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 Topic: write any funny or erotic comment

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  • write any funny or erotic comment
     OP - October 13, 2011, 04:29 PM

    just getting bored.....galz and gayz ...write some funny or erotic comments... Smiley

    Disbelief doesn't justify getting tortured in eternal hell
  • Re: write any funny or erotic comment
     Reply #1 - October 13, 2011, 04:29 PM

    tbdr. Cheesy
  • Re: write any funny or erotic comment
     Reply #2 - October 13, 2011, 05:39 PM

  • Re: write any funny or erotic comment
     Reply #3 - October 13, 2011, 05:42 PM

    ^ u so tugged one out to that .gif

    "The words that oscillate between nonsense and supreme meaning are the oldest and truest." - C.G. Jung
  • Re: write any funny or erotic comment
     Reply #4 - October 13, 2011, 05:47 PM

    I did I did, is that what I did!?

    Yes I did.

  • Re: write any funny or erotic comment
     Reply #5 - October 13, 2011, 05:47 PM

    Pfft... this woman will have very sore feet in the evening. Nothing erotic as far as I am concerned...

    Religion is organized superstition
  • Re: write any funny or erotic comment
     Reply #6 - October 13, 2011, 05:51 PM

    And that’s when the foot massage starts… yes
  • Re: write any funny or erotic comment
     Reply #7 - October 13, 2011, 05:53 PM


    How the hell do women walk in shoes like those? Huh?

    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: write any funny or erotic comment
     Reply #8 - October 13, 2011, 05:55 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usrs6cm2vQg
  • Re: write any funny or erotic comment
     Reply #9 - October 13, 2011, 06:07 PM

    Not high heels in general, I'm talking about high heels like the ones you posted where the feet seem to be placed at an angle where the ankles could snap at any given moment.

    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: write any funny or erotic comment
     Reply #10 - October 13, 2011, 06:40 PM

    It just looks high, it's an illusion. It's like walking bare feet. Smiley
  • Re: write any funny or erotic comment
     Reply #11 - October 13, 2011, 06:54 PM

    just getting bored.....galz and gayz ...write some funny or erotic comments... Smiley


    Zaiba!

    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: write any funny or erotic comment
     Reply #12 - October 13, 2011, 06:56 PM

    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Was that supposed to be funny or erotic?  cool2
  • Re: write any funny or erotic comment
     Reply #13 - October 13, 2011, 06:58 PM

    Both Wink

    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: write any funny or erotic comment
     Reply #14 - October 13, 2011, 06:59 PM

    I like a man who can make me laugh and scream at the same time ..  dance
  • Re: write any funny or erotic comment
     Reply #15 - October 13, 2011, 07:00 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZnmTiqEikg

    fuck you
  • Re: write any funny or erotic comment
     Reply #16 - October 13, 2011, 07:03 PM

    I like a man who can make me laugh and scream at the same time ..  dance


    I like a woman with viberant blue eyes. There is no laugter or screaming needed....

    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: write any funny or erotic comment
     Reply #17 - October 13, 2011, 07:03 PM

    I like a man who can make me laugh and scream at the same time ..  dance

    I like telling women jokes while stabbing them.
  • Re: write any funny or erotic comment
     Reply #18 - October 13, 2011, 07:26 PM

    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    LOOOL, errr I meant another kind of screaming Tongue
  • Re: write any funny or erotic comment
     Reply #19 - October 13, 2011, 09:13 PM

    I like cunnilingus.

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: write any funny or erotic comment
     Reply #20 - October 14, 2011, 04:06 AM

    I have vaseline

    "The words that oscillate between nonsense and supreme meaning are the oldest and truest." - C.G. Jung
  • Re: write any funny or erotic comment
     Reply #21 - October 14, 2011, 06:10 AM

    Not high heels in general, I'm talking about high heels like the ones you posted where the feet seem to be placed at an angle where the ankles could snap at any given moment.

     For a really good work on the history and culture of High Heels, try this book by Caroline Cox:

  • Re: write any funny or erotic comment
     Reply #22 - October 14, 2011, 06:12 AM

    Shocked
    _|_

    Disbelief doesn't justify getting tortured in eternal hell
  • Re: write any funny or erotic comment
     Reply #23 - October 14, 2011, 07:09 AM

    The following is the most erotic thing you will ever find on Youtube. I recommend it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apxkby8bL2M
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