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  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #30 - August 31, 2013, 03:06 PM
    Not taking sides here, that really is not my intention, but for whatever it's worth when I read the OP I read it and it seemed the girl was not there and he's a young lad. That isn't to excuse it but he sounds very naïve (to put it nicely). Honestly he sounds like a teenage that doesn't know any better and will hopefully grow up.

    It doesn't sound like a serious thing to me, just immaturity. Not that I'm saying that's an excuse, but that is my impression. I'd hope he wouldn't act like this five years from now.

    I get the impression it was his own family, the girl wasn't there, her family wouldn't hear about it, and he's a child. If he's in his mid-late twenties I'll revaluate. If I'm right about the teenage thing he needs to grow out of it.

    And though I'm leaning towards it not even being about the girl (selltek I'm addressing you right now) it doesn't make it right.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #31 - August 31, 2013, 03:14 PM
    Great looking ladies here

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8pnec4Hxps

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bjm0PAj-lho


    Hmm they are good looking from Amrika
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #32 - August 31, 2013, 03:17 PM
    Now there's a topic I could get into (useless pun nobody got!)

    Well, well, well Quod you have to be the nice guy and calm me the fuck down don't ya?  Afro  Wink
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #33 - August 31, 2013, 03:29 PM
    I've drank almost a liter of gin and have another bottle at the ready plus beer. Wait till I'm sober, I'll make you into a puppy  Wink
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #34 - August 31, 2013, 03:40 PM
    Ugh those videos depress me, you had to drag them out? Still, proof of evolution right there. No way me and them are created in the same image.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #35 - August 31, 2013, 04:09 PM
    I think the first woman is a real cutie!
    She's charming and adorable.   Smiley
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #36 - August 31, 2013, 04:28 PM
    No. No she is not.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #37 - August 31, 2013, 05:23 PM
    I don't know how you guys measure cuteness, happiness, beauty.,  etc..etc.. I want you to close your eyes for 10 days and tell me what beautiful things did you  see  and hear ...  And I want hear about cuteness, happiness, beauty from a blind and deaf guy...

    now you guys tell me who are the dumb guys here.. watch the tubes..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ71AVFVFdU

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4MfMZ8arBM
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #38 - August 31, 2013, 07:55 PM
    Anyone know the price of fish yet??  whistling2
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #39 - August 31, 2013, 09:11 PM
    You all seem to have misunderstood the op.

    Neither the girl nor her family were there when I said that i like to examine girls from the inside out.  When I meet a girl, just like when I am checking out a potential car purchase,  I will test her suspension,  her brakes, engine and the condition of the interior and exterior, I will test it in general. The miles are important too. If she passes the testing I will keep her for some time,  untill another one catches my eye.

    Is there anything wrong with this? Can you prove, objectively, that this is wrong? This is human biology.  I think you are all being emotional for some reason. I am a man, this is what our nature impels us to do.
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #40 - August 31, 2013, 09:17 PM
    Quote from: selltek on August 31, 2013, 09:11 PM
    You all seem to have misunderstood the op.

    Neither the girl nor her family were there when I said that i like to examine girls from the inside out.

    well we understood that .. but now talk to me selltek  because you are a potential candidate that I want to nominate for CEMB JOTM of the month..

    so ..
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    When I meet a girl, just like when I am checking out a potential car purchase,  I will test her suspension,  her brakes, engine and the condition of the interior and exterior, I will test it in general. The miles are important too. If she passes the testing I will keep her for some time,  untill another one catches my eye.

    good... I wonder whether the CAR ALSO SHOULD TEST you.. I mean whether you are clean .. did you take bath before you talk to the car.. Can you cook.. do you have enough money/job to get the car going etc..etc .. So can car ask such questions to you?

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    Is there anything wrong with this? Can you prove, objectively, that this is wrong? This is human biology.

     
    No..No you are not wrong.. Yes Cars also have some biology

     
    Quote
    I think you are all being emotional for some reason. I am a man, this is what our nature impels us to do.


    You are  man?  man??   common kiddo you just joined CEMB.. it takes time to become a man in CEMB..  lol...
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #41 - August 31, 2013, 09:23 PM
    Quote from: selltek on August 31, 2013, 09:11 PM
    When I meet a girl, just like when I am checking out a potential car purchase,  I will test her suspension,  her brakes, engine and the condition of the interior and exterior, I will test it in general. The miles are important too. If she passes the testing I will keep her for some time,  untill another one catches my eye.


    Now you’re starting to sound a bit like Swiss Toni…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr3hP0CeiQo
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #42 - August 31, 2013, 10:31 PM
    Quote from: yeezevee on August 31, 2013, 09:17 PM
    well we understood that .. but now talk to me selltek  because you are a potential candidate that I want to nominate for CEMB JOTM of the month..

    so .. good... I wonder whether the CAR ALSO SHOULD TEST you.. I mean whether you are clean .. did you take bath before you talk to the car.. Can you cook.. do you have enough money/job to get the car going etc..etc .. So can car ask such questions to you?
     
    No..No you are not wrong.. Yes Cars also have some biology

     
    You are  man?  man??   common kiddo you just joined CEMB.. it takes time to become a man in CEMB..  lol...


    I am an alpha male. I do the checking and buying.  If the girl has been brain washed amd tests me and doesn't like me, then it is her fault. Something is wrong with her, biologically.  It is not normal for a woman to reject me. I do the rejecting.
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #43 - August 31, 2013, 10:41 PM
    Quote from: selltek on August 31, 2013, 10:31 PM
    I am an alpha male...............

    really??   alpha ??  no beta??   

    Did you finish college?  do you have a good job?  otherwise  you should move to AMRIKA .. Apparently  alpha males are paid well in that country  for becoming a bouncer or  dancing in gay parties...
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #44 - August 31, 2013, 11:09 PM
    Quote from: yeezevee on August 31, 2013, 10:41 PM
    really??   alpha ??  no beta??   

    Did you finish college?  do you have a good job?  otherwise  you should move to AMRIKA .. Apparently  alpha males are paid well in that country  for becoming a bouncer or  dancing in gay parties...


    I have a degree in histography. I am a histographer. But I live in Pakistan.

    What you describe is a fagot. I am an alpha male.

    Btw, where are you from?
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #45 - September 01, 2013, 08:45 AM
    There are gay alpha males. And that's not me being PC, I've met them.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #46 - September 01, 2013, 09:40 AM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on September 01, 2013, 08:45 AM
    There are gay alpha males. And that's not me being PC, I've met them.


    I am sorry,  but that is absurd. It's like saying there are married bachelors.
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #47 - September 01, 2013, 09:55 AM
    An alpha male in human terms generally describes someone strong, determined, uncompromising in many ways, confident, sure of themselves. Gay just means you're attracted to the same sex. I've known gay men to be strong powerful go getters and I've known gay men to be meek, less sure and not exude that alpha male quality. I've also known straight men to be alpha males and straight men who are meeker and more mild.

    Yes, saying there are married bachelors is a rather paradoxical statement.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #48 - September 01, 2013, 12:11 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on September 01, 2013, 09:55 AM
    An alpha male in human terms generally describes someone strong, determined, uncompromising in many ways, confident, sure of themselves. Gay just means you're attracted to the same sex. I've known gay men to be strong powerful go getters and I've known gay men to be meek, less sure and not exude that alpha male quality. I've also known straight men to be alpha males and straight men who are meeker and more mild.

    Yes, saying there are married bachelors is a rather paradoxical statement.


    Well, colour me surprised.

    I thought that an attribute of alpha males was their heterosexuality. I don't want to live in this planet anymore.

    I've learnt so much in this thread.  Thanks everyone.
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #49 - September 01, 2013, 12:15 PM
    Quote from: selltek on August 31, 2013, 10:31 PM
    If the girl has been brain washed amd tests me and doesn't like me, then it is her fault. Something is wrong with her, biologically.  It is not normal for a woman to reject me. I do the rejecting.


    What? Something is wrong with her biologically if she rejects you??
    Care to elaborate?


    Quote from: selltek on August 31, 2013, 09:11 PM
    Neither the girl nor her family were there when I said that i like to examine girls from the inside out.  When I meet a girl, just like when I am checking out a potential car purchase,  I will test her suspension,  her brakes, engine and the condition of the interior and exterior, I will test it in general. The miles are important too. If she passes the testing I will keep her for some time,  untill another one catches my eye.

    Wow, you sound like a real catch.
    No, there is nothing wrong with it. I just think it's disgusting going into a relationship with a woman full well knowing it's only untill someone else comes along. I hope you are upfront with the ladies about this.


  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #50 - September 01, 2013, 12:21 PM
    Quote from: selltek on September 01, 2013, 12:11 PM
    Well, colour me surprised.

    I thought that an attribute of alpha males was their heterosexuality. I don't want to live in this planet anymore.

    I've learnt so much in this thread.  Thanks everyone.


    what the hell are you talking selltek? what that supposed to mean? There are plenty of alpha-males in CEMB.. KING TUT is a good example. I didn't see that guy for a long time.  How is he doing?
    Quote from: selltek on August 31, 2013, 11:09 PM
    I have a degree in histography. I am a histographer. But I live in Pakistan.

    so you are from Pakistan? and you are living in Pak?  and your mom got you a match who has Syrian/Algerian/Berber Genes?  You know Berber girls will make alpha males in to ham burgers .. lol..

    Quote
    What you describe is a fagot. I am an alpha male.


    well what is there in faggots, alpha males.. females.?? It is all life.. Human life..

    Quote
    Btw, where are you from?


    Me.. me??   I roam in the lands where bears fear to roam..  read this link   and follow the trail selltek..

    with best wishes
    yeezevee
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #51 - September 01, 2013, 02:22 PM
    Quote from: yeezevee on September 01, 2013, 12:21 PM
    what the hell are you talking selltek? what that supposed to mean? There are plenty of alpha-males in CEMB.. KING TUT is a good example. I didn't see that guy for a long time.  How is he doing? so you are from Pakistan? and you are living in Pak?  and your mom got you a match who has Syrian/Algerian/Berber Genes?  You know Berber girls will make alpha males in to ham burgers .. lol..

    well what is there in faggots, alpha males.. females.?? It is all life.. Human life..

    Me.. me??   I roam in the lands where bears fear to roam..  read this link   and follow the trail selltek..

    with best wishes
    yeezevee


    I was just joking. I am moroccan. I already said this before in other posts.

    I agree, we are all alive, but not everyone is living.

    Are you from Russia?
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #52 - September 01, 2013, 02:49 PM
    This thread has completely lost me.
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #53 - September 01, 2013, 03:43 PM
    Quote from: happymurtad on September 01, 2013, 02:49 PM
    This thread has completely lost me.


    Is this good or bad?
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #54 - September 01, 2013, 09:27 PM
    Quote from: Doubting Tomas on August 31, 2013, 01:17 AM
    Any muslims reading, please note that the majority of CEMB members on this site are a fair lot.


    Is this a diss? What's not fair minded about my comment written in response to an unfair comment in the first place?
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #55 - September 01, 2013, 09:28 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on August 31, 2013, 03:29 PM
    I've drank almost a liter of gin and have another bottle at the ready plus beer. Wait till I'm sober, I'll make you into a puppy  Wink


    Pisshead. Wink

    Opened a can of worms by resurrecting this thread. Surprising that untiul Jedi's intervention everybody was more or less loving it.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #56 - September 01, 2013, 09:29 PM
    Quote from: yeezevee on August 31, 2013, 09:17 PM
    You are  man?  man??   common kiddo you just joined CEMB.. it takes time to become a man in CEMB..  lol...


     Cheesy
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #57 - September 01, 2013, 09:29 PM
    Quote from: selltek on August 31, 2013, 09:11 PM
    I will test her suspension,  her brakes, engine and the condition of the interior and exterior, I will test it in general. The miles are important too. If she passes the testing I will keep her for some time,  untill another one catches my eye.
    Quote from: selltek on August 31, 2013, 09:11 PM
    I am a man, this is what our nature impels us to do.


    Quote from: selltek on August 31, 2013, 10:31 PM
    I am an alpha male. I do the checking and buying.  If the girl has been brain washed amd tests me and doesn't like me, then it is her fault. Something is wrong with her, biologically.  It is not normal for a woman to reject me. I do the rejecting.


     ohmy Shocked Wow! just wow.
    "Make anyone believe their own knowledge and logic is insufficient and you'll have a puppet susceptible to manipulation."
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #58 - September 01, 2013, 09:39 PM
    I had that reaction.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #59 - September 01, 2013, 09:41 PM
    Quote from: selltek on August 31, 2013, 09:11 PM

    Is there anything wrong with this? Can you prove, objectively, that this is wrong? This is human biology.  I think you are all being emotional for some reason. I am a man, this is what our nature impels us to do.


    I see your point of view - nothing wrong with what two consenting adults get up to. Plus comparing to cars is wrong but comparing them to flowers is okay? I don't know.
    Your story in the OP is a bit fishy but I give you the benefit of my doubt and it was simply a funny anecdote that got out of hand. It's not like your the first fella in your position to think about the 'test drive' - different thing to actually describe to your audience in terms that she is property and you would only give her a 2/10 for her clothes (you have good memory of what she wore the day before - real heterosexual men don't give a toss for fashion)just perpetuates religion/cultural thinking.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
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