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Topic: Golden Crocoduck Award?

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Golden Crocoduck Award?
OP - August 02, 2011, 11:05 PM

Hi, just as a bit of fun away from all the hard work in the science forum, does islam have any regular scientific apologists that could qualify for a Golden Crocoduck award.

The christian creationists have Kent Hovind, Ken Ham, Bill O'Reilly etc and Ytubers VenomfangX and NephilimFree etc. (go check em out!) does islam have any equivalents that keep cropping up, ripe for debunking?

The wackiest the better! It IS The Golden Crocoduck after all!!

Can you imagine the award ceremony acceptance speech for the winner?

"I'd like to thank god........" hehe ;-)

I am better than your god......and so are you.

"Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
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Reply #1 - August 02, 2011, 11:37 PM

Harun Yahya
Zakir Naik
Adnan Rashid & Hamza Tortoise

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Reply #2 - August 02, 2011, 11:49 PM

Actually I was thinking about crocoducks the other day. Given that crocs are basically just big, gnarly, lizardy things, and given that birds are descended from reptiles, in loose terms a croc turning in into a duck is pretty much what happened.

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Reply #3 - August 03, 2011, 01:20 AM

I would nominate two of my former favourite Islamic speakers.

Yusuf Estes! he's such a nutter!

Zakir Naik - for obvious reasons.
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Reply #4 - August 03, 2011, 10:25 AM

Al Zindani. he has cured AIDS, and has his own university , despite quitting his pharmacology degree, and then failing his islamic studies one.

Harun Yahya too, despite failing to graduate from an interior design degree, has become the world's top evolutionay biologist

These brilliant scientists do not even need education. They have the wisdom of Muhammed.
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Reply #5 - August 03, 2011, 07:53 PM

Hey thanks for all the info guys and gals. Will check them out.

Perhaps we can have a Kent Hovind & Harun Yahah vs Evolution match. They can both agree then that the earth was created, then when the 'debate' is over, then can both argue between each other about whose god was responsible.

Just a thought :-)

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Reply #6 - August 03, 2011, 08:04 PM

Hard, I'd say Zakir Naik & Yusuf Estes, followed by Yarun Hahahya.

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Reply #7 - August 03, 2011, 08:08 PM

1)Harun Yahya
2)Zakir Naik
3)Yusuf Estes

and for an independent 'stupid prick' awards:

1) Hamza Tortoise (or whatever his name is)
2) Bilal Phillips
3) Anyone who's ever appeared on 'The Deen show'
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Reply #8 - August 03, 2011, 08:09 PM

Except instead of pics, I mean hilarious youtube vids.

Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
how fuck works without shit??

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Reply #9 - August 03, 2011, 08:26 PM

Here you go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7nbpd6iifg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNqNKZePcn8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNTEJ5gT6F8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNXyNln8Qkc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErXou8O2Hyg
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Reply #10 - August 03, 2011, 08:54 PM

Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
how fuck works without shit??

Let's Play Chess!

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Reply #11 - August 04, 2011, 07:50 PM

Upon viewing these videos I favored Zakir Naik for his mistake ridden lecture on proof against atheism.

But that still pales in comparison to the dude in the third video thinking the earth's rotation is like a spring and will reverse at some point.

Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
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Reply #12 - August 05, 2011, 08:01 PM

tough choice bewteen zakir naik and adnan oktar

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Reply #13 - August 06, 2011, 04:50 PM

Thank you Mighty_Cats, excellent handful of videos there.

From these few vids I think the Golden Crocoduck Award goes to........................

(drum roll)......................................

THE EARTH SPINNING BACKWARDS HYPOTHESIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If the winner would like to step up on stage for a short acceptance speech.........

"I would like to thank god for providing me with this knowledge (haha)........... yadda yadda etc"

:-)

I am better than your god......and so are you.

"Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
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