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  • Shit ______ Say
     OP - January 22, 2012, 07:15 AM
    Some of the videos going around with this meme are actually pretty good  grin12

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ_HC5_KMDk


    (In Urdu)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AB31EQqQ7s


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-M9TD9vS5g


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQXboElx_V8


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhfUbYTRqpg


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d84NTrp9Boo
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #1 - January 22, 2012, 01:09 PM
    ^ That Pakistani girls one was hilarious! Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #2 - January 22, 2012, 02:10 PM
    Yeah. I especially liked the ending there Grin
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #3 - January 22, 2012, 02:17 PM
    Paki girls one is so real, no wonder I never talk to desi girls. it takes 10 months just getting a blow job out of them.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #4 - January 22, 2012, 02:20 PM
    All these videos I posted were IMO pretty spot on for the demographics they're about. That's why they're funny. Cheesy
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #5 - January 22, 2012, 02:28 PM
    (i don't understand urdu ).. but shit muslims say and middle easterners say had me dying !!! it's scarey how many people i know that actually talk like that, lmao..
    thanks allat!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #6 - January 22, 2012, 02:34 PM
    Quote from: allat on January 22, 2012, 07:15 AM
    Some of the videos going around with this meme are actually pretty good  grin12

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ_HC5_KMDk


    I have met a Muslim in person who had the same sentiments about Shias. The dehumanization of people just because of their sect and such strong resentment that its acceptable for them to be killed is shocking. I had pretended to be Muslim with this guy and when the guy said that I had chills on my spine.
  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #7 - January 22, 2012, 02:34 PM
    Haha. From the Shit Middle Eastern Guy Say, 1:38

    You drink?
    Yeah, bro
    You smoke?
    Yeah, bro
    But you don't eat prok?
    ASTAGHFURULLAH BRO I'M MUSLIM!
    Quote from: yeezevee on May 03, 2011, 09:40 AM
    Grouchy  what is the  good reason for picking up an innocent girl  as Osama  bin Laden?    

  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #8 - January 22, 2012, 02:38 PM
    Quote from: Grouchy on January 22, 2012, 02:34 PM
    Haha. From the Shit Middle Eastern Guy Say, 1:38

    You drink?
    Yeah, bro
    You smoke?
    Yeah, bro
    But you don't eat prok?
    ASTAGHFURULLAH BRO I'M MUSLIM!


    I had to deal with a Salafi-ish Muslim once. We almost fought. And later when there was a third person who tried to resolve it, and it was my chance to speak about what went down, he would kept saying "astaghfirullah" like as though it was unbelievable. I felt like slapping his face everytime. Its annoying to see non-Arabs act all Muslim but say things in an artificial way.
  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #9 - January 22, 2012, 02:39 PM
    He wouldnt say "astaghfirullah" more like "staghfirullaw"
  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #10 - January 22, 2012, 02:43 PM
    Quote from: nessrriinn on January 22, 2012, 02:28 PM
    (i don't understand urdu ).. but shit muslims say and middle easterners say had me dying !!! it's scarey how many people i know that actually talk like that, lmao..
    thanks allat!


    well may be you don't understand URDU but I think you look like URDU nessrriinn  lol.. .. I can sense that from your voice in those tubes
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #11 - January 22, 2012, 02:50 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhfUbYTRqpg

    Quote
    Pongal Special!


    *facepalm* "shit brown girls say" ?!

    really? You fucking tamils, you are black. B-L-A-C-K. Everybody in Tamil Nadu is black. Goddamit even Somalians would be considered light skinned in Tamil Nadu. Its pathetic to see South Indians refer to themselves as "brown". We are NOT brown. Nobody in South India knows what "desi" means. We don't understand or like bollywood. Our culture is distinct from North Indian-Pakistani culture. Chapati is foreign food for us. Just because the South Asians in Canada and UK are predominantly North West Indian/Pakistani and we tend to assimilate with them doesnt mean we are "brown". Brown is Mexican, Malay, Arab etc. Such skin tones are alien and lusted for by Tamils, its net worth is in gold and diamonds for us.

    The vast majority of us are BLACK, literally black. African Americans, Jamaicans, Khoisan and East Africans are lighter skinned than us.
  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #12 - January 22, 2012, 02:58 PM
    Quote from: allat on January 22, 2012, 07:15 AM



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhfUbYTRqpg


     Cheesy Cheesy

    I wanna do one of these now. 

    Shit Moroccan's say.   Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #13 - January 22, 2012, 02:59 PM
     Cheesy You totally should!
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #14 - January 22, 2012, 03:00 PM

    Someone should go post-modern and do a "Shit that people who do 'Shit that people say videos' say"
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #15 - January 22, 2012, 03:01 PM
    Grin there's this one that's a bit po-mo/meta:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-x8t0JOnVw
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #16 - January 22, 2012, 03:05 PM
    best one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5MJbZ4l4J8&feature=related
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #17 - January 22, 2012, 03:05 PM
    Quote from: allat on January 22, 2012, 03:01 PM
    Grin there's this one that's a bit po-mo/meta:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-x8t0JOnVw


    Grin

    He got 1 part wrong.

    "I could really go for a fillet o fish right now"


    Cos a muslim would say that.   Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #18 - January 22, 2012, 03:06 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 22, 2012, 03:05 PM
    Grin

    He got 1 part wrong.

    "I could really go for a fillet o fish right now"


    Cos a muslim would say that.   Cheesy


     Cheesy Cheesy TRUE Cheesy
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #19 - January 22, 2012, 04:23 PM
    LOL! Wow, this meme is really popular. Anyone wanna make a "Shit Ex-Muslims say"?  grin12
  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #20 - January 22, 2012, 04:31 PM
    those are awesome!   Cheesy

    btw, allat, what was that song at the end of the second to last one?
    would love to work out to that one lol.

    Berbs.. SOOOOO DO IT!!! lmaooooo
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #21 - January 22, 2012, 04:31 PM
    Shit ex muslims say:

    "I'm so depressed"

    "How can I get out of taraweh prayer/fasting"

    "La Ilaha hahahahaha"

    "Bacon is amazing"

    "I love Hassan"

    "I am addicted to CEMB"

    "This Big Mac is amazing, fuck you allah, FUUUUUU"

    "Sex"

    "dude, you still believe in that shit"

    "Where did I put my hijab, have to go and visit the parents"

    (need to think of better ones I know)
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #22 - January 22, 2012, 04:33 PM
    Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on January 22, 2012, 04:31 PM
    those are awesome!   Cheesy

    btw, allat, what was that song at the end of the second to last one?
    would love to work out to that one lol.

    Berbs.. SOOOOO DO IT!!! lmaooooo


    Oh man I want to.  Believe me I do.  I have loads of sketch ideas.  Grin

    But it involves a camera.   Cheesy

    Maybe.....I want to so much.   Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #23 - January 22, 2012, 04:36 PM
    ^ you need a South Indian man to duet with you on that. I'm just saying...  whistling2
  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #24 - January 22, 2012, 04:46 PM
    More Shit Ex-Muslims Say:

    At 1st: "I dunno why but I still can't eat pork..."
    2nd: "How does pork taste?"
    3rd: "OMG I LOVE BACON"

    "Take Beer!"

    "Why can't I find a nice ex-muslim atheist to marry??!!!"

    "I'm just going to marry a liberal muslim. It should work out, yeah?"

    "The bible is worse than the quran."

    "The quran is worse than the bible."

    "OMG how will I ever get away from my Muslim family/community/neighbourhood??!"

    "Do you still feel that fear of hell/allah?"

    "Go Israel!"
    "Go Palestine!"
    "Ah screw them both!"

    "WTF why do women convert to Islam?"

    "IT'S NOT REVERT! IT'S CONVERT! SAY IT!"

    At 1st: "I hate muslims."
    2nd: "I don't hate muslims, I hate islam."
    3rd: "All religions are the same kind of scam: ways to control the masses."

    At 1st: "I dunno... I still don't think gays are natural."
    2nd: "Well I don't know. There's probably an evolutionary reason they exist."
    3rd: "Live and let live!"
    4th: (And sometimes) "I am bisexual"

    "I am leaving this forum forever"
    "Hey can you unban me" Grin

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #25 - January 22, 2012, 04:49 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy  ^^
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #26 - January 22, 2012, 04:51 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXDpfhehb6I
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #27 - January 22, 2012, 04:59 PM
    Quote from: allat on January 22, 2012, 04:46 PM
    More Shit Ex-Muslims Say:


    I was going to add a "Let's go to a Dawkin's, Denett etc. talk" but I thought that was a bit too cliché.

    "I measured the skies, now the shadows I measure,
    Sky-bound was the mind, earth-bound the body rests."
    [Kepler's epitaph]
  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #28 - January 22, 2012, 05:14 PM
    this one is sooooo spot on! LMAOOOOOO

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg4MzF-cvuM&feature=related
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Shit ______ Say
     Reply #29 - January 22, 2012, 05:22 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU7TdZSRcpo
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
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