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     Reply #3750 - August 16, 2016, 07:41 PM
    That's the impression I got when King Abdullah II or Queen Rania appeared on American TV. Maybe it was a facade.
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
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     Reply #3751 - August 16, 2016, 09:58 PM
    Jordanian society is traditional and very tribal. Even if the royal family is Westernized, they don't have the capacity to secularize the country. The bedouin tribes have a huge influence on politics. Consider the fact that when ISIS killed a Jordanian man (who was from an influential tribe), the king felt obligated to personally go and fight ISIS.
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     Reply #3752 - August 18, 2016, 11:11 AM
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     Reply #3753 - August 18, 2016, 11:48 AM
    Quote from: Absurdist on August 18, 2016, 11:11 AM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

    that is really good one where is the original tube Absurdist ...
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
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     Reply #3754 - August 18, 2016, 04:00 PM
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
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     Reply #3755 - August 18, 2016, 05:11 PM
    Perhaps this is how we were created....

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-37098317
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
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     Reply #3756 - August 19, 2016, 10:12 AM
    Quote from: olweasel on August 18, 2016, 04:00 PM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

    Not exactly surprising, to be honest. Rarely do games (especially ones billed as open-ended) live up to the hype.
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     Reply #3757 - August 21, 2016, 01:57 AM
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     Reply #3758 - August 21, 2016, 08:56 PM
    Grin Love it!
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     Reply #3759 - August 24, 2016, 12:48 AM
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     Reply #3760 - August 24, 2016, 12:59 AM
     Cheesy Cheesy
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     Reply #3761 - August 24, 2016, 01:01 AM
    What the actual fuck
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     Reply #3762 - August 24, 2016, 01:23 AM
    Fatwa Translation summary:

    Question: My 12 year old asked me a very strange question and I couldn't answer it. Is this question wrong or not? And what should I do in these kinds of situations. He asked me, "In jannah, is it possible to marry cartoon characters?"

    Answer: Fatwa number ... clarifies that whatever a person wishes for in jannah, he will get. As for wishing for something imaginary, if it's possible and there's nothing similar to it in the world,  then Allah will make it real,  like clouds that rain full breasted maidens, or similarly,  marrying a cartoon character because Allah can breath a soul into her.  [Of course, he assumes it'd have to be a her. Roll Eyes ]

    What is required is that a servant should ask his Lord for jannah, and not go into too much detail. Because if he gets to enter jannah he will get whatever he wants.

    And what you could do is guide your son  towards what is even better than that in jannah,  like  marrying hoor 3ein, because they are better than the cartoon characters he's imagining, and call his attention to the fact that he'll only get there through good deeds.


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     Reply #3763 - August 24, 2016, 01:43 AM
    Quote from: ibn Bilal on August 24, 2016, 01:23 AM
    [Of course, he assumes it'd have to be a her. Roll Eyes ]

    I think he treats cartoon characters as feminine because of the grammatical rule in Arabic that plural non-human things are treated the same way as singular feminine.
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     Reply #3764 - August 24, 2016, 02:41 AM
    Quote from: ibn Bilal on August 24, 2016, 01:23 AM
    Answer: Fatwa number ... clarifies that whatever a person wishes for in jannah, he will get. As for wishing for something imaginary, if it's possible and there's nothing similar to it in the world,  then Allah will make it real,  like clouds that rain full breasted maidens, or similarly,  marrying a cartoon character because Allah can breath a soul into her.  [Of course, he assumes it'd have to be a her. Roll Eyes ]
    (Clicky for piccy!)

    So ISIS could recruit people by promising them waifus in Jannah? wacko
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
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     Reply #3765 - August 24, 2016, 03:41 AM
    Yes olweasel. FSM help us all.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
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     Reply #3766 - August 24, 2016, 06:37 AM
    Quote from: Absurdist on August 24, 2016, 01:43 AM
    I think he treats cartoon characters as feminine because of the grammatical rule in Arabic that plural non-human things are treated the same way as singular feminine.


    Or of course the fact that women are not supposed to have sexual desires or it is not correct to call attention them.

    Quote from: ibn Bilal on August 24, 2016, 01:23 AM
    Fatwa Summary:

    Question: My 12 year old asked me a very strange question

     .

    Yeah sure...my 12 year old asked me.... Tongue
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
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     Reply #3767 - August 24, 2016, 12:31 PM
    Quote from: Absurdist on August 24, 2016, 01:43 AM
    I think he treats cartoon characters as feminine because of the grammatical rule in Arabic that plural non-human things are treated the same way as singular feminine.


    Yep, that's exactly why I put that there. I got there and realized I could have translated it as "it," then thought to myself, nope, of course this guy thinks it has to be a her. Grin
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     Reply #3768 - August 24, 2016, 12:44 PM
    Considering how the hoor are depicted in Islamic sources, I don't think scholars have any right to judge a 12 year old's anime waifu.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
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     Reply #3769 - August 24, 2016, 04:22 PM
    Quote from: Jedi on August 24, 2016, 06:37 AM
    Yeah sure...my 12 year old asked me.... Tongue

    Cheesy
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
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     Reply #3770 - August 29, 2016, 06:37 PM
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
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     Reply #3771 - August 30, 2016, 04:39 AM
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
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     Reply #3772 - August 30, 2016, 07:55 PM
     Afro
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     Reply #3773 - August 30, 2016, 10:51 PM
    ALL Sabbath Matters! Tongue Grin
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     Reply #3774 - August 31, 2016, 12:33 AM
    Ladies and asbie, this is Reddit.

    https://m.imgur.com/yFSX374?r


    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
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     Reply #3775 - August 31, 2016, 01:47 PM
    That's high level thinking right there. Can't argue with that. Grin
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
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     Reply #3776 - August 31, 2016, 02:22 PM
    A sexually frustrated antinatalist lol.
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
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     Reply #3777 - August 31, 2016, 07:31 PM
    Quote from: Qtian on August 31, 2016, 12:33 AM
    Ladies and asbie, this is Reddit.

    https://m.imgur.com/yFSX374?r





    Here's the solution...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU3jlBxWwpw
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
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     Reply #3778 - August 31, 2016, 07:37 PM
    Just because you can't see him doesn't mean that he's not there. Grin

    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
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     Reply #3779 - August 31, 2016, 09:11 PM
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