I was so not in the mood to celebrate xmas this year.
But last night the strangest thing happened to me. The ghost of xmas past came and showed me this really young brown girl in a children's home who loved xmas, then the ghost of xmas present came and told me that the ghost of xmas past was a pedo, and finally the ghost of xmas future showed me what would happen if I didn't put a stop to the ghost of xmas pasts visits to young children, so me and the 2 ghosts exorcised the ghost of xmas past and saved xmas for all mankind.
I woke up this morning feeling festive and merry, stuck my head out of the window and called out to the little urchin chimney sweep down the road, "boy" I said "go get me a fucking turkey.........it's XMAS".
^^^ I have not been drinking yet. I shall be real soon.
Merry xmas you basement dwellers. May santa give you all the D&D you could ever need.
