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 Topic: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist

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  • Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     OP - August 24, 2011, 09:20 AM
     party! party! party! party! party! party!

    Happy brithday to you,
    Happy birthday to the Q,
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY dear furry critter rapppppppist,
    Happy birthday to you.

    Or better still:

    Happy birthday you sex freak,
    You make my vagina leak,
    If it was you, me and a dildo,
    Your asshole's future would look quite bleak.   Cheesy Cheesy

    Hip Hip Hooray, Hip Hip Hooray, Hip Hip do I sound gay?

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #1 - August 24, 2011, 09:31 AM
    "If it was you, me and a dildo,
    Your asshole's future would look quite bleak."

     Cheesy
    He's gonna love that part Berbs.  Wink

    I was wondering when his birthday was.  grin12

    Happy Birthday Q...

    You're a wonderful raccoon rapist.

    You'll get your gift from me later.  Wink
    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #2 - August 24, 2011, 09:35 AM
    I want to *watch* this gift.   Cry

    Hawt porn is absent from my life so share the tinychat link when you do it so I can do a Prince and watch from the corner. 

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #3 - August 24, 2011, 09:43 AM
    party!

    fest42 Happy Birthday Q fest42

    Quote from: Peppermint Tits on August 24, 2011, 09:31 AM
    You're a wonderful raccoon rapist.


    This! Grin
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #4 - August 24, 2011, 12:06 PM
    Happy Birthday you sick fuck Tongue
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #5 - August 24, 2011, 12:09 PM
    Happy Birthday!

     Old geezer
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #6 - August 24, 2011, 12:39 PM
    Happy birthday, comrade!
    "Beauty is truth, truth beauty," - that is all
            Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.

    - John Keats
  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #7 - August 24, 2011, 12:42 PM
    Happy birthday Q  Smiley
  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #8 - August 24, 2011, 12:43 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on August 24, 2011, 09:20 AM
    (Clicky for piccy!)[/center]


    hahaha... love it!
  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #9 - August 24, 2011, 12:50 PM

    Happy birthday comrade  Afro

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yDrtNEr_5M

    play it loud ^^^
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #10 - August 24, 2011, 12:55 PM
    May you rape many, many more raccoons. <3
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #11 - August 24, 2011, 12:56 PM
    Happy Birthday you old fart.
    I make it rain - apparently?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh_I19_mKkU&list=SP1665576E7498BAB7&index=2&feature=plcp
  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #12 - August 24, 2011, 12:57 PM
    Happy birthday!  Punk Chilling party!
    Religion is organized superstition
  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #13 - August 24, 2011, 12:57 PM
    Quote from: Naerys on August 24, 2011, 12:55 PM
    May you rape many, many more raccoons. <3


     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Proof that the road to hell is paved with good intentions. 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #14 - August 24, 2011, 01:04 PM
    Quote from: billy on August 24, 2011, 12:50 PM
    Happy birthday comrade  Afro

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yDrtNEr_5M

    play it loud ^^^

    ^ best national anthem ever
    makes me wanna kill some Nazis with a Mosin Nagant



    Happy birthday Q!
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  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #15 - August 24, 2011, 01:12 PM
     hppybday

    Your birthday is only one day away from mine.
    Admin of following facebook pages and groups:
    Islam's Last Stand (page)
    Islam's Last Stand (group)
    and many others...
  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #16 - August 24, 2011, 01:12 PM
    Quote from: Naerys on August 24, 2011, 12:55 PM
    May you rape many, many more raccoons. <3

     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    Admin of following facebook pages and groups:
    Islam's Last Stand (page)
    Islam's Last Stand (group)
    and many others...
  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #17 - August 24, 2011, 02:18 PM
    Happy birthday, Raccoon Rapist!

    By the way, did you see that post about my dream about you?
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #18 - August 24, 2011, 02:32 PM
    Happy Barfday, Q. banana dance



    ^^geek reference
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #19 - August 24, 2011, 02:33 PM
    Happy Birthday Rapist!
    Formerly known as Iblis
  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #20 - August 24, 2011, 02:43 PM
    Happy Birthday, Q.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #21 - August 24, 2011, 02:51 PM
    Happy birthday, RR! Make it a good one and flash a few raccoons. No contact, no conviction, nah'mean?  bunny
    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #22 - August 24, 2011, 06:12 PM
    Happy birthday, Q.  Smiley
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #23 - August 24, 2011, 06:48 PM
    Happy burpday, fucker.
  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #24 - August 24, 2011, 06:57 PM
    Happy birthday Afro

     hppybday

    party!

    fest42 RaccoonRapist fest42
  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #25 - August 24, 2011, 07:10 PM
    Happy birthday Q - Don't let them raccoons bite your dick (frisky little buggers). Same birthday as Dave Chappelle, what a coincidence.
    "The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves."
  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #26 - August 24, 2011, 07:10 PM
    Happy birthday Q!  Smiley
  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #27 - August 24, 2011, 07:46 PM
    Happy b day
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #28 - August 24, 2011, 07:47 PM
    Happy birthday Q
    haters despise you
    but they are too stupid to fuck with you Cheesy (ok that was a shitty attempt )

    Egyptian style


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAo3jIkNZcY&feature=related

    hater from 0:00 to 1:19

    then they start singing happy birthday QUEOH

    Tongue

    then

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIwMKkrbw5Q
    [13:36] <Fimbles> anything above 7 inches
    [13:37] <Fimbles> is wacko
    [13:37] <Fimbles> see
    [13:37] <Fimbles> you think i'd enjoy anything above 7 inches up my arse?
  • Re: Happy Birthday Raccoon Rapist
     Reply #29 - August 24, 2011, 08:03 PM
    happy birthday, son  Smiley

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXI6CdTVJ-0
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
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