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Topic: Only 15 days left...

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Only 15 days left...
OP - December 05, 2012, 11:08 PM

Are you ready for the end of the world?

Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #1 - December 05, 2012, 11:09 PM

fuck yes bring it on.

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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #2 - December 05, 2012, 11:16 PM

What are you going to be doing in the final hour Ishina?

"we can smell traitors and country haters"

Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
God is Love.
Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #3 - December 05, 2012, 11:22 PM

Meh. Seen one planet-destroying apocalypse, seen them all.

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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #4 - December 05, 2012, 11:28 PM

Quote from: billy on December 05, 2012, 11:16 PM
What are you going to be doing in the final hour Ishina?

I'm gonna sit on the edge of the highest tower block, smoke a fat joint, down a bottle of Jack, and listen to some Doors

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b26BD5KjH0

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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #5 - December 05, 2012, 11:30 PM

I'd spend it on CEMB

"we can smell traitors and country haters"

Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
God is Love.
Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #6 - December 05, 2012, 11:38 PM

I'd probably smoke my left-over haschich with my boyfriend in a park until death comes!

Religious people are so ignorant that they are ignorant of their own ignorance.
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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #7 - December 05, 2012, 11:40 PM

Quote from: billy on December 05, 2012, 11:30 PM
I'd spend it on CEMB

I thought you and your monkey would have your feet up with a nice cuppa and a real fire going.

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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #8 - December 05, 2012, 11:41 PM

Quote from: Ishina on December 05, 2012, 11:28 PM
I'm gonna sit on the edge of the highest tower block, smoke a fat joint, down a bottle of Jack, and listen to some Doors

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b26BD5KjH0

I want to go to Saigon just so I can wake up and say that line as I open the curtain

"we can smell traitors and country haters"

Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
God is Love.
Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #9 - December 05, 2012, 11:42 PM

Quote from: Ishina on December 05, 2012, 11:40 PM
I thought you and your monkey would have your feet up with a nice cuppa and a real fire going.

My monkey butler is learning kung fu

"we can smell traitors and country haters"

Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
God is Love.
Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #10 - December 05, 2012, 11:46 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88y4ttqaW6U

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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #11 - December 05, 2012, 11:50 PM

You're the coolest

"we can smell traitors and country haters"

Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
God is Love.
Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #12 - December 05, 2012, 11:53 PM

I used to totally love watching Monkey.

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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #13 - December 05, 2012, 11:54 PM

Thread title should be changed to "what are doing for your last days on earth?".

I'm buying a set of rollerskates and a baseball bat and traveling downtown. Start fucking shit up just because. Just to get it out of my system, y'know?

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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #14 - December 06, 2012, 04:51 AM

The world already ended, didn't you guys get the memo?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events

and don't read this, NASA has no idea what they're talking about

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012.html

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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #15 - December 06, 2012, 05:49 AM

Zhe ends of zhe worldz...

*Notes to self*
buy a new towel or two..
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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #16 - December 06, 2012, 07:14 AM

I'll be wanking furiously under the bed covers.
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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #17 - December 06, 2012, 07:20 AM

Drinking beer, listening to music, fiddling around in the garden and trying to persuade my beloved of the need for a valedictory shag.
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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #18 - December 06, 2012, 08:32 AM

I'm going to sell all my possessions, buy lots of billboards warning people about the end of the world and the need to repent, and then when it doesn't happen, I'm going to sue Harold Camping.

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What apple stores are like.....

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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #19 - December 06, 2012, 08:49 AM

I sure hope Lufthansa will refund my plane ticket for Jan 31 if the world ends before that.

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And he's the mother of grief
There's only sorrow for tomorrow
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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #20 - December 06, 2012, 08:55 AM

At least we don't have to worry about Christmas shopping this year.

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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #21 - December 06, 2012, 09:21 AM

Are you mad? The Christmas sales will be incredible since 'everything must go!', prices slashed, bargains, discounts, BOGOFs, it's like a wet dream come true.

"Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

What apple stores are like.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #22 - December 06, 2012, 09:26 AM

If your wet dreams involve Christmas shopping, you must be the world's weirdest pervert.

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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #23 - December 06, 2012, 09:27 AM

Or the world's tightest wanker. .

"Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

What apple stores are like.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #24 - December 06, 2012, 09:42 AM

"Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny." - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #25 - December 06, 2012, 03:36 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebtj3gDaE64&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #26 - December 06, 2012, 03:41 PM

You've got a badass PM with balls, we on the other hand have a complete cunt as a PM, no fairness in this world.

"Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

What apple stores are like.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #27 - December 06, 2012, 04:10 PM

She is cool - Aussies are special

"we can smell traitors and country haters"

Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
God is Love.
Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #28 - December 06, 2012, 06:26 PM

My body is ready.
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Re: Only 15 days left...
Reply #29 - December 06, 2012, 07:55 PM

I haven't been keeping up with Triple J's antics, so I hadn't seen that speech. Awesome stuff.

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