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  • Wish it was on YouTube!
     OP - August 14, 2012, 10:11 PM

    Crap, the title is going to attract yeezevee like busy bee. No videos (from yzv, resist the temptation lol) because this is about stuff you wish were on YouTube, stuff that you have seen or done and wish you had a recorded version.

    I bring it up. because for iftari today, we went to my sister's home and afterwards my nephew and bro in law, bil and myself played this new game, to me anyway, kerbsies.

    Basically you throw a football across the street, to aim for the bit of kerbsies will not just change its trajectory, but bring the ball scuttling back to your side of the street.

    Both of them have a go, bil hits the kerb but not 100 per cent, nephew after a few goes, says watch, turns facing away from the kerb, (he is a cool, sporty kid mind you) throws it overhead, Lo and behold a perfect kerbsy.

    My own, off the top of my head, apart from a few seven ball clearances at pool would be the time as a teenager, I threw a coke can forwards into a bin, whilst walking, the can hit the post, landed and rolled across the pavement to fall of the kerb, just in time for me to get my foot under it and flick it...into the bin.

    I've said some sorta sporty ones, I am sure other people must have sporty-non sporty ones? You wish it were on YouTube, or recorded at least.

    ETA - have to tell you guys about what happened a few days ago, wish it were on YouTube too.

    Busy road, rear-end shunt, the car, small car,  in front - 60 yo Muslim Pakistani guy, tall, smart shalwar kameez, grey beard, topi, can speak English. The car behind, small car, it was a 25 - 29 woman, (v hot day) with, smart also, hotpants, shapely legs, slim enough with a top struggling to keep her in.

    The word juxtaposition came to mind, I don't really know what it means.


    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Re: Wish it was on YouTube!
     Reply #1 - August 14, 2012, 10:17 PM

    i was trying earlier today to find usain bolts 100m win with jamaican tv commentary. they aired it on the bbc show - i loved it when he went 'and bolt turns on the big engine'. quality stuff

    couldn't find it though  Cry

    ''we are morally and philisophically in the best position to win the league'' - Arsene Wenger
  • Re: Wish it was on YouTube!
     Reply #2 - August 15, 2012, 12:05 PM

     dance dance dance

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/olympics/19140939


    good old beeb  grin12

    ''we are morally and philisophically in the best position to win the league'' - Arsene Wenger
  • Re: Wish it was on YouTube!
     Reply #3 - August 15, 2012, 02:58 PM

    ........attract yeezevee..........



    ...... top of my head, .....


     Hmmm., You made a video of top of your head??  Where ..where??

    I didn't know you had/have a head  devil.,

    I am under the impression  that devils are invisible and invincible.. damn.. I am wrong.. 

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
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