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 Topic: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night

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  • Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     OP - October 03, 2011, 04:05 AM

    Quote
    A 16-year-old boy in Brazil was pronounced dead after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.

    His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about her son's addiction and although she planned on him to get special help, her decision came too late.

    At midnight, the young man began to masturbate and because of his addiction could not stop, continuing to do it 42 individual times.

    At school, his classmates commented on the boy's problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam so they could observe him.

    They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.

    In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.


    http://hiphopwired.com/2011/09/04/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times-in-one-night-30097/


    The question is who was keeping count? LOL
  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #1 - October 03, 2011, 04:10 AM

    Err, yeah. I can imagine his mum: "Now stop it. Thirty seven times is enough. You'll go blind!"

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #2 - October 03, 2011, 04:25 AM

    Masturbation; not even once


    The question is who was keeping count? LOL

    Very good question. I actually want to know now too!

    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

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  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #3 - October 03, 2011, 04:27 AM

    I wouldn't think he was having fun either. I bet he had to fap at least 20 times to just feel "normal"

    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #4 - October 03, 2011, 04:47 AM

    I wouldn't think he was having fun either. I bet he had to fap at least 20 times to just feel "normal"


    Cheesy

    Gotta give some respect to the guy though, 42 times, that's some crazy ass shit there.

    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #5 - October 03, 2011, 04:49 AM

    Anyone care to check the Guinness Book of Records? Sounds like this lad was on a mission.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #6 - October 03, 2011, 04:50 AM

    MAX I've ever done was like 6 times in a day.

    What about y'all?

    Formerly known as Iblis
  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #7 - October 03, 2011, 04:54 AM

    I'm pretty sure I've cracked double digits before. Although I can't really say I keep count.  Undecided

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #8 - October 03, 2011, 04:56 AM

    I can't even remember, but 6/7 sounds about right. Ah, to be a 13 year old again when even lingerie magazines were orgasm material.

    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #9 - October 03, 2011, 04:56 AM

    Double digits eh wacko

    I'm just too lazy. I'm sure I could have back in the day if I set my mind to it. I need to be more motivated. :/


    Formerly known as Iblis
  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #10 - October 03, 2011, 04:57 AM

    I can't even remember, but 6/7 sounds about right. Ah, to be a 13 year old again when even lingerie magazines were orgasm material.


    Forget lingerie..

    I remember we used to get Zellers flyers n shit, and sometimes there would be a section with bras n stuff. Lets just say they went missing quite often.

    Formerly known as Iblis
  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #11 - October 03, 2011, 05:00 AM

    Well Guinness is bloody useless: http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/Search.aspx?q=masturbation

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #12 - October 03, 2011, 05:00 AM

    I vividly remember it was 6 times. It was a sunday, my family had gone for some trip for the day. So I was all alone.

    Morning I went twice. Right after lunch I went another time. Took a nap. And later in evening I went once more. Found out parents would be real late.. then went again at 9 ish and again later on. Needless to say I slept like a baby that night.

    IMPORTANT FACT: This was the first time I had been left alone with our computer and the newly aquired 'internet' for a whole day.  dance

    Formerly known as Iblis
  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #13 - October 03, 2011, 05:01 AM



     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Formerly known as Iblis
  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #14 - October 03, 2011, 05:05 AM

    I vividly remember it was 6 times. It was a sunday, my family had gone for some trip for the day. So I was all alone.

    Morning I went twice. Right after lunch I went another time. Took a nap. And later in evening I went once more. Found out parents would be real late.. then went again at 9 ish and again later on. Needless to say I slept like a baby that night.

    IMPORTANT FACT: This was the first time I had been left alone with our computer and the newly aquired 'internet' for a whole day.  dance


    If they ever used that UV light thing on that^ house it would be a horror story. I came on carpets, walls, couches, keyboards, etc. I was literally walking around naked for a whole day thinking about new ways to masturbate and new places to jizz on. Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Formerly known as Iblis
  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #15 - October 03, 2011, 11:40 AM

    My record is 10 times in 12 hours.

    You actually get better orgasms the second or third time you masturbate in a row, then it goes downhill.

    A couple of years ago, I calculated that I must've had at least 2000 orgasms until that point. I frequently masturbate 4 or 5 times a day.

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #16 - October 03, 2011, 11:42 AM

    And this is why sex education is necessary. God forbid someone dies of too much masturbation.  Cry
  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #17 - October 03, 2011, 11:57 AM

    This was posted before, and is a piece of satire: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=17418.0
  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #18 - October 03, 2011, 04:09 PM

    I vividly remember it was 6 times.
    ...
    IMPORTANT FACT: This was the first time I had been left alone with our computer and the newly aquired 'internet' for a whole day.  dance

    I came on carpets, walls, couches, keyboards, etc. I was literally walking around naked for a whole day thinking about new ways to masturbate and new places to jizz on.

    My record is 10 times in 12 hours.

    I frequently masturbate 4 or 5 times a day.

    HORY SHET!!
    And here I thought I was a major loser Cheesy

    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #19 - October 03, 2011, 04:24 PM

    I suppose you could say that in addition to being a decidedly cunning linguist, I am as well indisputably a master debater Tongue

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #20 - October 03, 2011, 04:46 PM


    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #21 - October 03, 2011, 04:51 PM

    Can't see the pic.

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #22 - October 03, 2011, 04:51 PM

    Fix'd

    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #23 - October 03, 2011, 05:05 PM

    It's funny when Austin Powers says it.

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #24 - October 03, 2011, 05:19 PM

    I suppose you could say that in addition to being a decidedly cunning linguist, I am as well indisputably a master debater Tongue

     Cheesy
  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #25 - October 03, 2011, 10:47 PM

    3 times for me, but it was during phone sex with a hot girl  Cheesy
  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #26 - October 03, 2011, 10:49 PM

    Quote
    he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.


     Huh?

  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #27 - October 03, 2011, 10:51 PM

    I can't believe it took you so long to post in this thread.  Cheesy

    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #28 - October 03, 2011, 10:53 PM

    I suppose you could say that in addition to being a decidedly cunning linguist, I am as well indisputably a master debater Tongue


    See, now that is funny Grin


    I can't believe it took you so long to post in this thread.  Cheesy


    I was too busy wanking Tongue

  • Re: Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night
     Reply #29 - October 03, 2011, 10:54 PM

    I can't believe it took you so long to post in this thread.  Cheesy


    And what are you trying to imply about my taste in threads... huh .... HUH?  whistling2

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