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  • The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     OP - October 27, 2011, 08:58 PM
    Because every forum has to have at least one.

    Here's one: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv

    And the results for me:

    Paranoid:    High
    Schizoid:    Moderate    
    Schizotypal:    High    
    Antisocial:    Low    
    Borderline:    Moderate    
    Histrionic:    High    
    Narcissistic:    Moderate    
    Avoidant:    High    
    Dependent:    Low    
    Obsessive-Compulsive:    Moderate

    Complete bullshit of course, but that's why I like 'em. grin12
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #1 - October 27, 2011, 09:01 PM
    Weirdo missing
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #2 - October 27, 2011, 09:21 PM
    Paranoid:    Moderate    
    Schizoid:    Low    
    Schizotypal:    Moderate    
    Antisocial:    Low    
    Borderline:    Very High    
    Histrionic:    Moderate    
    Narcissistic:    Low    
    Avoidant:    Very High    
    Dependent:    High    
    Obsessive-Compulsive:    Moderate

    Tests like these are fun in general, even if they are bullshit Tongue
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #3 - October 27, 2011, 09:30 PM
    Quote from: Gladfly on October 27, 2011, 09:01 PM
    Weirdo missing


    Found the perfect test for you!

    http://www.theretardtest.com/

    Tell us the result!
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #4 - October 27, 2011, 09:30 PM
    Disorder | Rating
    Paranoid: Low
    Schizoid: Low
    Schizotypal: Low
    Antisocial: Low
    Borderline: Low
    Histrionic: Low
    Narcissistic: Low
    Avoidant: Low
    Dependent: Low
    Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #5 - October 27, 2011, 09:33 PM
    ^
     mysmilie_977
    Cheater. aloofandbored0
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #6 - October 27, 2011, 09:34 PM
    Paranoid:    Low    
    Schizoid:            Low    
    Schizotypal:    Low    
    Antisocial:    Low    
    Borderline:    Low    
    Histrionic:    Low    
    Narcissistic:    Moderate    
    Avoidant:    Low
    Dependent:    Low    
    Obsessive-Compulsive:    Low

    Could be worse.... Cheesy
    Religion is organized superstition
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #7 - October 27, 2011, 09:35 PM
    Disorder   Rating   
    Paranoid:   High   
    Schizoid:   High   
    Schizotypal: High   
    Antisocial:   Low   
    Borderline:   Very High   
    Histrionic:   High   
    Narcissistic:Low   
    Avoidant:   Very High   
    Dependent: Very High   
    Obsessive-Compulsive: High

    Utter Nonsense  Cheesy
    井の中の蛙大海を知らず。
    (I no naka no kawazu taikai wo shirazu)
    A frog in a well does not know the great sea.
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #8 - October 27, 2011, 09:36 PM
    Quote from: SunbulRocket on October 27, 2011, 09:33 PM
    ^
     mysmilie_977
    Cheater. aloofandbored0



    I didn't cheat Smiley
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #9 - October 27, 2011, 09:37 PM
    O________o

    Aren't these quizzes designed to make you think you're crazy?
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #10 - October 27, 2011, 09:40 PM
    If mine is right then I should be in a psychiatric ward Cheesy
    井の中の蛙大海を知らず。
    (I no naka no kawazu taikai wo shirazu)
    A frog in a well does not know the great sea.
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #11 - October 27, 2011, 09:46 PM
    Disorder | Rating
    Paranoid: Low
    Schizoid: Low
    Schizotypal: Low
    Antisocial: Low
    Borderline: Low
    Histrionic: Moderate
    Narcissistic: Moderate
    Avoidant: Low
    Dependent: Low
    Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

    _________

    No big surprises for me, except I woulda thought I'd score higher on the paranoid part. Probably cause the paranoia they refer to relates to personal relationships, and I don't get paranoid like that. Once did badly but that was long, long ago. By the way this is a "personality disorder" test rather than a "psychological disorder" test otherwise it would have had more categories like "Depression" which I'm sure I would have scored high on.

    EDIT: I think age factors into your results too if you don't truly have a personality disorder but merely personality traits in common with those disorders. Had I taken this test anywhere between the ages of 16 and 21 my scores on Paranoid, Antisocial, Borderline, Histrionic, and Narcissistic would have been much, much higher.
    fuck you
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #12 - October 27, 2011, 09:53 PM
    Disorder: Rating
    Paranoid: Low
    Schizoid: Low
    Schizotypal: Moderate
    Antisocial: High
    Borderline: Low
    Histrionic: Moderate
    Narcissistic: Moderate
    Avoidant: Low
    Dependent: Low
    Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #13 - October 27, 2011, 09:59 PM
    Disorder                       Rating
    Paranoid:                     Low  
    Schizoid:                      Moderate
    Schizotypal:                  Moderate  
    Antisocial:                     Low
    Borderline:                    Low  
    Histrionic:                      Low  
    Narcissistic:                   Moderate
    Avoidant:                       Low  
    Dependent:                   Low
    Obsessive-Compulsive:  Low
     
    I should never take these tests.  
    If at first you succeed...try something harder.

    Failing isn't falling down. Failing is not getting back up again.
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #14 - October 27, 2011, 10:09 PM
    omg! LOL

    Disorder  Rating Information
    Paranoid:  Low
    Schizoid:  Low
    Schizotypal:  High
    Antisocial:  Low
    Borderline:  Very High
    Histrionic:  Moderate
    Narcissistic:  Moderate
    Avoidant:  Low
    Dependent:  Low
    Obsessive-Compulsive:  High

    that is soooooo not true lol.  RE: OCD and borderline!   Cheesy
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #15 - October 27, 2011, 10:36 PM
    Borderline what?
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #16 - October 28, 2011, 12:31 AM
    LOL I am disappoint. Not as crazy as I thought I was.  Tongue

    As Q said - if I had done this quiz just a few years ago or in my teens, a lot of these would have definitely been higher.


    Paranoid:   Low
    Schizoid:   Low
    Schizotypal: Moderate
    Antisocial:   Low   
    Borderline: Low   
    Histrionic:   Low   
    Narcissistic: Low   
    Avoidant:   Moderate   
    Dependent: Low   
    Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #17 - October 28, 2011, 12:51 AM
    Well we have a similar thread with the same test:

    Quote from: BerberElla on January 03, 2010, 07:46 PM
    Paranoid   ||||||||||||||||||   78%   
    Schizoid   ||||||||||||||||   62%   
    Schizotypal   ||||||||||||||||||   78%   
    Antisocial   ||||||||||   38%   
    Borderline   ||||||||||||||||||||   90%   
    Histrionic   ||||||||||||||||||   78%   
    Narcissistic   ||   10%   
    Avoidant   ||||||||||||||||   62%   
    Dependent   ||||||||||||||||||||   86%   
    Obsessive-Compulsive   ||||||||||||||   58%   



    http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder.html


    Would be interesting to take it again and see how I've changed since then.  I am sure I am so much worse now.   Cheesy

    Think I might do it and compare.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #18 - October 28, 2011, 12:55 AM
    Quote from: David on October 27, 2011, 10:36 PM
    Borderline what?


    THAT, my dear, is the 64,000 dollar question!  Cheesy
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #19 - October 28, 2011, 01:06 AM
    Paranoid:  High
    Schizoid:  Moderate
    Schizotypal:  High
    Antisocial:  Moderate 
    Borderline:  Low
    Histrionic:  Very High
    Narcissistic:  High
    Avoidant:  High 
    Dependent:  High 
    Obsessive-Compulsive:  High


    Lol -Not healthy.



    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #20 - October 28, 2011, 01:09 AM
    Disorder  Rating Information
    Paranoid:  Low
    Schizoid:  Low
    Schizotypal:  Low
    Antisocial:  Low
    Borderline:  Low
    Histrionic:  Low
    Narcissistic:  Low
    Avoidant:  Low
    Dependent:  Low
    Obsessive-Compulsive:  Low
     grin12 i feel better now..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #21 - October 28, 2011, 02:00 AM
    Fuck you normies.
    fuck you
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #22 - October 28, 2011, 04:29 AM
    Paranoid:  Moderate
    Schizoid:  Moderate
    Schizotypal:  Moderate
    Antisocial:  Moderate
    Borderline:  Moderate
    Histrionic:  Moderate
    Narcissistic:  Moderate
    Avoidant:  High
    Dependent:  Moderate
    Obsessive-Compulsive:  High

    Moderately almost everything. Not much help...
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #23 - October 28, 2011, 07:07 PM
    Quote from: David on October 27, 2011, 10:36 PM
    Borderline what?

    Borderline everything, I suppose. Bit of a worry, innit?
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #24 - October 28, 2011, 07:36 PM
    Disorder | Rating
    Paranoid: High
    Schizoid: Low
    Schizotypal: High
    Antisocial: High
    Borderline: Very High
    Histrionic: High
    Narcissistic: High
    Avoidant: Very High
    Dependent: High
    Obsessive-Compulsive: High

    URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
    URL for more info: http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/index.html


    That was a lil too obvious. Roll Eyes
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #25 - October 28, 2011, 07:41 PM

    Disorder | very very low
    Paranoid: very High
    Schizoid: super high
    Schizotypal: _ve
    Antisocial: -ve
    Borderline: Very High
    Histrionic: very  High
    Narcissistic: very very High
    Avoidant: -ve
    Dependent: Absolutley independent
    Obsessive-Compulsive: Extremely high..

    So what does that tell and what is your analysis Resident CEMB   dr. Zaiba??
     
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #26 - October 28, 2011, 07:46 PM
    Cheesy I ain't no doc Yeezeevee but I can tell you, if those are your test results you need to go see a psychiatrist asap. Tongue
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #27 - October 28, 2011, 07:53 PM
    Quote from: Zaiba on October 28, 2011, 07:46 PM
    Cheesy I ain't no doc Yeezeevee but I can tell you, if those are your test results you need to go see a psychiatrist asap. Tongue

    Huh!..

    I will turn that  psychiatrist in to Psycho unless that psychiatrist is like Zaiba..
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #28 - October 28, 2011, 08:15 PM
    Disorder   Rating   Information
    Paranoid:           High   
    Schizoid:           Moderate
    Schizotypal:   High   
    Antisocial:   Moderate   
    Borderline:   Low   
    Histrionic:    Moderate   
    Narcissistic:   Moderate
    Avoidant:           Very High   
    Dependent:   Moderate   
    Obsessive-Compulsive:   High   

    Shit, I only scored low on one of them. finmad
  • Re: The Obligatory Psychological Disorder Test
     Reply #29 - October 28, 2011, 08:36 PM
    Paranoid:                    Low    
    Schizoid:                            Moderate    
    Schizotypal:                    High    
    Antisocial:                    Low
    Borderline:                    Low    
    Histrionic:                    Low    
    Narcissistic:                    Low    
    Avoidant:                    Very High    
    Dependent:                    Moderate    
    Obsessive-Compulsive:    Low
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