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 Topic: How to FAIL at picking up chicks

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  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #60 - January 22, 2012, 08:38 PM
    As a rule of thumb, look at what King Tut and passingaround are doing and use that as a cautionary tale.
    Against the ruin of the world, there
    is only one defense: the creative act.

    -- Kenneth Rexroth
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #61 - January 22, 2012, 08:39 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 22, 2012, 08:10 PM
    So basically, on a thread in which rules that simply revolve around being decent and not approaching hr like she is a whore, we get disapproval and annoyance.

    Really says a lot.

    Inorite? It's like an allergic reaction to reasonable expectations.
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #62 - January 22, 2012, 08:40 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on January 22, 2012, 08:36 PM
    You gonna submit your CV? Wink Tongue


    No.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #63 - January 22, 2012, 08:40 PM
    Quote from: arX on January 22, 2012, 08:38 PM
    As a rule of thumb, look at what King Tut and passingaround are doing and use that as a cautionary tale.

    The thing is, the kinda stuff passingaround said is idiotic… but it DOES work.

    Now, flashing cash and pulling up to clubs in expensive cars may only get you vapid morons like most of the ones that appear on Take Me Out, instead of quality women, but you still win at picking up chicks.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #64 - January 22, 2012, 08:40 PM
    Quote from: arX on January 22, 2012, 08:38 PM
    As a rule of thumb, look at what King Tut and passingaround are doing and use that as a cautionary tale.


    I'm using the entire thread as a cautionary tale not to go near a club ever again.
    "I measured the skies, now the shadows I measure,
    Sky-bound was the mind, earth-bound the body rests."
    [Kepler's epitaph]
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #65 - January 22, 2012, 08:41 PM
    Quote from: Grouchy on January 22, 2012, 08:37 PM
    Neither am I. Your point?

    My point was you're showing a glaring lack of understanding about the reality of nightlife.
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #66 - January 22, 2012, 08:41 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 22, 2012, 08:37 PM
    Douche.


    I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE!
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #67 - January 22, 2012, 08:41 PM
    Is library an appropriate place to pick up chicks? I don't go to clubs or bars since I don't drink alcohol and don't dance either.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #68 - January 22, 2012, 08:41 PM
    Quote from: Ishina on January 22, 2012, 08:39 PM
    Inorite?

    Is that the opposite to an Exodite?
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #69 - January 22, 2012, 08:41 PM
    Must admit, I am guilty of grasping asses, and touching them. I like to touch, and kiss them if I am drunk and into them. In a club its all about sex anyway.

    Once I was genuinely freezing cold, and I was at Oceana (In Leeds) and started chatting up some girls I am pretty skinny once of the girls noticed I was freezing my balls of since she touched my hands are they were cold, so I started hugging her, etc, we ended up shagging in her mates car. I got her number as well saw her for like 3/4 weeks until she went back to Wolves.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #70 - January 22, 2012, 08:42 PM
    Quote from: -Tmp- on January 22, 2012, 08:41 PM
    Is library an appropriate place to pick up chicks? I don't go to clubs or bars since I don't drink alcohol and don't dance either.

    Probably not a library, but bookshops, coffee houses, etc. Yes. As long as you’re not a lecherous one–liner kind of guy like you’d get at nightclubs. It lets you have a decent talk without all the yelling in ears, etc.

    Quote from: King Tut on January 22, 2012, 08:41 PM
    Must admit, I am guilty of grasping asses, and touching them. I like to touch, and kiss them if I am drunk and into them.

    I’m a very touchy feely person, but touching people while you’re talking to them is not the same as squeezing arses and boobs.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #71 - January 22, 2012, 08:43 PM
    Quote from: arX on January 22, 2012, 08:38 PM
    As a rule of thumb, look at what King Tut and passingaround are doing and use that as a cautionary tale.


     Cheesy Cheesy

    Quote from: Ishina on January 22, 2012, 08:39 PM
    Inorite? It's like an allergic reaction to reasonable expectations.


    Lol yup.  That and outrage that those expectations exist in the first place.  It's a bit shocking really.  Grin
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #72 - January 22, 2012, 08:44 PM
    Quote from: Ishina on January 22, 2012, 08:41 PM
    My point was you're showing a glaring lack of understanding about the reality of nightlife.


    Quote from: yeezevee on May 03, 2011, 09:40 AM
    Grouchy  what is the  good reason for picking up an innocent girl  as Osama  bin Laden?    

  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #73 - January 22, 2012, 08:45 PM
    Quote from: King Tut on January 22, 2012, 08:41 PM
    we ended up shagging in her mates car.


    Before or after getting married? Cheesy
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #74 - January 22, 2012, 08:46 PM
    Quote from: -Tmp- on January 22, 2012, 08:41 PM
    Is library an appropriate place to pick up chicks? I don't go to clubs or bars since I don't drink alcohol and don't dance either.


    Yea, I don't see why not.

    I'd be totally open to someone hitting on me in the library as long as they just started up a conversation.

    Infact, being me, that would probably make me even more interested. 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #75 - January 22, 2012, 08:47 PM

    Sometimes it helps if you have some female friends with you when you go out to a club with a gang of friends.

    They ease flirting situations because girls can be a little trusting subliminally because your in a part female posse, can help to break the ice, and even actively help you to speak to a girl because they're your mates.

    Seen that happen a few times, when you're out with a crew. Usually the girlfriends of your mates. Its fun.


    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #76 - January 22, 2012, 08:48 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on January 22, 2012, 08:45 PM
    Before or after getting married? Cheesy


    I don't believe in guilt.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #77 - January 22, 2012, 08:49 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on January 22, 2012, 08:40 PM
    may only get you vapid morons

    And that's why it'll work for equally vapid morons, but not for you.
    Against the ruin of the world, there
    is only one defense: the creative act.

    -- Kenneth Rexroth
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #78 - January 22, 2012, 08:49 PM
    If your parent is a socialite and sibling mainly responsible for running a nightclub network you probably know best about this type of things.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #79 - January 22, 2012, 08:50 PM
    Quote from: arX on January 22, 2012, 08:49 PM
    And that's why it'll work for equally vapid morons, but not for you.

    Not quite sure what you mean by this, does this make me a vapid moron?!
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #80 - January 22, 2012, 08:51 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on January 22, 2012, 08:40 PM
    The thing is, the kinda stuff passingaround said is idiotic… but it DOES work.

    Now, flashing cash and pulling up to clubs in expensive cars may only get you vapid morons like most of the ones that appear on Take Me Out, instead of quality women, but you still win at picking up chicks.


    You see, this links back in with what you were saying about it only works if you are good looking.

    The sort of girl who will dismiss you because of your looks (or what you see anyway) is the same sort of girl who loves the flash cars and flash money.

    So really, its all about how vapid your desire is.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #81 - January 22, 2012, 08:51 PM
    Quote from: King Tut on January 22, 2012, 08:48 PM
    I don't believe in guilt.

    Mind if I hit on your wife?
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #82 - January 22, 2012, 08:53 PM
    Quote from: billy on January 22, 2012, 08:47 PM
    Sometimes it helps if you have some female friends with you when you go out to a club with a gang of friends.

    They ease flirting situations because girls can be a little trusting subliminally because your in a part female posse, can help to break the ice, and even actively help you to speak to a girl because they're your mates.

    Seen that happen a few times, when you're out with a crew. Usually the girlfriends of your mates. Its fun.





    Hmm, not so sure this would change my opinion.  But yea, I've heard it works. 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #83 - January 22, 2012, 08:53 PM
    Quote from: Grouchy on January 22, 2012, 08:44 PM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #84 - January 22, 2012, 08:53 PM
    Quote from: arX on January 22, 2012, 08:49 PM
    And that's why it'll work for equally vapid morons, but not for you.


     Afro
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #85 - January 22, 2012, 08:54 PM
    Every-time I go to a club with friends, during the night I fucking disappear, I don't know how I end up losing them but I just end up drinking and doing cocaine on my own makes it even more fun. But I prefer bars more then clubs, the thing with clubs is if there are any racists there they are likely to get away with attacking you. Like in a more expensive bar, that shit almost never happens. I only once had an experience in a bar were there was some racism.  
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #86 - January 22, 2012, 08:54 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on January 22, 2012, 08:50 PM
    Not quite sure what you mean by this, does this make me a vapid moron?!

    No, the opposite, mate.  I'm saying that seeking our vapid morons might work for equally vapid morons but that's not you.

    And take what King Tut and passingaround say with a grain of salt.  I'm betting they've never experienced 99% of the shit they talk about.
    Against the ruin of the world, there
    is only one defense: the creative act.

    -- Kenneth Rexroth
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #87 - January 22, 2012, 08:55 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 22, 2012, 08:51 PM
    The sort of girl who will dismiss you because of your looks (or what you see anyway) is the same sort of girl who loves the flash cars and flash money.

    I’ve lost count of the number of women who berate guys for ‘being shallow’ and only caring about looks, then turning down guys for not wearing the right kind of shoes or whatever… Huh?
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #88 - January 22, 2012, 08:55 PM
    Or go to lots of clubs, try talking to girls. Don't come off as desperate. Have standards and dignity. Be witty, confident and present yourself well. Different girls are different so don't expect the same reaction from every girl. If a girl doesnt seem to responding, move on. Basic, yeah?
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #89 - January 22, 2012, 08:56 PM
    Quote from: arX on January 22, 2012, 08:54 PM
    And take what King Tut and passingaround say with a grain of salt.  I'm betting they've never experienced 99% of the shit they talk about.


    Hey man, did you read the whole damn thread?
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