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 Topic: Recitation of Sura The Chicken

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  • Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     OP - October 08, 2011, 06:11 PM

    Abdul Fasiq was a bit upset he made a small mistake in pronounciation in one part - and he is such a perfectionist, he asked me if he could re-record it so I could re-upload it.

    I have just done so - this is the NEW link. I apologise that all the comments on the old link are now lost.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6IBeMIZaeY
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #1 - October 08, 2011, 06:24 PM

    I could probably play this recitation and my family (save my bro who knows arabic) wouldn't even realise what it really is. Cheesy

    What inspired this anyway?
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #2 - October 08, 2011, 06:36 PM

    This has nothing to do with me.

    This is the Holy Qurqan - nothing to do with the Qur'an.

    It was revealed to Profit Mahmoud - in the cave next to the one Muhammad was in.

    This video is on a special TheHolyQurqan channel - and I believe it will be devoted to the revelations of Profit Mahmoud.
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #3 - October 08, 2011, 06:38 PM

    Any resemblance to other Holy books, other prophets, living or dead - is purely coincidental.
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #4 - October 08, 2011, 06:40 PM

    ‎❀❀❀❀ ِسُورَةُ الدَّجَاج ❀❀❀❀

    ‎بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ

    ‎فقۤ {١} إنَّا خَلَقْنَا الدَّجَاجَ خَلْقًا {٢} وَسَلَقْنَا الْبَيْضَ سَلْقًا {٣} وَأَطْلَقْنَا مَعَ الرَّعْدِ بَرْقًا {٤} وَجَعَلْنَا الجَوَّ طَلْقًا {٥} فَمَنْ يَكْفُرْ بِآياتِنَا شَنَقْنَاهُ شَنْقًا {٦} ثُمَّ خَنَقْنَاهُ خَنْقًا {٧} وَمَنْ يَطْرُقْ بَابَ فَاسِقَةٍ طَرْقًا {٨} وَيَفْعَلْ فِي بَيْتِهَا فِسْقًا {٩} حَرَقْنَاهُ فِي النَّارِ حَرْقًا {١٠} إنَّ عَذَابَنَا هُوَ الْأَبْقَى {١١} وَإنَّ عَدُوَّنَا هُوَ الْأَشْقَى {١٢} فَلَا أُقْسِمُ بِبَرِيقِ الدِّينَارِ {١٣} وَلَا أُقْسِمُ بِنَهِيقِ الْحِمَارِ {١٤} إنَّي أنَا اللهُ الخَالِقُ الْقَهَّارُ {١٥} فَأَطِيعُونِي وَلَا تَكُونُوا مِنَ الْكُفَّارِ {١٦} وَاتَّقُوا يَوْمًا لَا يَنْفَعُ فِيهِ دِرْهَمٌ وَلَا دُولَارٌ {١٧} يَوْمَ يُقْذَفُ بِالْكُفِّارِ فِي النَّارِ {١٨} فَلَا يَسْتَطِيعُونَ صَبْرًا وَمَا لَهُمْ فِيهَا مِنْ فِرارٍ {١٩} أَمَّا الَذِينَ اتَّقَوْا رَبَّهُمْ فَإنهم هُمُ الأَخْيَارُ {٢٠} لَهُمْ جَنَّاتٌ تَجْرِي مِنْ تَحْتِهَا الْأَنْهَارُ {٢٢} وَصَنَادِيقُ وِيسْكِي وَرَاقِصَاتٌ بِلَا خِمَارَ{٢٣}

    ❀❀❀❀ Surat of the Chicken ❀❀❀❀


    In the Name of Allah, the Beneficent the Merciful,

    1. Faa' Qaaf
    2. Verily, We created the chicken a (wonderful) creation,
    3. And We boiled the eggs, a boiling,
    4. And We sent with thunder, lightening
    5. And We made the air fresh
    6. As for he who denies our signs, We shall hang him a hanging,
    7. And choke him, a choking
    8. 
As for he who knocks on the door of a slut, a knocking
    9. Then commits in her house, a screwing
    10. We shall burn him in the fire, a burning
    11. Indeed our punishment it is the abiding
    12. Indeed our enemy he is the most wretched.
    13. For I swear by the glitter of the Dinar
    14. And I swear by the braying of the Ass
    15. Indeed I am Allah the Creator, the Conqueror
    16. So obey me and do not be of the unbelievers
    17. And fear a day when no Dirham will benefit nor will a Dollar
    18. The day the unbelievers will be cast into the fire
    19. And they shall not be able to bear it nor escape
    20. As for those who feared their lord, they are the best
    21. They shall have gardens under which run rivers
    22. And crates of whiskey and dancing girls with no veil

    "حدثنا ابو منديل بن خرطوم أنبأنا عطلان ابن بطلان حدثنا دمدم بن همهم عن شنيع بن شناعة عن أبي حازوقة كنت جالسا عند رسول الله صلى الله عليه وسلم إذ جاء نفر من اليهود ‪)‬حاشاك) فسأله أعلمهم عمن سبق الاخر؟ الدجاجة ام البيضة فنزلت سورة الدجاج"
    The Asbabun-Nuzool (Reason for revelation) for this sura was when a group of Jews approcahed the prophet hoping to trick him by asking him the age old unanswerable riddle - which came first, the chicken or the egg? But Allah - May He be Exalted - defeated their plans by revealing that it was the Chicken that came first, followed closely by a boiled egg.

    This sura also contains I'jaz 'ilmi - a scientific miracle.  It is only recently that we discovered too much fried food can lead to heart attacks, yet Allah clearly reveals this when he directs us to boil our eggs rather than frying them. Today we know that boiling food is much healthier.

    There is also a subtle linguistic beauty in the contrast between fresh open air and choking and hanging which restricts air - mashallah!

    There are many other pearls of wisdom contained in this sura - I shall look up the tafseer of Ibn al-Kalb later and quote some later.
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #5 - October 08, 2011, 06:46 PM

    Is this your work Hassan?


    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #6 - October 08, 2011, 06:48 PM

    ^Blasphemer.

    Such beauty and eloquence could not come from a human. This verse is from God, by way of the Profit Mahmoud.

    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #7 - October 08, 2011, 06:49 PM

    Ayat 1 is most enlightening :~)

    I've been driven mad trying to prove my sanity
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #8 - October 08, 2011, 07:55 PM

    Is this your work Hassan?


    I find this comment offensive. How dare you imply this is the work of a human being. This is none other than the noble speech of the Lord of the Worlds - revealed to his blessed profit Mahmoud. Brought to him by the angel Gabriel (shortly after he visited Muhammad in the neighbouring cave.)

    The one who recited this is the great Egyptian Qari - Shaykh abdul al Bulbul abdul Fasiq al-Khara3wi
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #9 - October 08, 2011, 09:09 PM

    1. Faa' Qaaf


    Ooooh, mystery!

    Nice work Hassan  Afro

    You should have made more noise like this guy though

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3eGopfC5mE

    <dust>: i love tea!!!
    <dust>: milky tea
    <three>: soooo gentle for my neck (from the inside)
    <dust>: mm
    <three>: it's definitely not called neck
    <dust>: lol
    <three>: what's the word i'm looking for
    <dust>: throat
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #10 - October 08, 2011, 09:15 PM

    Please stop crediting me with this video. I have nothing to do with it. Nor is it in ANY way mocking the Qur'an.

    This is the Qurqan. A revelation from Allah to Profit Mahmoud.

    I am the first of the believers. It is my religion.

    Please don't mock my religion.

    Show respect for my faith.

    Ameen.
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #11 - October 08, 2011, 09:19 PM

    Abu Hazooqa is the best. Name. EVER.

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #12 - October 08, 2011, 09:22 PM

    Subhanallah. May Allah(swt) multiply Shaykh Abdul Fasiq and his family's reward in the hereafter.

    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #13 - October 08, 2011, 09:25 PM

    Please stop crediting me with this video. I have nothing to do with it. Nor is it in ANY way mocking the Qur'an.

    This is the Qurqan. A revelation from Allah to Profit Mahmoud.

    I am the first of the believers. It is my religion.

    Please don't mock my religion.

    Show respect for my faith.

    Ameen.

    I will pray for you. And your family.

    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #14 - October 08, 2011, 09:32 PM

    And Profit Mahmoud came to confirm that which was revealed to his predecessor, Profit Brian the Naughty Boy. They are both as sperm cells emerging from the same penis.*

    * +10 internets to the one who gets the reference (the penis thing, not the Brian thing).

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #15 - October 08, 2011, 09:52 PM

    No guesses?

    Quote
    And the beard Of King Al Najashi of Habasha (Ethiopia) became wet with his tears when he heard some of what Prophet Mohammad (PBUH) came with, Al Najashi said: ''these words and what Jesus said, come from the same lantern''.


    Hassan, tell us when the first death threat comes. We'll drink champagne in celebration.

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #16 - October 08, 2011, 09:55 PM

    * +10 internets to the one who gets the reference (the penis thing, not the Brian thing).

    ..I'd like to make good on the prize. grin12

    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #17 - October 08, 2011, 09:58 PM

    +10 internets to you, good sir! May Al-FSM bless you.

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #18 - October 08, 2011, 10:07 PM

     Cheesy   Afro

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #19 - October 08, 2011, 10:21 PM

    This has nothing to do with me.

    Please get your source to write a blockbusting film, The Life of Bashir.


    I think Harakaat (16) has the same idea.
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #20 - October 08, 2011, 10:28 PM

    Is there
    Please stop crediting me with this video. I have nothing to do with it. Nor is it in ANY way mocking the Qur'an.

    This is the Qurqan. A revelation from Allah to Profit Mahmoud.

    I am the first of the believers. It is my religion.

    Please don't mock my religion.

    Show respect for my faith.

    Ameen.


    Mashallah. The signs have been made clear to me. And what is the name of this one true religion?

    Have you heard the good news? There is no God!
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #21 - October 08, 2011, 10:35 PM

    It was revealed to Profit Mahmoud - in the cave next to the one Muhammad was in.

    That is so Monty Python! Cheesy
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #22 - October 08, 2011, 11:47 PM

    Sadly we are already getting comments from the Kuffar. They are deaf, dumb and blind. May Allah Guide them. La illaha illa Allah wa Mahmoudan Rasoolallah.

    what a non responsible person . that skin will be burnt , u r doing something awful , in this life ,u r free to say whatever u like .

    lahoucine66 13 minutes ago
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #23 - October 08, 2011, 11:54 PM

    what is the name of this one true religion?


    Istislam استسلام
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #24 - October 09, 2011, 12:03 AM

    Wow, I have discovered a revelation from Allah on a gold plate that I found in a public toilet:

    لا حمد لله رب الحشاشين * مالك أتعس دين * إياك نمقت وبك نستهين * اهتدينا إلى الصراط المستقيم * صراط الذين تنورت عقولهم غير الأغبياء المغفلين

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #25 - October 09, 2011, 12:56 AM

    Lol. Is there any way to make this sound older? Like I understand the "gist" of the quran but not exactly what it says. This i understood mostly word for word.

    I wish parents everywhere could remove their veil of religion and see their kids for whom they actually are.
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #26 - October 09, 2011, 08:50 AM

    Wow, I have discovered a revelation from Allah on a gold plate that I found in a public toilet:

    لا حمد لله رب الحشاشين * مالك أتعس دين * إياك نمقت وبك نستهين * اهتدينا إلى الصراط المستقيم * صراط الذين تنورت عقولهم غير الأغبياء المغفلين



    I see you have also been receiving revelations.  Afro

    Well The Holy Qurqan Youtube Channel will be posting more of the revelations soon.

    They may find room for yours too.

    Istislam is a very tolerant religion. Mahmoud said he was not the last prophet. In a Hadith narrated by mughaffal ibn ablah: "I have been sent to open the door for many."
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #27 - October 09, 2011, 09:50 AM

    Keep it up, Hassan.

    Satire > ire.
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #28 - October 09, 2011, 10:15 AM

    what exactly does 'Qurqan' mean?  Huh?
  • Re: Recitation of Sura The Chicken
     Reply #29 - October 09, 2011, 12:58 PM

    I thought it was a place in Iran. Or a pisstake of Furqan.
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