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  • Question: Do you read while on the toilet ?
  • Yes - 11 (42.3%)
  • No - 8 (30.8%)
  • Sometimes - 7 (26.9%)
  • Total Voters: 26

 Topic: Do you read while on the toilet ?

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  • Do you read while on the toilet ?
     OP - November 21, 2011, 08:54 AM
    If yes, what do you read ?
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #1 - November 21, 2011, 08:57 AM
    Sometimes. What I read depends what I am reading at the time. Might be a newspaper, or a book, or a magazine.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #2 - November 21, 2011, 09:26 AM
    Yes I do. I bring in whatever I'm reading at the moment.

    Sometimes I don't bring any book so that I won't be distracted, because I find that I do my deepest and most meaningful thinking while on the can.
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #3 - November 21, 2011, 09:38 AM
    No, I get pins and needles if I sit on the toilet for too long, so I tend to get it over with as quick as possible.

    Plus, if I'm on the toilet for long enough to warrant reading time, I'm probably constipated and far too busy rocking back and forth to read.  Grin
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #4 - November 21, 2011, 09:41 AM
    No wonder you get constipated. You have to eat to shit. Grin
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #5 - November 21, 2011, 09:43 AM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    You know actually I find the reverse for me, the minute I eat proper food I am backed up to the point of pain.  If I don't eat, I am good to go, cos I don't need to go all that often.

    TMI.   dance
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #6 - November 21, 2011, 09:47 AM
    Bet you get backed up coz your asshole has atrophied from lack of use.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #7 - November 21, 2011, 10:14 AM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    *off to eat a bag of prunes.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #8 - November 21, 2011, 01:08 PM
    Not exactly reading, I am solving Sudoku... whistling2
    Religion is organized superstition
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #9 - December 03, 2011, 06:01 PM
    Yes, anything that im reading and its fun.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #10 - December 03, 2011, 06:07 PM
    i feel like its the only time i can read, i read 'Glamorama' by Bret Easton Ellis
    "The words that oscillate between nonsense and supreme meaning are the oldest and truest." - C.G. Jung
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #11 - December 03, 2011, 06:18 PM
    Sigmund Fraud thought: when something goes out of you, something else will have to get into you... Cheesy
    Religion is organized superstition
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #12 - December 03, 2011, 06:55 PM
    I hardly take much time to poo so there's no point in bringing in anything to read :(
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #13 - December 03, 2011, 07:07 PM
    Quote from: Hallakuf on December 03, 2011, 06:18 PM
    Sigmund Fraud thought: when something goes out of you, something else will have to get into you... Cheesy


    Sigmund Freud was a very dirty man.   Wink
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #14 - December 03, 2011, 07:07 PM
    I bring my iPhone in and check email, play chess, and sometimes get on chat.
    fuck you
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #15 - December 03, 2011, 07:07 PM
    Quote from: Sir Wankalot on December 03, 2011, 06:55 PM
    I hardly take much time to poo so there's no point in bringing in anything to read :(


    Yay, I was beginning to feel abnormal here for not reading in the loo. 

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #16 - December 03, 2011, 07:14 PM
    That is just disgusting
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #17 - December 03, 2011, 07:16 PM
    Quote from: Colonel Q-Daffi on December 03, 2011, 07:07 PM
    I bring my iPhone in and check email, play chess, and sometimes get on chat.


    Oh god why did you change your avatar to that?  I can't make up my mind whether to kick you or feed you to my dog now. 

    Quote from: Lara91 on December 03, 2011, 07:10 PM
    well doh he was a jew wasnt he    Tongue


    As a Jew I am offended. 

    As a fake ex muslim Jew you should be too.   Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #18 - December 03, 2011, 07:28 PM
    i've done pretty much everything on the toilet apart from praying, it's the one place that you can get lost, in that no one will bother you, not in some deep spiritual sense btw!
     
    I also suffer from pins and needles and it gets really bad, blood circulation gets cut off to my right foot (not my left strangely) and it hurts like a bitch when i try to walk out. I was surprised when an old Muslim mate told me he also went through the same thing, it helped in knowing that i'm not alone in experincing 'dead foot' Cheesy
    I make it rain - apparently?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh_I19_mKkU&list=SP1665576E7498BAB7&index=2&feature=plcp
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #19 - December 03, 2011, 07:44 PM
    lol wow both feet? Do you crawl on your belly to get out like shaythan?

    I remember once when my aunt came over to use the toilet and she was in there for soo long that we forgot she was in there or that she was still in our house, maybe that says more about how bad our relationship is with her, than actually we have shit short-term memories(?)

    still wonder what she was doing in there all that time, actually,might be best if i stopped...
    I make it rain - apparently?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh_I19_mKkU&list=SP1665576E7498BAB7&index=2&feature=plcp
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #20 - December 03, 2011, 07:47 PM
     Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #21 - December 03, 2011, 11:21 PM
    Quote from: Naerys on November 21, 2011, 09:26 AM
    I find that I do my deepest and most meaningful thinking while on the can.

    Your thought processes are that of a man. Stop hogging the toilet. That place is for men. Get back to the kitchen! finmad

    Also, all this talk of women pooing is making it incredibly difficult for me to try out harakaat’s flaccid penis thigh wanking technique due to my inability to stay flaccid while reading about such sexy stuff.
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #22 - December 04, 2011, 07:25 PM
    I read the bog roll labels and the shampoo bottles. So I put down "sometimes".
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #23 - December 04, 2011, 07:35 PM
    Nah, I'm pretty goal-oriented. I go to the bathroom for whatever it is that needs to be done and get out. Plus, I'm in the same boat as Berbs in this case since my arse gets numb after I sit there for too long.
    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #24 - December 04, 2011, 07:39 PM
    Any decent toilet should have reading material to hand. For emergency bottom-wiping purposes, if for nothing else.

    On that note, I rate Private Eye as a 8/10 (just absorbent enough not to fall apart in the hand) and The Economist as 2/10 (non-absorbent to the point of uselessness).
    Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #25 - January 05, 2012, 05:28 AM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on December 03, 2011, 11:21 PM
    Your thought processes are that of a man. Stop hogging the toilet. That place is for men. Get back to the kitchen! finmad

    Also, all this talk of women pooing is making it incredibly difficult for me to try out harakaat’s flaccid penis thigh wanking technique due to my inability to stay flaccid while reading about such sexy stuff.


     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #26 - January 05, 2012, 05:39 AM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on December 03, 2011, 11:21 PM
    Your thought processes are that of a man. Stop hogging the toilet. That place is for men. Get back to the kitchen! finmad

    Also, all this talk of women pooing is making it incredibly difficult for me to try out harakaat’s flaccid penis thigh wanking technique due to my inability to stay flaccid while reading about such sexy stuff.


    talk about thought processes  wacko
    you have permanently damaged my psyche after
    talking about your dessert spoons  omg....  wacko
    I dont care if you DO have a nice voice.
    Something is just not right about that LOL
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #27 - January 05, 2012, 05:41 AM
    Dessert spoons?
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #28 - January 05, 2012, 07:59 AM
    Quote from: Hallakuf on December 03, 2011, 06:18 PM
    Sigmund Fraud thought: when something goes out of you, something else will have to get into you... Cheesy


    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Do you read while on the toilet ?
     Reply #29 - January 05, 2012, 09:15 AM
    I have a laptop. We'll leave it at that.  Wink
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
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