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  • US Teenage Exorsists Come to London
     OP - September 08, 2013, 08:51 PM

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    Teenage exorcists who say Harry Potter has corrupted the world head to Britain armed with Bibles and Holy Water to tackle hotbed of occult activity

    They're stunning American teens with black belts in karate, and spend their weekends battling demons.

    No, it's not the plot of Buffy the Vampire Slayer - this wholesome trio are actually professional exorcists, and have come to London with a suitcase full of Bibles and Holy Water, intent on banishing the Capital's dark forces.

    Brynne Larson, 18, and sisters Tess and Savannah Scherkenback, aged 18 and 21, are determined to rescue London's youngsters from evil spirits, which they say they are inviting to possess them by reciting the spells in the Harry Potter books.

    The threesome, from Arizona, believe the spells in J.K. Rowling's best-selling fantasy series are real, and dangerous.


    In fact, they see Britain as a hotbed of occult activity whose origins go back to pagan times.

    Savannah explains: 'It has been centuries in the making, but I believe it came to a pinnacle with the Harry Potter books.'

    'The spells you are reading about are not made up,' adds Tess. 'They are real and come from witchcraft.'

    Inspired by their religious faith, the young women believe loose morals are a prime cause of demonic possession, and that promiscuity can transmit 'sexually transmitted demons' in the same way as physical infections.

    British filmmaker Dan Murdoch has spent six months getting to know the trio for an upcoming documentary, Teen Exorcists, which will be shown on BBC3.

    While filming, he joined them at work in the Ukraine, and afterwards in London where he captured an exorcism meeting on camera.

    Guided by their trainer, Brynne's father the Reverend Bob Larson, the women are seen apparently banishing a demon from Beth Wragg, a former Anglican chaplain, in London's East End. 


    Though Bob says he is guided by God and has cast out more than 15,000 demons, sceptics claim he is preying on the vulnerable in a bid to sell his books, DVDs and 'crosses of deliverance' - a tool of the trade.

    There's also the question of donations. While attendance at the exorcism meetings is free, the cleric requests a £200 contribution for private sessions.

    Reverend Bob compares his work to medical treatment, and told the Sunday Express: 'People pay thousands to go to drug rehab or for a psychiatrist but there is this idea that spirituality should be free. It is not uncommon for a pastor in America to make up to a million dollars a year. I can assure you we are nowhere near that.'

    Though she believes her role as an exorcist is a divine calling, Bob's daughter Brynne has decided to return to the States to study for a degree at Liberty University in Virginia. Ultimately, she hopes to work in international business. 


     Discussing his documentary, Dan Murdoch admits he has doubts about the team's demon-smiting mission.


    'I don't believe in exorcisms after doing the documentary but I do believe in the power of belief after what I've seen,' he says.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2415387/Teenage-exorcists-say-Harry-Potter-corrupted-world-head-Britain-armed-Bibles-Holy-Water-tackle-hotbed-occult-activity.html



    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • US Teenage Exorsists Come to London
     Reply #1 - September 08, 2013, 09:00 PM

    Mmmmmmmm....

    They can exercise me any time....


    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • US Teenage Exorsists Come to London
     Reply #2 - September 08, 2013, 09:05 PM

    I prefer mine sane.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • US Teenage Exorsists Come to London
     Reply #3 - September 08, 2013, 10:17 PM

    Right, I’m off to London to claim a demon has inhabited me and need all three of them to get him out of me.
  • US Teenage Exorsists Come to London
     Reply #4 - September 08, 2013, 10:20 PM

    They look like clean handkerchiefs...
  • US Teenage Exorsists Come to London
     Reply #5 - September 08, 2013, 10:26 PM

    Here's a picture of a unicorn:


    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • US Teenage Exorsists Come to London
     Reply #6 - September 08, 2013, 10:27 PM

    Mmmmmmmm....

    They can exercise me any time....

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    They need to make an app so you can tell a girl's age.

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • US Teenage Exorsists Come to London
     Reply #7 - September 08, 2013, 10:30 PM

    ^^^^^^^^^^

    18,18 and 21.

    Read the article.

    Gain knowledge and avoid jail!  whistling2

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • US Teenage Exorsists Come to London
     Reply #8 - September 08, 2013, 10:32 PM

    The insanity isn't a turn off for anyone else?

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • US Teenage Exorsists Come to London
     Reply #9 - September 08, 2013, 10:35 PM

    ^^^^^^^^^^

    Don't be so intolerant, man!

    Pussy's pussy!






















    (I know I come across like a knobhead, sorry to any women who may take offence. I'm only joking. I'll stop if someone PM's me).

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • US Teenage Exorsists Come to London
     Reply #10 - September 08, 2013, 11:07 PM

    ^^^^^^^^^^

    18,18 and 21.

    Read the article.

    Gain knowledge and avoid jail!  whistling2


    Fuck' sake man. that app is needed, old men cannot judge the ages of girls, when younger say in your teens you could assess to the half year, 13 and a half, 16 and three quarters 22, etc nowadays 21 years olds look fifteen and vice versa. (that is the correct spelling of vice versa)

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • US Teenage Exorsists Come to London
     Reply #11 - September 08, 2013, 11:46 PM

    ^^^^^^^^^^

    Don't be so intolerant, man!

    Pussy's pussy!






















    (I know I come across like a knobhead, sorry to any women who may take offence. I'm only joking. I'll stop if someone PM's me).

    Makes me think of that preview for A Touch of Cloth III, where the main character, played by John Hannah, accuses someone else of disrespecting women: “You don’t have ANY respect for anything with knockers or a fanny!”
  • US Teenage Exorsists Come to London
     Reply #12 - September 09, 2013, 06:58 AM

    You never know. They might get sane. It happened to some of the Phelps kids.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • US Teenage Exorsists Come to London
     Reply #13 - September 09, 2013, 11:49 AM

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Mmmmmmmm....

    They can exercise me any time....

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    QSE.. Quantized simulated Electric field along with Jedi Jadu says that from this GREAT NEWS PAPER THAT IS OWNED BY LORDS OF LONDON.  well those lords  are /were nothing but pimps of the past and pimps of the present..

     You guys are posting the picture of those Arizona bevies but  not posting the PIMP picture.,   here.. watch him..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jw8XS1I5fI

    That is the guy.. that  is the pimp   and he trains people like these

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF-vKrYyqOY

    and the girls you see in that picture..   Go get trained from that guy... and make AMRIKAN money QSE...Jedi Jadu.....

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • US Teenage Exorsists Come to London
     Reply #14 - September 09, 2013, 07:33 PM

    Her dad Bob Larson is a fraud. Too bad he's bringing his daughter in the business.
  • US Teenage Exorsists Come to London
     Reply #15 - September 11, 2013, 06:59 AM

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    Though she believes her role as an exorcist is a divine calling, Bob's daughter Brynne has decided to return to the States to study for a degree at Liberty University in Virginia. Ultimately, she hopes to work in international business.


    Exorcisim doesn't pay the bills in the real world? Grin

  • US Teenage Exorsists Come to London
     Reply #16 - September 11, 2013, 03:58 PM

    It might do if there were actually any demons or possessive spirits around…
  • US Teenage Exorsists Come to London
     Reply #17 - September 17, 2013, 08:54 PM

    Makes me think of that preview for A Touch of Cloth III, where the main character, played by John Hannah, accuses someone else of disrespecting women: “You don’t have ANY respect for anything with knockers or a fanny!”


    I know what you mean....

    It's just that when ever I mention anything vaguely rude I feel like a sheepish kid and get all guilty and that.

    Damn you Jimminy Cricket!

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • US Teenage Exorsists Come to London
     Reply #18 - September 17, 2013, 09:21 PM

    Exorcisim doesn't pay the bills in the real world? Grin


    if you're curious Liberty University is a bullshit Christian university

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • US Teenage Exorsists Come to London
     Reply #19 - September 17, 2013, 09:23 PM

    ^^^^^^

    As long as you can impress people with the PhD. at the end of your name then who cares?

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • US Teenage Exorsists Come to London
     Reply #20 - September 18, 2013, 04:22 AM

    Those who worked hard for a PhD at a real university? People in need of expert advice/help? Those two groups come to mind.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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