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  • Women driver
     OP - November 15, 2012, 10:56 PM
    when women drives it attracts attention of men. and they get accidents.
    driving while drinking is illeagal. because it gets accidents.
  • Re: Women driver
     Reply #1 - November 15, 2012, 10:56 PM
    Oh hello, it's you again  Tongue
  • Re: Women driver
     Reply #2 - November 15, 2012, 10:58 PM
    Quote from: sakina on November 15, 2012, 10:56 PM
    when women drives it attracts attention of men. and they get accidents.
    driving while drinking is illeagal. because it gets accidents.


    sakina, you are so right. don't you think all women should be killed everywhere? I mean, no matter what they do, women always attract men's attentions! And poor, helpless men, they can't do anything because of their dicks that get hard at the sight or even the slightest hint of a woman around! I have to think about where this argument is going, sakina. Either all women must be killed right away, or all men's dicks must be cut off right away. THERE IS NO OTHER SOLUTION, SAKINA.
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  • Re: Women driver
     Reply #3 - November 15, 2012, 10:59 PM
    Quote from: sakina on November 15, 2012, 10:56 PM
    when women drives it attracts attention of men. and they get accidents.
    driving while drinking is illeagal. because it gets accidents.

    You make an awesome amount of sense. victory
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  • Re: Women driver
     Reply #4 - November 15, 2012, 10:59 PM
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: Women driver
     Reply #5 - November 15, 2012, 11:01 PM
    Also, sakina, as a woman you are not allowed to start new threads here. You may make one of our male members' members get an erection and then where will your imaan be, huh?

    Anyway, from now on, you can only post in the threads you've already started in random places that I have moved around for you.
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  • Re: Women driver
     Reply #6 - November 15, 2012, 11:01 PM
    Also, why is this drivel in the Philosophistry board? Could it be an existential act on Sakina's part, inspired by the forum's deplorable lack of a dedicated Mindless Fucking Drivel board?

    ETA: Allat, you moved it! You are not allowed to drive threads! Tongue
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  • Re: Women driver
     Reply #7 - November 15, 2012, 11:03 PM
    I've moved it to the Women in Islam board, os. Y'know the place where muslim visitors go to find masturbation material. Y'know what men look like when they masturbate, right, sakina? Imagine how many men you are helping masturbate, just by your presence on the internet, on this planet! Can you stand it!
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Women driver
     Reply #8 - November 15, 2012, 11:04 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on November 15, 2012, 11:01 PM
    ETA: Allat, you moved it! You are not allowed to drive threads! Tongue


    Yes but I am happily hellbound where I can be around horny, drunk pansexual men and women all the time! dance
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  • Re: Women driver
     Reply #9 - November 15, 2012, 11:06 PM
    You'll cause horrific accidents on the information superhighway. parrot
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  • Re: Women driver
     Reply #10 - November 15, 2012, 11:14 PM
    Quote from: Ishina on November 15, 2012, 10:59 PM
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  • Re: Women driver
     Reply #11 - November 16, 2012, 12:00 AM
    Is this a women driver??

  • Re: Women driver
     Reply #12 - November 16, 2012, 12:01 AM
    Quote from: sakina on November 15, 2012, 10:56 PM
    when women drives it attracts attention of men. and they get accidents.
    driving while drinking is illeagal. because it gets accidents.


    But, if these men you're on about have such a short attention span, why the hell are they being allowed to drive?
  • Re: Women driver
     Reply #13 - November 16, 2012, 12:01 AM
    Stranger than fiction................
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  • Re: Women driver
     Reply #14 - November 16, 2012, 12:49 AM


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  • Re: Women driver
     Reply #15 - November 16, 2012, 02:02 AM
    Quote from: sakina on November 15, 2012, 10:56 PM
    when women drives it attracts attention of men. and they get accidents.
    driving while drinking is illeagal. because it gets accidents.


    She cant be real. This has to be someone just taking the piss.
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  • Re: Women driver
     Reply #16 - November 16, 2012, 02:06 AM
    Could be, but could be just some Muslim innit girl with a phone. I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt anyway.
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  • Re: Women driver
     Reply #17 - November 16, 2012, 03:45 AM
    Haha;this must be a pisstake. If men are distracted so easily and are such horny little buggers maybe they shouldn't be allowed to drive? That'd be fair, no? Punishing the men for their inability to concentrate rather than curtailing the women because of the men.
  • Re: Women driver
     Reply #18 - November 16, 2012, 03:50 AM
    Quote from: sakina on November 15, 2012, 10:56 PM
    when women drives it attracts attention of men. and they get accidents.
    driving while drinking is illeagal. because it gets accidents.


    Sakina no man gets distracted by women drivers... we just get distracted by the hot ones walking while we are driving lol. Women should be banned from walking not driving! Wink
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  • Re: Women driver
     Reply #19 - November 16, 2012, 04:10 AM
    Yeah. I actually had an accident one time because I noticed this woman with a really nice arse walking down the street. Cost me a couple of grand.

    Moral of the story: only ogle women's butts when you aint driving in traffic.  parrot
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  • Re: Women driver
     Reply #20 - November 16, 2012, 04:27 AM
    I get distracted by road signs. I don't think we should allow those things on the road. Do you know how many people in the world DIE everyday because someone or another was busy looking at a road sign? 91,369. Everyday. I say we get rid of those things from the roads.
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Women driver
     Reply #21 - November 16, 2012, 04:29 AM
    Just make everyone wear blindfolds when driving. That will solve all of these problems at once. yes
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  • Re: Women driver
     Reply #22 - November 16, 2012, 08:28 AM
    Surely then....men should be banned from driving?

    Those dangerous men, always crashing cars because they're looking at women and speeding to try to get to salah on time. I'm going to start a campaign.

    NO MORE MALE DRIVERS

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  • Re: Women driver
     Reply #23 - November 16, 2012, 08:36 AM
    Seriously if you're wondering why people don't take your posts seriously, it's because you don't make any real substantial arguments with evidence, you just post one or two baseless assertions and then run off and start a new topic, this is very poor etiquette.

    It's not because you're a muslim, it's because you are trolling.

    This forum deserves a better class of troll-anyone remember Kope? Even Bahiraomar with her great wall of texts, that was entertaining.
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