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  • "Represent your Prophet" - Iera's new Youtube video about their dawa mission
     Reply #60 - February 06, 2013, 06:53 PM
    it was only yesterday that I was presented with the argument:

    "how does the sperm know where to go?"

    now I know where it came from
  • "Represent your Prophet" - Iera's new Youtube video about their dawa mission
     Reply #61 - February 06, 2013, 07:03 PM
    10 CEMB points and a pint to deusvult for the "Four Lions" reference. 
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  • Re: "Represent your Prophet" - Iera's new Youtube video about their dawa mission
     Reply #62 - February 06, 2013, 07:05 PM
    Quote from: billy on February 05, 2013, 10:48 PM

    Dawah Day 2013 - Valentine's Day

    Dawah Day in London to fight against the 'Jahil' 'Pagan' celebration of Valentines Day

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70jxW9O49-E&list=PLBE5919F6643F93CE&index=200




    The only one who loves him is Allah? But will Allah put out? Not until the 3rd date, maybe?
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: "Represent your Prophet" - Iera's new Youtube video about their dawa mission
     Reply #63 - February 06, 2013, 07:06 PM
    Quote from: billy on February 06, 2013, 01:57 PM
    It gets better and better guys. Seriously, its the gift that keeps on giving.

    "The Atheist Came From Sperm! - BANG BANG! It's Dawah Time!"


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFGZj6aiphk



    Hey guys, are we sure this guy is not being played by Sacha Baron Cohen?
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • "Represent your Prophet" - Iera's new Youtube video about their dawa mission
     Reply #64 - February 06, 2013, 07:22 PM
    Quote from: allat on February 06, 2013, 07:05 PM
    The only one who loves him is Allah? But will Allah put out? Not until the 3rd date, maybe?


     Yeah right! He's a bearded male over 40 years old who loves bending over doggy style with his face on the floor while whispering sweet nothings about how "great" ( big? ) Allah is. That's just Allah's type, he is gonna put out for sure!


    He might want to "enwhite" his teeth before the date though.
  • "Represent your Prophet" - Iera's new Youtube video about their dawa mission
     Reply #65 - February 06, 2013, 07:24 PM
    Quote from: allat on February 06, 2013, 07:06 PM
    Hey guys, are we sure this guy is not being played by Sacha Baron Cohen?


    ha Ali G is so funny because he is so accurate!
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: "Represent your Prophet" - Iera's new Youtube video about their dawa mission
     Reply #66 - February 06, 2013, 07:28 PM
    Quote from: happymurtad on February 06, 2013, 07:22 PM
    Yeah right! He's a bearded male over 40 years old who loves bending over doggy style with his face on the floor while whispering sweet nothings about how "great" ( big? ) Allah is. That's just Allah's type, he is gonna put out for sure!


    He might want to "enwhite" his teeth before the date though.


     Cheesy
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • "Represent your Prophet" - Iera's new Youtube video about their dawa mission
     Reply #67 - February 06, 2013, 07:34 PM
    Quote from: billy on February 06, 2013, 07:24 PM
    ha Ali G is so funny because he is so accurate!


    I agree. Imagine Ali G giving Dawah Cheesy
    Tell the bird of superstitions not to speak
    The string of reasons will tie its beak
    Even if faith comes with water of the seven seas
    It'll evaporate on the griddle of wisdom with a shriek.

     - Josh Malihabadi
  • "Represent your Prophet" - Iera's new Youtube video about their dawa mission
     Reply #68 - February 06, 2013, 07:44 PM
    Quote from: Jema on February 06, 2013, 05:12 PM
    Cringe-worthy stuff. I feel like going out to Oxford Street this Sunday dance


    Hey I mentioned it first. Tongue

    Wanna come with me? grin12
  • "Represent your Prophet" - Iera's new Youtube video about their dawa mission
     Reply #69 - February 06, 2013, 07:45 PM
    Quote from: Mohammed Mohsin on February 06, 2013, 07:34 PM
    I agree. Imagine Ali G giving Dawah Cheesy


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB5VXJXxnNU

    OMG it's Imran Ibn Mansur in his previous job.
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • "Represent your Prophet" - Iera's new Youtube video about their dawa mission
     Reply #70 - February 06, 2013, 07:45 PM
    That's one of those arguments which is so stupid it has no answer.  Honestly how do you answer "no sperm has ever returned and told the others what to do, therefore Allah".  

    Oh, and Bang, Bang it Dawah Time is a rather unfortunate catchphrase.  
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • "Represent your Prophet" - Iera's new Youtube video about their dawa mission
     Reply #71 - February 06, 2013, 07:51 PM
    Quote from: Mohammed Mohsin on February 06, 2013, 06:19 PM
    Why do these Dawah snake-oil merchants sound like wannabe American rappers? I have relatives in London who don't sound anything like this and would be rather embarrassed to be associated with these kind of people.

    The annoying part is when they put Arabic into their English language. For example, instead of calling someone your brother, they would use the word "akhee." or "ukhtee" for sister. They're just wannabe Arabs.


    For some reason, huge numbers of youth in East London speak with this 3rd grade English accent. It's especially common among chavs (of whom there are many South Asians and Blacks in my area).

    I wouldn't be surprised if Imran Mansur was a chavvy crackhead once upon a time.
  • "Represent your Prophet" - Iera's new Youtube video about their dawa mission
     Reply #72 - February 06, 2013, 07:51 PM
    Ali G is the best of his characters
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  • "Represent your Prophet" - Iera's new Youtube video about their dawa mission
     Reply #73 - February 06, 2013, 08:04 PM
    Quote from: sabby on February 06, 2013, 07:51 PM
    For some reason, huge numbers of youth in East London speak with this 3rd grade English accent. It's especially common among chavs (of whom there are many South Asians and Blacks in my area).

    I wouldn't be surprised Imran Mansur was a chavvy crackhead once upon a time.


    That makes sense. I remember researching London in the 50s and 60s for my novel that I'm writing, and I came across video that initially showed Jews and Irish people in Newham using an accent related to Imran Ibn Mansur's accent. Then Afro-Caribbean migrants came and had altered the accent to suit the way they talked among themselves. Once Asians began to migrate, the accent had changed to resemble the one in the video.    
    Tell the bird of superstitions not to speak
    The string of reasons will tie its beak
    Even if faith comes with water of the seven seas
    It'll evaporate on the griddle of wisdom with a shriek.

     - Josh Malihabadi
  • "Represent your Prophet" - Iera's new Youtube video about their dawa mission
     Reply #74 - February 06, 2013, 08:48 PM
    Quote from: allat on February 06, 2013, 07:05 PM
    The only one who loves him is Allah? But will Allah put out? Not until the 3rd date, maybe?

    Quote from: happymurtad on February 06, 2013, 07:22 PM
    Yeah right! He's a bearded male over 40 years old who loves bending over doggy style with his face on the floor while whispering sweet nothings about how "great" ( big? ) Allah is. That's just Allah's type, he is gonna put out for sure!


    He might want to "enwhite" his teeth before the date though.


    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • "Represent your Prophet" - Iera's new Youtube video about their dawa mission
     Reply #75 - February 06, 2013, 08:51 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on February 06, 2013, 07:45 PM
    That's one of those arguments which is so stupid it has no answer.  Honestly how do you answer "no sperm has ever returned and told the others what to do, therefore Allah".

    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • "Represent your Prophet" - Iera's new Youtube video about their dawa mission
     Reply #76 - February 06, 2013, 09:00 PM
    Quote from: Ishina on February 06, 2013, 08:51 PM
    (Clicky for piccy!)


     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    Tell the bird of superstitions not to speak
    The string of reasons will tie its beak
    Even if faith comes with water of the seven seas
    It'll evaporate on the griddle of wisdom with a shriek.

     - Josh Malihabadi
  • "Represent your Prophet" - Iera's new Youtube video about their dawa mission
     Reply #77 - February 06, 2013, 10:18 PM
    Quote from: sabby on February 06, 2013, 07:51 PM
    For some reason, huge numbers of youth in East London speak with this 3rd grade English accent. It's especially common among chavs (of whom there are many South Asians and Blacks in my area).

    I wouldn't be surprised if Imran Mansur was a chavvy crackhead once upon a time.


    This is just the standard way that the 'youth dem' of London speak. Of all ethnicities.

    Its basically highly Jamaican patois influenced cockney / estuary English with black American stylings via Hip Hop and self consciously 'ghetto' posturing

    That's the lingo and slang and language of the day
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • "Represent your Prophet" - Iera's new Youtube video about their dawa mission
     Reply #78 - February 07, 2013, 12:01 AM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJZDKx_W0Fw
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
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