Another 90 minutes to watch one THE best players ever to grace a football pitch, Messi? Or perhaps be mesmerised by the sheer brilliance of Ronaldo or if they fail to whet your appetite then witnessing the wizardry of Xavi and Iniesta battling it out against Kaka and Ozil is sure to cast some spells. If not, then you're probably watching the wrong sport!
Yeah it's whetting my appetite already. Side ways pass, side ways pass, side ways pass, back to defence, side ways pass, side ways pass, Messi runs with it, side ways pass, side ways pass, Ramos tries to karate kick Sanchez and misses, Sanchez fakes cardiac arrest, whole Barcelona team surround the ref waving imaginary cards, handbags ensues, Alves blasts the free kick to Berlin as he always does, and makes that face that says 'so close!', as he always does. Pepe gets sent off for being a nob his whole life, Mourinho cries UEFA conspiracy, Fabregas waffles about anti-football in mid-flight of his latest dive, Pique goes to play centre forward, Iniesta kicks the ball in the general direction of the goal from 20 yards, scores and the whole world still exclaim how Barcelona never compromise their 'ethos'.
Thanks but no thanks.