Which Greek god are you?
Reply #62 - January 17, 2013, 08:10 PM
I'm Adonis. Obviously. Just ask every woman I've ever been with. Except my wife, cause she's never given a shit about my prowess. Oh, and except Mimi the Belarusian prostitute; things didn't go too well with her...come to think of it, best not ask Sarah and Hennah neither; but they were both absolutely mental, so their opinions dont count anyways. And obviously leave Jen out of it, she never did forgive me for sleeping with her mum...heartless bitch. And cross off Jo: I only did her to get to Ruth. Ask any of the others (apart from Charlotte and Julie and Kat and Amanda and Samina and Kiran and Emma... and a few others who I can't remember right now - I have vague memories of hurting those poor girls, so best not to get their opinions of me). Just ask whoever that leaves. Though I'm not sure if there is anyone left? If there is, just ask her. I'm fucking Adonis I am. I do love.
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