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How the hell do you not notice that your pregnant until you give birth.
I mean not getting her period, vomiting and oh i dunno... HER BELLY EXPANDING
I smell a troll.....
I know of 2 incidents in my circle of acquaintances, both of whom had irregular menstruations, often skipping 1 – 2 months or more.
One was a 17 years old cousin of a friend of mine. She only went up one size in blue jeans. When one day she had severe stomach pains her mother called the doctor. He examined the daughter while the hand wringing mother in the background asked what was wrong with her little girl. She is in labour, he replied, which caused the mother to drop to the floor in a dead faint and then he had to attend to her.
The other one was a 39 years old married mother of 3,neighbor of a friend of mine, who admittedly even when not pregnant was a tad pear shaped. During her pregnancy she had been to the doctor because of stomach trouble. He diagnosed an irritation of the intestines and prescribed some medication for it. When she started having pains, her 19 years old daughter called an ambulance. On arrival at the hospital she was asked what was wrong, to which she replied that it was as if she had labour pains, but that couldn´t be. The hospital made preparation for a miscarriage, but the eventual result was a full term baby boy.
After work the husband hurried to the hospital where the staff greeted him with a congratulation it is a boy. He got somewhat annoyed and told them to get out of there. In the hospital room he found his wife with the baby in her arms, trying to mobilize motherly feelings for this surprise addition to the family.