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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #390 - August 17, 2011, 09:22 PM

Quote from: Jesus Christ on August 17, 2011, 03:36 PM
I wonder if it's okay to break your fast at iftar with a crazy orgy.

Make sure you heard the Adhan first.

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #391 - August 17, 2011, 11:57 PM

I am having my 5th cigarette in 17 hours Thanks to Ramadan.
1st before work.
2nd after work
3rd after fotoor.
I've been home for two hours and expect to have one more.

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #392 - August 18, 2011, 12:48 AM

Is that a lot? Btw you don't look like a smoker. Stop it before you get all wrinkly
I used to smoke 2 packs a day when I was a believer, but not sure how many during the one ramadan I fasted.

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #393 - August 20, 2011, 07:49 AM

K so I went to taraweeh+tahhajud today and as always people were crying their eyes out during the duaa right at the end.
Didn't know whether to laugh or shoot myself in the foot.
It looked like the muslim re-enactment of the scene from Brave New World when all the Deltas get hosed down with soma and anaesthetic with anti-riot speech number two (equivalent to the qur'an in this case) being blasted through the synthetic music box.

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #394 - August 20, 2011, 08:09 AM

10 days remaining for Ramadan to end.

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #395 - August 20, 2011, 10:33 AM

Argh, I have to go to the mosque this weekend! I haven't set foot inside a mosque this whole Ramadan, but I've been invited by an uncle to this special event and I gotta go...

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #396 - August 20, 2011, 06:28 PM

@Shahid Raza Can't you just say no?

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #397 - August 21, 2011, 05:39 PM

It would be quite rude if I said no, a very respectable uncle of ours invited us all personally, and he's gonna provide food and everything. Saying no would be like saying no to a dinner invitation.

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #398 - August 21, 2011, 05:45 PM

Attozes, you seem to have the impression that atheists are actually allowed not to go to mosques The truth of the matter is, atheists are not allowed to be, full-stop. So many of us are wary of pushing it, at least for now

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #399 - August 21, 2011, 05:46 PM

Quote from: Lara91 on August 21, 2011, 05:44 PM
well aint this great, the freaking tap water is contaminated in the entire city ugghhhhhhhh

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #400 - August 21, 2011, 05:47 PM

(Yes, I know you know and you're an ex-Muslim too, but I just needed an excuse to use that epic line)

You speak French?

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #401 - August 25, 2011, 09:51 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1yg4IG2zNk&feature=channel_video_title
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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #402 - August 25, 2011, 09:56 PM

Anyone get drunk whilst fasting yet? I Have got mashed with mateys the come home had iftar

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #403 - August 26, 2011, 09:49 PM

My mum told me a little while ago that all the trees and plants pray to Allah and tonight they'll prostrate themselves before him.

How the hell does she believe this stuff?!

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #404 - August 26, 2011, 11:48 PM

Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #405 - August 27, 2011, 03:23 AM

"If you recite or listen to Asma-Ul-Husna, then any prayer you make immediately after will be granted without question." *Cue a load of Alhamdulillahs and the imam reciting Asma-ul-husna.* I prayed that no one else's prayers are accepted. Let's see how Allah untangles that mess. I wonder what people are going to think when they aren't rich in the morning. "Allah answered it in a different way", probably.
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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #406 - August 27, 2011, 04:31 AM

^ or the usual "Allah did not will it to happen, Allah knows best"

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #407 - August 27, 2011, 07:13 AM

^i hate it whenever they say that

3 days for this month to end

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #408 - August 27, 2011, 08:16 AM

I left islam this Ramadhan.
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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #409 - August 27, 2011, 11:29 AM

Quote from: IHIR on August 27, 2011, 08:16 AM
I left islam in this ramadhan.

Takbeeer!!!

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #410 - August 29, 2011, 09:58 PM

~~Oh my Allah,~~ Tomorrow 'Eid. I hate going there and hear a preach about apostates and how I am a pig (I love pigs though, they're cute ) and I hate getting kissed by smelly elderly women after prayer .

Allah, PLEASE, get me struck by lightning tomorrow.
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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #411 - August 29, 2011, 10:04 PM

Quote from: harakaat on August 21, 2011, 05:47 PM
(Yes, I know you know and you're an ex-Muslim too, but I just needed an excuse to use that epic line)

You speak French?

Yeah, I do.
I am an ex-muslim yes, and for the past couple of years that I left Islam and was living a Muslim country, I've never set a foot in a mosque.

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #412 - August 30, 2011, 01:22 PM

"I prayed that no one else's prayers are accepted."

HAHAHAHA, that made me LOL

Also, Attozes, where are you from, if I may ask?

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #413 - August 31, 2011, 05:18 AM

WE MADE IT!!!!

No more parentals pestering us to pray and fast!

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #414 - September 01, 2011, 07:54 PM

Quote from: Alex Lam Meem on August 18, 2011, 12:48 AM
Btw you don't look like a smoker.

Smokers look like this:

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #415 - September 02, 2011, 08:07 PM

Quote from: harakaat on August 30, 2011, 01:22 PM
"I prayed that no one else's prayers are accepted."

HAHAHAHA, that made me LOL

Also, Attozes, where are you from, if I may ask?

I'm from Morocco : D, but I'm living in France.
What about you?

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Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
Reply #416 - September 02, 2011, 08:10 PM

Haha, cool!

I'm Algerian, but I live in the Gulf!

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
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