^^ Yeah, I'm with you on that one bro. I've spent many a night staring out of my window, and across the Pennines, imagining the Goddess that resides there. On these nights, I curse my luck. For had I not been born so dumb, and so ugly, and so prone to goofiness, I may not then have felt so bad about sharing the same oxygen as her. It is then that I hold my breath for an instance, and consider holding it forever. For the air for her would be cleaner without a lowlife like me sharing it with her; and there would be more of it, without a scoundrel like me stealing it from her...
One day, you will awake and you will not hear from me again, dear Alex. On that day, look out for a news report about a man in Yorkshire who has died, naked, with small penis in hand, and a plastic bag round his head, staring blissfully across the Pennines. On that day, you alone will be privy to my last thoughts, and you alone will understand who I died for.
@thread: back on topic: I agree, I'm not a real atheist... because I believe Ishina is God.
My dearest brother Musivore,
I am officially your biggest fan since reading the above. Of course, I will not award you the first place in my heart, for how could I when she is breathing the air that should be hers alone, which you keep steeling, you lowlife
I will also be searching daily on googlez the phrase "naked man suffocated penis" just to be sure I don't miss the special news report.