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Topic: Tory MP Crashes into Poundland and a Portaloo

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- Ishina
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Tory MP Crashes into Poundland and a Portaloo
OP - September 11, 2012, 12:15 PM

For shits and giggles:

Crash MP hits cars, van, shop...and loo

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A TORY MP lost control of his car and demolished a portable loo, hit a Poundland shop and crashed into parked vehicles yesterday.

Sir Tony Baldry’s black Mercedes first veered through a car park, taking out the toilet, before going over a 3ft drop on to a busy road.

There it crashed into the Poundland wall, bounced off a parked van and hit three stationary cars.

Plastered with blue toilet paper from the loo it finally crunched to a halt against a concrete pillar.

The North Oxfordshire MP last night said he had opened his door to retrieve a dropped parking ticket when his automatic car “shot off”.

He said: “It was a very scary incident for everyone concerned — including myself.

Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
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Re: Tory MP Crashes into Poundland and a Portaloo
Reply #1 - September 11, 2012, 12:17 PM

I call Big Society promotional stunt. Even the bogroll was on-message.

Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
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Re: Tory MP Crashes into Poundland and a Portaloo
Reply #2 - September 11, 2012, 01:19 PM

Quote from: Ishina on September 11, 2012, 12:15 PM
For shits and giggles:

Crash MP hits cars, van, shop...and loo

(Clicky for piccy!)

Aaaargh! No! No! Oh Dear, I can't resist any longer....... Another MP in the Sh*t! Ahhh! that's better.
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