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 Topic: The Chat Thread

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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #180 - June 22, 2012, 01:10 AM
    When I was about three, we were in the supermarket and we had a black checkout lady, and I said to my mom, "Why to they call her black? She's not black, she's chocolate!" and the lady start laughing and laughing. Grin
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #181 - June 22, 2012, 01:12 AM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #182 - June 22, 2012, 01:39 AM
    Quote from: Da_Dude on June 22, 2012, 12:40 AM
    Cheesy

    Kid's say the funniest things. My daughter once told a man on a bus that he was too fat to sit on the seat, she was 3 at the time. I was sooooo embarrassed. She's also pointed at a person who was very little (a little person) and started shouting, "Adults can't be that short mummy! What's wrong with him?"  mysmilie_977 And another time when we were in a taxi and the taxi driver had really dark skin, she said to him, "You have black skin. Did you get burned by the sun?"

    Cheesy Cheesy Ahhahahahah so embarrassing!! LOL

    When I was younger my mum's friend came over, and she was expecting a child. So I went up to her and was like, "Are you gonna have a baby?" and she was all surprised that I knew and asked how. And I was like, "Cuz you're fat and when people get fat they get babies!" :/ But she laughed. Tongue
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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #183 - June 23, 2012, 03:19 AM
    [clubs making light of my large hands]

    23:17   clubs   i mean
    23:18   clubs   big would be ok
    23:18   clubs   they are beynd big
    23:18   Solara   >: (
    23:18   clubs   on the other hand
    23:18   clubs   some guys might like them
    23:18   Solara   imma use my giant hands to rip ur dick off
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #184 - June 23, 2012, 08:29 AM
    Solara imitating Prince

    09:27   Solara   I can totally do prince
    09:27   Solara   _-_
    09:27   Solara   i lost 60 pounds today
    09:27   Solara   forgot to close the atm
    09:27   Solara   now im broke again
    09:27   Solara   im gonna starve
    09:27   Solara   xD
    09:27   Solara   
    09:27   Cato           LMAO
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #185 - June 23, 2012, 08:30 AM
    Let's hope he never sees this... Terror couch
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #186 - June 23, 2012, 06:17 PM
    Okay this is from the Shoutbox, but I think it's hilarious. Tongue Asbie is so weird (no offence dude Tongue).



    Cheesy Cheesy

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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #187 - June 23, 2012, 06:18 PM
    It's so small, sorry :( I don't know how to make it bigger.
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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #188 - June 23, 2012, 08:37 PM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #189 - June 24, 2012, 04:17 AM
    -_-
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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #190 - June 24, 2012, 07:27 AM
    Quote from: Solara on June 23, 2012, 03:19 AM
    [clubs making light of my large hands]

    23:17   clubs   i mean
    23:18   clubs   big would be ok
    23:18   clubs   they are beynd big
    23:18   Solara   >: (
    23:18   clubs   on the other hand
    23:18   clubs   some guys might like them
    23:18   Solara   imma use my giant hands to rip ur dick off


     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #191 - June 25, 2012, 07:19 PM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #192 - June 25, 2012, 07:26 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #193 - June 25, 2012, 07:35 PM
    20:33      Godot is proud of his chat thread
    20:33   Godot   :')
    20:33   olweasel   god it's so fucking hot
    20:34   Godot   I wouldn't say the thread arouses me sexually
    20:34   zoooby   XDDDDDD
    20:34   Godot   but yeah, whatever does it for you
    20:34   olweasel   no
    20:34   olweasel   the weather
    Join us on chat. Click here.
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #194 - June 25, 2012, 09:12 PM
    *EDITED*
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #195 - June 26, 2012, 02:14 AM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #196 - June 26, 2012, 02:16 AM
    Cool
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #197 - June 29, 2012, 07:10 PM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #198 - June 29, 2012, 07:14 PM
    Quote from: Godot on June 29, 2012, 07:10 PM
    15:25:24: <Solara> I dont like those box cakes
    15:25:31: <Solara> betty crocker can kiss my ass

    I don't understand you, Sol. You don't like Betty Crocker, you don't like the icing on some store-bought cakes, and you've never had a homemade one! SO WHAT SLIM PERCENTAGE OF CAKES DO YOU LIKE?!?!?  mysmilie_977
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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #199 - June 29, 2012, 07:16 PM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #200 - June 29, 2012, 07:19 PM
    Ooh that's good!  Afro I approve!

    Sol make red velvet cake at home! It's not that hard.
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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #201 - June 29, 2012, 07:28 PM
    I like most store bought cakes. I don't like the cake in dearborn because they have oily frosting that has almost no flavour and makes your mouth feel slimey and makes you nauseous after half a slice.

    Betty Crocker cakes are okay, but compared to good cake they suck, not to mention the icing is poor quality.

    If you want good cake, go to a bakery. But even the walmart cakes are better than Betty Crocker. Tongue
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #202 - June 29, 2012, 07:30 PM
    Quote from: Solara on June 29, 2012, 07:28 PM
    Betty Crocker cakes are okay, but compared to good cake they suck, not to mention the icing is poor quality.

    If you want good cake, go to a bakery. But even the walmart cakes are better than Betty Crocker. Tongue


    *Grudgingly concedes*

    Tongue
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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #203 - June 29, 2012, 07:33 PM
    It costs $1.50 for god's sake. You can't expect it to be that good. Tongue
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #204 - June 29, 2012, 07:39 PM
    Cake costs a buck fifty in the US?!?! WTH!??!?!?!
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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #205 - June 29, 2012, 07:42 PM
    The cake mix does. But that's the cheap stuff.
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #206 - June 29, 2012, 07:43 PM
    :/ The cake mix in C. costs more like, $3.

    Bloody Americans! Angry
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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #207 - June 29, 2012, 07:46 PM
    You can get better mixes here too, and those cost more. That stuff is bottom of the barrel, bro.
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #208 - June 29, 2012, 07:48 PM
    "Let them eat cake" would be possible then, eh? Cheesy
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  • Re: The Chat Thread
     Reply #209 - June 29, 2012, 07:49 PM
    Yep.
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
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