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OP - August 10, 2013, 10:18 PM

....and a belated Eid Mubarak!

I declare that there is no God, not even Allah and that Muhammad was most certainly not a Messenger receiving revelations from outer space.

I further declare that the Qur'an is not divinely revealed, bearing as it unequivocally does the tell-tale signs of human authorship.

Furthermore, I declare that neither Djinns, nor angels, nor Heaven or Hell exist except for within the minds of the men and women who profess belief in them.

I declare my apostasy from the Islamic faith.

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Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

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Reply #1 - August 10, 2013, 10:27 PM

Yaaaaaaaaay congratulations!!! Such joy! here have a parrot

What's your story?
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Reply #2 - August 10, 2013, 10:37 PM

Interestingly I just said to another new member I don't care one way or another if you choose to remain a muslim or become an atheist or even a jedi it brings fulfilment and happiness, Then someone named jedi posts. Nice timing

`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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Reply #3 - August 11, 2013, 03:02 AM

Master Jedi,

Welcome. Tell us a little about yourself. Born Muslim or Revert? Incidents/trauma in life led you away from Islam or intellectual journey?

Talk to us. Judgement-free zone here.
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Reply #4 - August 11, 2013, 12:32 PM

Love the intro, Jedi.

Welcome to our humble abode.

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Reply #5 - August 11, 2013, 01:19 PM

hey welcome!! and have also this
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Reply #6 - August 11, 2013, 02:08 PM

Awesome intro
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Reply #7 - August 12, 2013, 09:22 PM

Hey fellow non-believers and those flirting with the idea of spiritual, intellectual and sexual liberation....

Introduction:

Born British Muslim to Pakistani parents (Qiddah paji!). Had an ideal childhood with no parental pressure whatsoever. No traumatic experiences that are out of the ordinary.

What kind of Muslim was I? I believed in Djinns, churrails and angels, read the Qur'an (well, massacred the language really) and went to mosque to pray whenever the occasion required it. So, typical Muslim with sunni Muslim parents and friends whose parents drove taxis and had corner shops.

I went to Pakistan and the poverty there woke me up. My father died when I was 14 and I had to deal with death. I also began to ask myself deep existential questions about life. So what did I do I became full on Muslim. The kind that got the al-Muhajiroun leaflets. The kind that lectured to others. The kind that did dawah. And yes....on one occasion I got on my chair during a A-Level English lesson and told that kafir what's what and how they are preoccupied with the duniya.

I was caught up in Buccaillism, I watched the VHS tapes of Absur Raheem Green and Abu Ameenah Billal Phillips lecturing about CHristianity and Islamic Miracles. I bought the Harun Yahya books and detested evolution. I listened to the infamous 'Shadows in Motion; casette tape and made multiple coppies of them and distributed them to others.

What a knobhead!

I missed an opportunity with a girl that liked me and who I really liked. But because I was with the beard and trousers above your ankle brigade I couldn't do anything.

Long story short in my 20's I put the standards of criticism levelled at Christianity to the Quran and I fell out of love with it after a few years. But I still believed in God. But after reading science books, debating with others and falling in love and realising that kafirs are better than most so-called Muslims I stopped believing in God.

Two/three years ago I became an apostate and my family know but they don't ask me. My friends joke about it and my uncles dare not challenge me about it. They know that I'm quite clever and if I disagree with something then there must be something to it.

There you go guys, a nutter in a nutshell.

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Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

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Reply #8 - August 12, 2013, 09:51 PM

How there's an intro! Welcome, sounds like you've had quite the experience.

`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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Reply #9 - August 18, 2013, 03:12 PM

How oh how did the 'Jedi' tag not get used before? It's one of those monikers that you automatically assume will be taken. *sigh*

Welcome, Jedi. May the force be with you and all that malarky. I'm actually a bit disappointed with your efforts in dawah - you didn't play any records backwards to prove hidden messages.

Seriously, welcome to the straight-talking path.

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Reply #10 - September 19, 2013, 04:50 AM

Hello there and welcome. I laughed out loud at "nutter in a nutshell"
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Reply #11 - September 26, 2013, 07:21 PM

Hello there Jedi! I believe we're related if you notice what's under my name... Welcome to the forum have a parrot and bunny!

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