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  • Re: Best advice you've received
     Reply #30 - August 21, 2012, 08:35 PM

    "I don't have to be good because they think I'm going to be good" - Richard P Feynman.

    This line made me feel a million times better when I was in a very panicky and stressed out state of mind a couple of months or so back.

    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: Best advice you've received
     Reply #31 - August 21, 2012, 09:17 PM

    "Measure once, cut twice"

    fuck you
  • Re: Best advice you've received
     Reply #32 - August 21, 2012, 09:51 PM

    Boil rice for about 7 mins, then turn the heat off and let it sit in the water for 10 mins. Lovely fluffy rice.

    I need to try this.
  • Re: Best advice you've received
     Reply #33 - August 24, 2012, 01:22 AM

    fake it.
  • Re: Best advice you've received
     Reply #34 - August 24, 2012, 01:36 AM

    fake it.


    Damn.. THAT IS THE BEST ADVICE FOR ALL SITUATIONS.. through out  life..


    fake it....fake it....fake it....fake it....


    it works well even  in Mosque prayers..   Cheesy

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: Best advice you've received
     Reply #35 - August 24, 2012, 06:09 AM

    "Measure once, cut twice"



    This would be terrible advice for a circumcision doctor.   

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Best advice you've received
     Reply #36 - August 24, 2012, 07:43 AM

    Give a girl at least one orgasm before beginning penetrative sex.

    I cant actually feel much during sex if I orgasm before it.

    Yeah... I'm awkward...
  • Re: Best advice you've received
     Reply #37 - August 24, 2012, 03:35 PM

    Afro

    Reminds me of Hanlon's razor:

    "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." - Robert J. Hanlon


    This one is good. Thanks Godot. I'm sorry I knew the principle but have heard it stated so well in just a sentence.




    If at first you succeed...try something harder.

    Failing isn't falling down. Failing is not getting back up again.
  • Re: Best advice you've received
     Reply #38 - August 24, 2012, 05:33 PM

    "Scratch a cynic and you'll find a disappointed idealist" - George Carlin
  • Re: Best advice you've received
     Reply #39 - August 25, 2012, 01:51 AM

    That I learned when I was 7 year old boy...  Tongue 

    Now you’re a 23 year old woman? Tongue
  • Re: Best advice you've received
     Reply #40 - August 25, 2012, 03:42 PM

    My beautiful wife gave me this advice when I was 19. I wanted a job I wasn't even remotely qualified to do and had to compete against about 600 other people to get the position.

    "Don't be scared to try something in case you fail, not trying only guarantees failure."

    I got the job.


    I don't come here any more due to unfair moderation.
    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=30785
  • Re: Best advice you've received
     Reply #41 - August 25, 2012, 04:45 PM

    .
  • Re: Best advice you've received
     Reply #42 - August 27, 2012, 12:10 AM

    One of the best advise I ever heard was from my Dad when I was a very little girl,

    "Failing isn't falling down. Failing is when you don't get back up again."

    I've since learn that it is really a very ancient saying.

    If at first you succeed...try something harder.

    Failing isn't falling down. Failing is not getting back up again.
  • Re: Best advice you've received
     Reply #43 - August 27, 2012, 12:28 AM

    ^ with reference to not getting back up again:

    Lying there and staring at the ceiling
    Waiting for a sleepy feeling…

    Please, don’t spoil my day, I’m miles away
    And after all I’m only sleeping.
  • Re: Best advice you've received
     Reply #44 - August 27, 2012, 12:57 AM

    ^ with reference to not getting back up again:

    Lying there and staring at the ceiling
    Waiting for a sleepy feeling…

    Please, don’t spoil my day, I’m miles away
    And after all I’m only sleeping.



    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Best advice you've received
     Reply #45 - August 27, 2012, 01:08 AM

    ^ Yeah yeah yeah! Afro
  • Re: Best advice you've received
     Reply #46 - August 27, 2012, 01:26 AM

    ^ with reference to not getting back up again:
    Lying there and staring at the ceiling
    Waiting for a sleepy feeling…
    Please, don’t spoil my day, I’m miles away
    And after all I’m only sleeping.


    Just one or maybe two question.......

    Did you fall down to get in that position?

    Or did you lay down on purpose ?

    If you laid down on purpose by all means stay there sleep is good in that case. If you fell down and you can't get up try not to fall a sleep contract emergency services before it's to late.





    If at first you succeed...try something harder.

    Failing isn't falling down. Failing is not getting back up again.
  • Re: Best advice you've received
     Reply #47 - November 03, 2012, 12:33 AM

  • Re: Best advice you've received
     Reply #48 - November 03, 2012, 12:34 AM

    water and electricity don't mix  yes
  • Re: Best advice you've received
     Reply #49 - November 03, 2012, 12:37 AM

  • Re: Best advice you've received
     Reply #50 - November 03, 2012, 12:37 AM

    pepe this one is for you

  • Re: Best advice you've received
     Reply #51 - November 03, 2012, 12:38 AM

  • Re: Best advice you've received
     Reply #52 - November 03, 2012, 12:40 AM



     Grin

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Best advice you've received
     Reply #53 - November 03, 2012, 12:41 AM


    That one is silly. Bananas don't have eyes. Tongue

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Best advice you've received
     Reply #54 - November 03, 2012, 12:46 AM

     Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: Best advice you've received
     Reply #55 - November 03, 2012, 01:14 AM


     This should be posted in every public space in a big, beautiful font so everyone can see. <3

    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: Best advice you've received
     Reply #56 - November 03, 2012, 01:43 AM



    Nice Afro

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Best advice you've received
     Reply #57 - February 23, 2013, 03:05 AM

    regarding people being different of faiths and practices that ull see debates from time to time which causes u to be uncomfortable and unsure. simply thing is.

    embrace urself to the iron bar strongly fitted into ground while twister roaming around and pass u.

    that mean you stand by ur faith, whatever it is, ur lifestyle, whatever it is, your knowledge, whatever it is etc and you dont let what others says bother u or the likes cos u trust that ur good cos ur with ur knowledge of whatever it is. that way ull feel less confused and fakeness and guilty etc. basically bad emotionals.
  • Best advice you've received
     Reply #58 - May 03, 2014, 01:35 AM

    Time will heal the scar.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Best advice you've received
     Reply #59 - May 03, 2014, 02:37 AM

    This is hard. All I remember is the bad advice I listened to that caused me problems later.

    Don't let Hitler have the street.
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