on the day of Judgement" 93% of people wont pass this on. Will You?
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Listen, WOMEN
     Reply #9 - July 12, 2011, 03:30 PM
    LOL. Did you make that one up yourself?
    Hi
  • Re: Listen, WOMEN
     Reply #10 - July 12, 2011, 03:32 PM
    No. Got that one from my sister.
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Listen, WOMEN
     Reply #11 - July 13, 2011, 10:35 AM
    is your sister a kaffir, muslimah or a kusslimah (somewhere in between)?
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  • Re: Listen, WOMEN
     Reply #12 - July 13, 2011, 10:40 AM
    Lol @ kusslimah.
  • Re: Listen, WOMEN
     Reply #13 - July 13, 2011, 10:50 AM
    Lmao @ Kusslimah!

    I get a million of these too! OMG I am so gonna post em here too!
  • Re: Listen, WOMEN
     Reply #14 - July 13, 2011, 11:02 AM
    Quote from: Dawah cousin brother 26/06/2011
    Tonight is the night of shab ae miraj. Very powerful night. In which our beloved prophet Muhammed SAW was taken up and met Allah. This is the night in which prophet Muhammed SAW met all the prophets before him, and led prayer where all the other prophets prayed behind him. This is the best opportunity to forgive all brothers and sisters in Islam. Pray as much as possible and do dua for yourselves and your beloveds and for the whole ummah. May Allah forgive all our major and minor sins make us able to understand the importance of life in the hereafter. Nothing is guaranteed in life except our death, which is not the end of anything but the beginning of All.


    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: Listen, WOMEN
     Reply #15 - July 13, 2011, 02:57 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on July 13, 2011, 10:35 AM
    is your sister a kaffir, muslimah or a kusslimah (somewhere in between)?


     Muslimah
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Listen, WOMEN
     Reply #16 - July 13, 2011, 03:30 PM
    lolwut?
    What does he mean 6000 people died and didn't enter jannah? Did I miss judgement day? Fuck, man. My plan to cock slap Allah has been ruined.
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

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  • Re: Listen, WOMEN
     Reply #17 - July 13, 2011, 03:36 PM
     Cheesy

    I agree. Very random text. Sounds like it was written by a man trying to reign in the behaviour of his wife (reminds me of parts of the Qu'ran, in that sense).

    (LOL Islame and Zaiba too)
    Hi
  • Re: Listen, WOMEN
     Reply #18 - July 13, 2011, 05:04 PM
    Quote from: GodIsNotGreat on July 13, 2011, 02:57 PM
    Muslimah

    You must be forever 015

    Does she know about you, or are you keeping it secret?
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  • Re: Listen, WOMEN
     Reply #19 - July 15, 2011, 05:36 PM
    Quote from: musivore on July 13, 2011, 03:36 PM
    Cheesy

    Sounds like it was written by a man trying to reign in the behaviour of his wife (reminds me of parts of the Qu'ran, in that sense).

     Cheesy
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

    JOIN THE CHAT
  • Re: Listen, WOMEN
     Reply #20 - July 15, 2011, 05:59 PM
    i would put my money on more women making it in to jannah than
    men, hands down lol
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
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  • Re: Listen, WOMEN
     Reply #21 - July 15, 2011, 07:47 PM
    When I got this one in flyer from the mosque about 20+ years ago, my mom was really sane at that time and told me not to pick up flyers from everybody.
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  • Re: Listen, WOMEN
     Reply #22 - July 21, 2011, 04:00 AM
    Quote from: GodIsNotGreat on July 12, 2011, 03:27 PM
    DON'T LET SHAYTAN STOP YOU FROM READING THIS!

    Allah humma salli ala muhammadin waala aali muhammadin kama salaita ala Ibraheema wa ala aali Ibraheema inna ka hameed um majeed. Allah hummabarik ala muhammadin wa ala aali muhammadin kamabarakta ala Ibraheema wa alaaali Ibraheema inna ka hameed um majeed.

     
    Send this to at least 20 people. each time someone prays this durood shereef you will get sawaab(blessings) too..inshallah! GO ON AND SEND IT TO OTHER PEOPLE.. SEE IF SHAYTAAN STOPS YOU.
    REMEMBER ALLAH is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what. ALLAH SAYS: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you on the day of Judgement" 93% of people wont pass this on. Will You?


    yet more plagerism lol.  i believe jesus said that whilst preaching   Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
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