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 Topic: Kalasha: Happiest people in Pakistan?

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  • Kalasha: Happiest people in Pakistan?
     OP - December 07, 2012, 03:55 AM

    Kalasha: Happiest people in Pakistan?
    Sexually liberated women, colorful clothes and lots of festivals -- happiness comes easy to this animist tribe living in Chitral
    By Jini Reddy 28 March, 2011


    The Kalasha are an animist tribe living near the Pakistan-Afghan border. Said to be descended from Alexander the Great's armies, they have been given government protection.


    Festivals are a significant part of Kalasha life, where girls gather in groups to clasp each other to dance, stomp and shuffle


    Despite being called "unbelievers" by some local Muslims, the Kalasha are generally left to themselves these days.


    The three-day Joshi Spring Festival is one of the key events of the year.


    Kalasha homes are built on top of each other, and roofs serve as both creative hub and play area.


    With a warm, caring, crime-free culture, could these be the happiest people in Pakistan?

    Gul Sayed, 25, sports a grin a mile wide as she hugs me, a lone foreigner in her home.

    She is a member of the Kalasha, a peace-loving pagan tribe living in the remote villages that lie between Northern Pakistan’s Chitral Valley and the Afghan border.

    She’s dressed in a black robe embroidered with rainbow threads, a beaded headdress adorned with cowrie shells and colorful necklaces.

    Rumour has it the blue-eyed, fair-skinned Kalasha are the descendants of the armies of Alexander the Great. But unlike their putative bellicose ancestors, the country’s smallest minority group -- numbering around 3,000 -- prefers to make love, not war.

    Proud of their warm, caring, crime-free culture, these could just be the happiest people in Pakistan.

    Sexually free

    Take the tribe’s approach to matters of the heart.

    Loveless liaisons hold no appeal for the spirited Kalasha women: "We choose our husbands, and if they don’t treat us well, or it doesn’t work out, we can leave and find a new partner," says Gul, as her two friends, teenage mothers Farida and Asmar, nod and blush.

    Nothing to shout about if you're a Western woman, but under rural Pakistan's strict Islamic code, it's a radical divergence from the norm.

    Here in their rustic one-room homes in the valley of Rumbur, the ladies clutch calm, cherubic infants, the progeny of such liberal unions.

    They live in tune with nature, amidst fields filled with crops, walnut, apricot and mulberry trees, and flanked by fast-flowing streams.

    From the terrace of Gul’s house, a web of channels and aqueducts fans out to distribute water to everyone in the village.

    In the distance stands a mill, and further away a darkened temple, its wooden statues and altar stained with the blood of goats that are occasionally sacrificed to honor the Kalasha’s spirit ancestors.


    The fair-skinned Kalasha are said to be descended from the armies of Alexander the Great.

    Pastoral lives

    As we nibble on grapes and apples laid out on a rug on the floor, Gul explains that she has just returned from the seclusion of the Bashali, a house at the bottom of the village, where the women are quarantined during menstruation or pregnancy.

    You’d think being viewed as impure, as Kalasha women are during this time, and forbidden to mingle with the menfolk, might dampen their spirits.

    But no. It seems the Bashali is the perfect excuse for women to chill out. "We sing, gossip and sew -- no chores," says Gul, smiling.

    Up in higher pastures, a shepherd, who like most Kalasha men wears the Pakistani garb of shalwar khameez, is tending his goats.

    Managing livestock is the main occupation of the men. "My husband has six cows and three hundred goats," says Asmar.

    And from the rooftop of Gul's house, I can see what the women do when they’re not in the Bashali, or gathering water, fruit, or firewood from the forests.

    A couple of meters below, a girl is milling maize to make flatbread to be eaten with vegetable and goat curry, honey and tangy goat’s cheese, or tea, for a Kalasha-style Continental breakfast.

    On a roof to the left, another violet-eyed beauty is bent over a sewing machine, her eyebrows knit in concentration as she adds a rainbow-colored border to a dress.

    By her side a wizened old woman sits with a loom between her legs, weaving black cloth for the new clothes they will wear for the three-day Joshi Spring Festival.


    Dancing and festivals make up a big part of the Kalasha lifestyle.

    Parties through the year

    The Kalasha love a knees-up. Joshi, held in May, is one of four major festivals celebrated by the tribe. "We seek the blessings of our gods and goddesses for the safety of our herds and crops," explains Gul.

    At the break of dawn on the first day, children gather walnut branches and flowers to decorate their homes, and the doorway of the temple.

    As the sun rises, the villagers drink goat's milk and the men light a fire on the altar of the temple. They make offerings of goat’s blood, wine and honey to their spirit ancestors.

    Then the fun begins. Girls gather in groups, clasp each other’s shoulders and dance, stomp and shuffle in circles. The men beat drums, play flutes and clap their hands to cheer them on.

    Year round, the Kalasha dance their way through a stream of festivals and rituals, and socially and culturally, theirs appears to be a joyful existence.

    The only shadow on their rich, textured lives are the attitudes of some local Muslims towards their beliefs.

    "They  call us 'Kafirs,' unbelievers," says Gul, who like many of the Kalasha are fearful of their Islamic compatriots who live outside the valleys.

    Still, times are changing.

    In years gone by the Kalasha were threatened with forcible conversion to Islam, now the tribe receives government protection, improved health and education services, and -- bar an isolated incident when a Greek volunteer was kidnapped by the Taliban in 2009 and later released -- are largely untouched by the region’s political troubles.

    Left to get on with living life to the brim, the Kalasha do just that, with compelling devotion.


    SOURCE



    According to Wiki, there are only about 6,000 Kalash people left, of which an estimated half have converted to Islam  Cry

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Kalasha: Happiest people in Pakistan?
     Reply #1 - December 07, 2012, 04:08 AM

    I found out about these guys several years ago (can't remember exactly when, offhand) and always thought they had it a lot better than most Pakistanis. Beats me why any of them would want to convert to Islam, unless it's because of economic incentives being tied to conversion, or possibly coercion/protection from local Muslims.

    TBH I reckon the local Muslims should be asking about a Kalasha shahada, but of course the beardos would go apeshit if a Muslim woman decided she'd have a better life as a Kalasha. I just hope the fuckwits leave these guys in peace.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Kalasha: Happiest people in Pakistan?
     Reply #2 - December 07, 2012, 04:33 AM

    Lovely people. It'd be sad if their culture is lost and Arabized due to Islam.
  • Kalasha: Happiest people in Pakistan?
     Reply #3 - December 07, 2012, 08:16 AM

    Eureka! Become an animist and you will be speeding on the highway to heaven...

    Quote
    Loveless liaisons hold no appeal for the spirited Kalasha women: "We choose our husbands, and if they don’t treat us well, or it doesn’t work out, we can leave and find a new partner," says Gul, as her two friends, teenage mothers Farida and Asmar, nod and blush.

    Nothing to shout about if you're a Western woman, but under rural Pakistan's strict Islamic code, it's a radical divergence from the norm.

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  • Kalasha: Happiest people in Pakistan?
     Reply #4 - December 07, 2012, 11:34 AM

    Fascinating - Michael Palin featured this tribe in one of his BBC travel programmes when he went through the Himalayas.


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  • Kalasha: Happiest people in Pakistan?
     Reply #5 - December 08, 2012, 02:38 AM

    Never heard of these people before.  Fascinating.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Kalasha: Happiest people in Pakistan?
     Reply #6 - December 08, 2012, 03:21 AM

    The Origin of Kalash, Burusho, and Pamirian People - Hunza Valley People

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vgqc10_pyWQ

    Kalash tribe  of Pakistan northern areas..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4GPNISsuXM

    Cultures of Kalash - Chitral - FacesOfPakistan
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfxYS_TgcjE

    They are each 20 mts tubes..

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    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Kalasha: Happiest people in Pakistan?
     Reply #7 - December 08, 2012, 05:39 AM

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    First of all, it’s important for a Muslim woman to know the essence of the ruling that she should not marry a non-Muslim; she should know that it’s a great honor for her to be bared from doing so.

     

    Yeah, what an 'honor' that must be.

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    According to the Qur'an, the husband is the head of a household, and as such his wife should obey him. Almighty Allah does not want to put the Muslim woman in a position that a non-Muslim becomes her head in her own private life.Allah has spared her from being under the authority of a non-Muslim husband.


    Yup. The great religion of Islam not only treats women like cattle but expects them to also be blindly obedient to their head male figure as if she were the family dog.  We all now how dogs are looked upon in Islam.

    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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  • Kalasha: Happiest people in Pakistan?
     Reply #8 - December 08, 2012, 05:47 AM

    ^ Did you mean to post that in another thread?

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Kalasha: Happiest people in Pakistan?
     Reply #9 - December 09, 2012, 12:28 PM

    Extremely fascinating. Never heard about them before. Thanks for sharing!  Smiley
    Such a shame there are only a few of them left. I hope they manage to stay as they are and not cave into surrounding pressure.

  • Kalasha: Happiest people in Pakistan?
     Reply #10 - December 09, 2012, 05:03 PM

    Fascinating, reminds me of a thread I made, asking if Islam took away many cultural practices from the nations where it has thrived replacing it with its own, down to clothing, lifestyle, marriage, laws etc. Also reminds me of Native Americans in America. I hope they are left alone so their culture can be preserved.

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  • Kalasha: Happiest people in Pakistan?
     Reply #11 - December 18, 2012, 12:48 AM

    Extremely fascinating. Never heard about them before. Thanks for sharing!  Smiley
    Such a shame there are only a few of them left. I hope they manage to stay as they are and not cave into surrounding pressure.


    Well since they are already a sexually liberated people. We should just send loads of lubricant to them and I'm sure they can handle the rest.  Wink

    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Kalasha: Happiest people in Pakistan?
     Reply #12 - December 18, 2012, 08:46 PM

    They have probably already taken care of that. Traditional yak fat lube, or something similar.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Kalasha: Happiest people in Pakistan?
     Reply #13 - December 19, 2012, 05:32 PM

    Its best to leave these people alone and not bring any attention to them. Articles like these talking about their sexual freedom paints a target on these people.

    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Kalasha: Happiest people in Pakistan?
     Reply #14 - December 19, 2012, 11:27 PM

    I found out about these guys several years ago (can't remember exactly when, offhand) and always thought they had it a lot better than most Pakistanis. Beats me why any of them would want to convert to Islam, unless it's because of economic incentives being tied to conversion, or possibly coercion/protection from local Muslims.

    Economic [for the conversion- "we employ you only if you are Muslim"] and coercion [probability of death if they then renounce Islam].
    Local Imams foment anti-kafir sentiment.

    For their protection if they convert to Islam, womeny are often confined to their houses - [to avoid being killed for apostasy, dancing [part of Khalash culture], wearing Khalash clothes [no Hijab] . Watch this from 13 mins:    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEXnEfdvv6s

    They have nothing to do with Alexander the Great either - it is just a good story to get outsiders to take interest/visit them.  Apparently Greeks do [or did...]
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