I vividly remember it was 6 times.
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IMPORTANT FACT: This was the first time I had been left alone with our computer and the newly aquired 'internet' for a whole day.

I came on carpets, walls, couches, keyboards, etc. I was literally walking around naked for a whole day thinking about new ways to masturbate and new places to jizz on.
My record is 10 times in 12 hours.
I frequently masturbate 4 or 5 times a day.
HORY SHET!!
And here I thought I was a major loser

I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
Can't it be, can't it be mine
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