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  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #270 - July 18, 2013, 04:04 AM
    Bacon butties, love it! Bit of brown sauce a cup of tea  dance
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #271 - July 24, 2013, 04:48 PM
    satan has clearly latched onto you,

    you're going to burn in hell,

    it's because you eat haram so you've become haram,

    it's because you don't pray or fast, that's why you've become like this

    you'll regret it when you're older,

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    hilarious thread btw Cheesy
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #272 - July 24, 2013, 05:15 PM
    When I offer a debate on Islam, my father always tells me this:

    "We'll debate when you get treated". Get treated? Seriously? So I'm the delusional one. You know, sometimes I don't know whether to laugh or cry. It's like they're all under hypnosis or something.

    no
    "The future is bright; only we can get there faster"
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #273 - July 30, 2013, 12:18 AM
    As a response to any life problems, such as lack of money, no job, no friends, family problems and general unhappiness;

    "It's because you don't have salah in your life."
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #274 - July 30, 2013, 02:28 AM
    Muslim: You should open your heart and clear your head.. Then you can see the truth.

    Me: er.. excuse me.. i think that is my line...
    When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called a Religion.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #275 - August 06, 2013, 11:45 PM
    ~ You are probably all Jews/Christians/Hindus/Satanists etc. etc.


    ahahha this is a good one.. happens so many times
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #276 - August 07, 2013, 12:38 AM
    When a young child cries inconsolably for any length of time, forget teething, tiredness or hunger and skip straight away to ...."IT MUST BE JINN".
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #277 - August 08, 2013, 08:12 AM
    This was hilarious xD.
    My brother and I were talking (He does not know I do not believe, but he suspects me).
    I told him "I think the concept of heaven and hell are not a reason for anyone to believe. They are just a carrot and stick held up by god." I added right after saying this "If I go to jennah, then I will ask god not to exist any longer, for I've live decades. I will become bored with the second life if it is everlasting joy." He flipped out and he's like "YOU ATHEIS... JEW!". I start laughing and tell him are Jews worse then atheists xD.
    Maybe I should come out to my family. I couldn't be worse then a Jew I guess xD.
    Tell people that there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you.

    Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.
    - George Carlin
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #278 - August 08, 2013, 08:19 AM
    Unless you're talking in a cultural sense, can an atheist be a jew? In fact even in a cultural sense.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #279 - August 08, 2013, 08:47 AM
    @quod
    Yeah I know you can technically be both because a lot of people who have Jewish ancestry claim it but are not Jewish in anyway. I just kind of find it comical that he was trying to find an insult so he went with Jew. What he also defines as Jew is people that are of scripture. Which are a rare amount of people.
    Tell people that there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you.

    Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.
    - George Carlin
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #280 - August 08, 2013, 10:30 AM
    I know there's a cultural thing but I always defined jews as being believers and followers of the religion.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #281 - August 10, 2013, 12:23 AM
    Quote from: Cato on July 04, 2012, 06:03 AM
    I get that a lot many times. Grin


    Me too, especially that I studied in England for years, they say i become WESTERNiZE...
    Write for yourself
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #282 - August 11, 2013, 03:38 AM
    "You are ignorant"

    "You have become brainwashed! Here, give me your email address, I'll send you a link of a sheikh who answers all these questions for you!"

    "MCDONALD'S IS HARAAM! THEY MAKE THEIR ICECREAM WITH PORK FAT!!!!11"
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #283 - August 11, 2013, 03:41 AM
    Also one I see so often is - "Pray for Syria! *insert link to horrific killing of a week year old baby*"

    Honestly, they don't understand that you can't say shit about it when you're only looking at things one-sided.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #284 - August 11, 2013, 11:48 AM
    I don't think I'm quite an ex-Muslim but shit Muslims say to floaters with doubt.

    "Listen to Mufti Menk he has a nicer version"

    "Life isn't about happiness"

    "Your logic is fallible you can't trust your own knowledge you don't know enough, follow *insert name of scholar" this other fallible person cos he has more knowledge about the infallible than you do and follow everything he says cos Astagfirullah you can't disagree with a scholar, but hey Allah said don't follow blindly."

    "Sis you need to get married it will solve all your doubts, trap yourself and breed some kids"

    Ok the last two might be a little paraphrased Smiley
    "Make anyone believe their own knowledge and logic is insufficient and you'll have a puppet susceptible to manipulation."
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #285 - August 12, 2013, 12:35 AM
    -are you working for the jews?
    - dont you see how beautiful are the girl with hijab? Do you want to become a prostitute?
    -sooner or later you will have to face allah
     Cheesy Cheesy

    Btw i love this forum, cant live without it   Smiley
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #286 - August 12, 2013, 01:37 AM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on August 08, 2013, 08:19 AM
    Unless you're talking in a cultural sense, can an atheist be a jew? In fact even in a cultural sense.


    Most definitely. I know many people in the offline world who define themselves as both Jews and atheists. If your mother's vagina was Jewish you're Jewish regardless of what you believe.
    fuck you
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #287 - August 12, 2013, 05:21 AM
    I'm an agnostic Jew. Born to a full blooded German Jewish mother and lapsed Catholic father. Although I don't practice nor believe much of what Judaism teaches I still consider myself Jewish in a cultural and hereditary way. You cannot ignore it when your grandparents are German holocaust survivors.

    Quote
    "YOU ATHEIS... JEW!"


    That would be so funny of it weren't so sad.
    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    The sleeper has awakened -  Dune

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #288 - August 12, 2013, 05:26 AM
    Quote from: tzm2301 on August 11, 2013, 03:38 AM

    "MCDONALD'S IS HARAAM! THEY MAKE THEIR ICECREAM WITH PORK FAT!!!!11"


    Ugh!  My youngest sister-in-law had a boycott list that could stretch from England to Israel. I got so sick of hearing how everything I loved to eat was haram because it either contained animal rennet or one of those dreaded e-numbers or was either made in Israel or made by a company which supports Israel. I just gave up and would sneak off to McDonalds or Burger King whenever I was out by myself.
    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    The sleeper has awakened -  Dune

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #289 - August 17, 2013, 09:09 PM
    'Hey you, ex-Muslim, wait...wait...WAIT...ok, see...I was on this new website...and guess what...they've found this new miracle in the Qur'an....this information was definitely not known by any civillisation and there is no earthly explanation for its inclusion in the Qur'an...now will you come back in the fold of Islam my dear, beloved brother?'

    'Er....................................no.'

    'Burn in hell kafir kutta haramzada!!!!!!'
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #290 - August 21, 2013, 01:58 AM
    Quote from: Colonel Q-Daffi on August 12, 2013, 01:37 AM
    If your mother's vagina was Jewish you're Jewish regardless of what you believe.

    I'm a definite proof that it's not the case. I don't freaking care what stupid idiotic religious rules says, I'm not Jewish, neither in a religious nor in a cultural sense. And I don't care what nationality laws say, I'm not Swiss either. Anyone pretending otherwise is a deluded fool.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #291 - August 21, 2013, 02:20 AM
    You're not an Alabamaian are you?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #292 - August 21, 2013, 02:30 AM
    Alabama ? Never ever been there, why ?
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #293 - August 21, 2013, 02:40 AM
    It was a joke, from what you said I got the impression you wished to define yourself how you choose. Tongue in cheek mocking people from Alabama, don't actually mean it.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #294 - August 23, 2013, 04:19 AM
    Quote from: Nour on August 12, 2013, 05:21 AM
    I'm an agnostic Jew. Born to a full blooded German Jewish mother and lapsed Catholic father. Although I don't practice nor believe much of what Judaism teaches I still consider myself Jewish in a cultural and hereditary way. You cannot ignore it when your grandparents are German holocaust survivors.


    Yeah I understand that a lot of jews are jews just by name they don't do anything practice wise. The person I'm referring to thinks to be a Jew you must be practicing. He also believes that "Jews have knowledge but don't practice...". He refers to either two things, either that they are just by name as in the first example, or that they "know islam is true but hide it anyway". It's kinda like the term Munafiq (hypocrite), wherein they think they walk around knowing everything is true but just try to deviate people when they are not around "true muslims". I live in a bigoted family, I might love them but they all are just set in there ways
    Tell people that there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you.

    Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.
    - George Carlin
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #295 - August 23, 2013, 04:40 PM
    Quote from: Nour on August 12, 2013, 05:21 AM
    I'm an agnostic Jew. Born to a full blooded German Jewish mother and lapsed Catholic father. Although I don't practice nor believe much of what Judaism teaches I still consider myself Jewish in a cultural and hereditary way. You cannot ignore it when your grandparents are German holocaust survivors.


    Erm… I’ve NEVER heard a muslim say anything like this to an ex–…
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #296 - October 21, 2013, 03:47 PM
    The thing that people keep hammering me with is, " But you were so pure and decent and now all of that goodness is going to waste because you have left Islam."

    Or my absolute favourite, "Mate you just need to get married and you'll forget all about this atheism nonsense."

  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #297 - October 21, 2013, 04:01 PM
    Quote from: GhebNamsey on October 21, 2013, 03:47 PM
    The thing that people keep hammering me with is, " But you were so pure and decent and now all of that goodness is going to waste because you have left Islam."

    Or my absolute favourite, "Mate you just need to get married and you'll forget all about this atheism nonsense."




    I'm only 16, but people do keep hammering me with the last one too. Or maybe it's because I'm 16. I don't present myself as an outright atheist, but I do voice my doubts sometimes. I think I'll stop just for the sake of avoiding hearing this.
    'My principal sin is doubt. I doubt everything, and am in doubt most of the time,' Levin said.
    ― Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #298 - October 21, 2013, 04:39 PM
    It’s because most people’s solution to a lot of problems is “Get laid”, and that is the muslim equivalent of it. And, from experience, getting laid is indeed a decent solution to quite a few problems.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #299 - October 21, 2013, 04:48 PM
    "It’s because most people’s solution to a lot of problems is “Get laid”, and that is the muslim equivalent of it. And, from experience, getting laid is indeed a decent solution to quite a few problems."

    If only my problems were that easy to fix  Cry
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