Jibreel had this to say about Dawahman. I thought it was a little harsh, but JB assured me it was completely warranted. I also thought it sounded a little like Surat Ar-Rahman, but JB says that is purely coincidental.
Surat Dawahman1. DawahMaan
2. He shits in a can
3. He does not have a plan
4. His videos should be banned
5. He thinks there are miracles in the Qur’an
7. And he sayeth “Bang Bang” and still thinks he’s so grand
8. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
9. It is sad to think he’s his own biggest fan
10. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
11. He doth peddle his courses like a snake oil sales maaannn
12. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
13. The kufi he wears is clearly secondhand
14. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
15. He is as ignorant as an ostrich with his head in the sand
16. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
17. The logic he doth use is tired and bland
18. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
19. He degrades Richard Dawkins or at least thinks that he can
20. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
23. He’s that sleazy grease ball that you really can’t stand
24. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
25. He’s a certified boob with a mammary gland
26. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
27. Glory be to the SWT, The original Mac Daddy with the Master Plan
This is hilarious.If you ponder on this verse you wilnoticece the miracle in this. Understand can be split into two words, under and stand, stand is pronouced with stretch so "understaaaaaand" Dawahman speaks like a gangster (terribly) so he is bound to pronounce the word as sand. In Arabia which contained mecca which dawahman considers the most holy place in the world, sand is the most abundant thing and is what is empathised the most in the verse and is repeated because there is so much sand. The word under is used as everyone who died in Arabia will be buried under sand and since everyone dies and will go to paradise for not using their reason and logic, this also adds to the empathisis of sand! All praise be to the one who sent this verse down and bless us with such miracles. Disclaimer, this is only an interpretation, not a fact. Anything right I said is from the SWT and anything wrong is Satan.
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