JewsWait hang on, I wanted to list things that are causing Islam to implode mostly from the inside.
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Gay Muslims having to stay silent, leave, or reform Islam to include them. "Gay is a choice, all you need is prayer and you'll be saved"
- Internal war between Sunni vs Shia vs Ahmedis. "That guy is not a real Muslim, except if you're doing a global census then please count him"
- Clerics are yelling at each other over interpretations "You're doing it wrong jackass!"
- Muslim women starting to think and having wants. "Shit.. Shit shit.."
- Secularism vs. Sharia. " I don't think Sharia is working guys maybe we should..."
" No no that's because they're all doing it wrong, it'll work this time promise"
- Evolution vs Creationism " Hey guys there is a lot of evidence to support evolution maybe..."
" So what, we have evidence for how mankind was created right here in the Quran sent from Allah himself, atheists ain't got shit on us."
- Criticism on women's rights " Oh? Islam promotes gender equality. We have a whole ... 10 famous Muslim women in our history that had businesses... and were leaders and stuff"
- Language ego "So what if I don't speak Arabic? Can I still read and interpret Quran"
"No"
"But I don't know what I'm saying can I just read it in my own.."
"No."
- Failed priorities "So do we have any ideas on how to end hunger, diseases and government corruption"
" Shhh hang on I got to do this fatwa about infidel haircuts."
- Extremist vs Moderate vs Liberal vs Progressive "100 lashes!" -Extremist
" As long as it doesn't leave any marks, it's cool bro." - Moderate
"We'll beat you with a feather" - Liberal
"We take away her chocolates as punishment" - Progressive
- All the prayers and rituals " Ain't nobody got time for that"
- Brain drain"If anyone thinks too hard, silence them, they might contribute something better than Muhammad."
- Making/Staying enemies with everyone"War with America.. check
War with India... check
Pissing off Europeans.. check
War with Jews.. extra check
War with Buddhist check
War with Christians check
War with gays check
War with free-thinkers check
They started it, and we don't need them we have the Arab League
they'll take care of us"
- Everything philosophical or progressive in thought is an evil Western trait that Muslims most avoid." Everything you needed to know about modern living was explained thousands of years ago in Allah's final book. Like how to treat your slave women, which hand to wipe your ass because of the lack of toilet paper, laws on governing the sacred vagina , why on earth would you need new man-made laws HAHA?"
- Ignoring AfricaMuslims " Hey guys we have the Quran!"
Christians " Hey guys we have the Bible AND food *wink wink*"
- New convertsNew convert " I will reform Islam to it's true peaceful state!!"
Muslim: " Yes! Oh wait.. no no stop.. stop it! That's not Islam.. shit"
Ok I'm done, wrote this when I was tired.
Topic: Things that are out to destroy Islam.