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  • I've Written a Novel...
     OP - June 30, 2012, 11:24 AM

    Bread of Wood by David Parry, out now on Kindle:
    http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B008FWBYEQ
    http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008FWBYEQ

    Price £1.98 or $3.

    It’s short, simply written and, I hope, unpretentious – with just enough sex, bombs and palm trees to keep tedium at bay. You’ll get through it on a plane journey or an afternoon by the pool.



    It should look fine on the free iPad Kindle app too.
  • Re: I've Written a Novel...
     Reply #1 - June 30, 2012, 11:30 AM

    Hah! I love the description, I'll give it a go when I have time.

    I used to be powerful, then I started blogging.
  • Re: I've Written a Novel...
     Reply #2 - June 30, 2012, 11:36 AM


    First of all congratulations.

    Secondly, is it difficult to format a book and get it all together and up on Amazon?



    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: I've Written a Novel...
     Reply #3 - June 30, 2012, 11:44 AM

    It's fantastically difficult...

    ...if you're an idiot like me.

    Amazon's conversion software is rubbish, so I ended up stripping out all my formatting in Notepad, learning the rudiments of HTML and hand-coding it myself.

    It was a nightmare, but well worth the effort.
  • Re: I've Written a Novel...
     Reply #4 - June 30, 2012, 11:46 AM

    Hah! I love the description, I'll give it a go when I have time.

    Thanks. And if you ever get time, I'd be very interested to hear what you think.

    No punches pulled of course.
  • Re: I've Written a Novel...
     Reply #5 - June 30, 2012, 12:00 PM

    It's fantastically difficult...

    ...if you're an idiot like me.

    Amazon's conversion software is rubbish, so I ended up stripping out all my formatting in Notepad, learning the rudiments of HTML and hand-coding it myself.

    It was a nightmare, but well worth the effort.


    What are the costs?

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: I've Written a Novel...
     Reply #6 - June 30, 2012, 12:02 PM

    £0.0.


    Go on. Give it a go. You know you want to.
  • Re: I've Written a Novel...
     Reply #7 - June 30, 2012, 12:07 PM


    Not for me, I've got something else in mind.


    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: I've Written a Novel...
     Reply #8 - June 30, 2012, 04:41 PM

    that is awesome!!!
    congratulations!! far away hug


  • Re: I've Written a Novel...
     Reply #9 - June 30, 2012, 04:43 PM

    You have to tell us if you become a millionaire.
  • Re: I've Written a Novel...
     Reply #10 - June 30, 2012, 05:34 PM

    *puts on overly formal voice*

    This is David's agent and he'd like to say that, whilst it has been great getting to know you all, he's moved on to bigger things and may be unable to keep up his usual forum postings, but if any of you have any questions or comments, I'll be happy to bring them to him.

    I used to be powerful, then I started blogging.
  • Re: I've Written a Novel...
     Reply #11 - July 01, 2012, 01:30 AM

    CONGRATS!!!!! That's so cool!!!!!!! Smiley Smiley

    My dad doesn't let me shop on Amazon :/ but I would have bought it!!! The blurb thing is very random. I think there's a British dude on an island.

    Where'd you get your inspiration from? Was it hard? How long did it take you?

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: I've Written a Novel...
     Reply #12 - July 01, 2012, 01:32 AM


    It’s short, simply written and, I hope, unpretentious – with just enough sex, bombs and palm trees to keep tedium at bay. You’ll get through it on a plane journey or an afternoon by the pool.


    I read something like that in a Cosmo review on the back of a chick romance. It was called "Air Kisses". (Don't buy that book, it was lame, buy David's instead people!!!)

    Is that the sort of audience you're going for? (Cosmo readers, I mean...)

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: I've Written a Novel...
     Reply #13 - July 01, 2012, 01:43 AM

    Is that the sort of audience you're going for? (Cosmo readers, I mean...)

    Cosmo readers are more than welcome.

    Literate people too.
  • Re: I've Written a Novel...
     Reply #14 - July 01, 2012, 01:58 AM

    I meant, is it like a chick romance novel? Cuz those are fun to read on lazy days.

    Sorry I wasn't being very clear. :/

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: I've Written a Novel...
     Reply #15 - July 01, 2012, 08:08 AM

    That's fantastic, David. Congratulations Smiley

    I don't have a credit card, nor a kindle, so I won't be able to read it for now. But someday, hopefully!

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: I've Written a Novel...
     Reply #16 - July 01, 2012, 08:53 AM

    Congratulations man Smiley

  • Re: I've Written a Novel...
     Reply #17 - July 02, 2012, 01:11 PM

    I meant, is it like a chick romance novel? Cuz those are fun to read on lazy days.

    It's not chick romance, alas, Chirpy Chirpy Chepea. It labours under the delusion that it's literature, albeit of a fairly accessible kind.

    And thanks, Naerys and Sturm, for your good wishes, but hold the congratulations. It might be rubbish for all you know.


    (There are free Kindle apps for PC, Mac and iPad incidentally. Still doesn't solve the credit card problem, I know.)
  • I've Written a Novel...
     Reply #18 - April 25, 2013, 03:59 PM

    Long overdue review mate. And I apologise for the lack of detail and quotes in this. I actually read this a few months back, and now have a new phone which has failed to sync all of my kindle books, so yours has disappeared :(

    Yeah, I enjoyed the book. Damn good price to start with, so there’s no excuse for more ppl not to give our wonderful honorary member a chance and some support by buying the book. You get the reader into the mindset of the main character, and into the mindset and lifestyles of the ex-pat community on a small island, fairly early on. Once there, it is so easy to get lost in that world. And that’s an impressive feat, considering I for one have never experienced that type of sunny, enclosed and isolated world.

    There are fantastic observations and beautifully written snippets throughout the book. I can sense that these observations and witticisms are a collection of some of the lessons you have learnt in your journey in life, and it is good that you have managed to find such an enjoyable outlet for sharing those with others. Some of your lines and passages stick with the reader, makes him/her think, re-read, smile, learn and absorb. I particularly enjoyed some of your sharper one-liners, such as ‘He and I got on uncomfortably well; neither of us could work out if I wanted to screw his wife…’ {forgive the misquote mate}

    There’s fantastic, patient character development throughout, particularly of the main guys involved. Because of this, you feel empathy when it needs to be felt, pity when it is needed, and detachment when it is called for. You also help instill into the reader some of the callousness and lack of sympathy that the main character feels for some of those around him. I don't think it easy to get readers lost within the attitudes and behaviors of someone who is perhaps different from themselves, but you manage that no problems. 

    The walls close in on the main character in classic style. You feel for him. You can see it coming. But you accept it’s inevitability, almost as much as he does himself. The one thing I would have preferred you to do differently is to perhaps stretch out this final phase, where his thoughtless actions catch up with him, and to even maybe find a way for him to escape, or at least prolong his comeuppance? But I’m a sucker for a happy ending. And you are much more stylish, level-headed and grounded in reality than I am, so the book ends as beautifully and as poetically as it started.

    If the follow-up is ready, be a dear and post the link for it?


    Hi
  • I've Written a Novel...
     Reply #19 - April 25, 2013, 05:29 PM

    I had no idea. An overdue congrats from me David Afro I don't have a credit card so I can't buy it. So a British dude on an island. Is it based on you by any chance?
  • I've Written a Novel...
     Reply #20 - April 25, 2013, 07:34 PM

    Congrats!   dance
    Put it on my wishlist.  Don't have a Kindle though.  Prefer paper (I love the smell of new books and the feel of the pages between my fingers!).

    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    The sleeper has awakened -  Dune

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
  • I've Written a Novel...
     Reply #21 - April 25, 2013, 10:00 PM

    wow how did I not see this?
    A long overdue congrats to you!  Afro
    I've put it on my wishlist and will get around to reading it at some point this year.

  • I've Written a Novel...
     Reply #22 - April 25, 2013, 11:10 PM

    Thank you very much, Musivore, for reading it and taking the time to think about it. I appreciate it more than you can imagine.

    Alethia, like most novels it's about 50% me. The next one (far frrom finished) is about a black Nicaraguan on an island. The 'me' percentage will be about the same.
  • I've Written a Novel...
     Reply #23 - August 14, 2015, 10:45 PM

    Can you download it without a kindle? If I bought it could I read it as a pdf?

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • I've Written a Novel...
     Reply #24 - August 15, 2015, 09:29 AM

    There are free Kindle apps for PC and Mac. You can read it on your computer.

    If you're brave or foolhardy enough.
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