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  • World Vasectomy Day! (Yippeeeeeee!!!!!)
     OP - October 18, 2013, 05:57 AM
    Yes gentlemen, you can now get yer nuts nobbled while supporting an international campaign and having your very own special day.

    Awesomesauce huh? bunny

    October 18th is (apparently) World Vasectomy Day. dance

    What could possibly be more fun than spending the day, and several more days after that, recovering from having some nutter take a knife to your bollocks? Oh and don't forget the needle you get for the local anaesthetic! That's one of the best parts.

    The anaesthetic doesn't work until after they stick the needle in yer nutsack, so it's all rather exciting. grin12

    Then you spend days walking around like you're 93 and have just copped a steel-capped boot to your family jewels. It's the most fun you can get anywhere for the money. Afro

    Telling your mates about the operation in gruesome detail really is one of the funniest parts. You can get awesome shitz n giggles out of watching their reactions. parrot

    So roll up and get your vasectomy today! You wont regret it. Well, not for very long anyway. Wink
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • World Vasectomy Day! (Yippeeeeeee!!!!!)
     Reply #1 - October 18, 2013, 10:12 PM
    What? No wildly enthusiastic punters? Maybe I should rethink my sales pitch................... Thinking hard
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • World Vasectomy Day! (Yippeeeeeee!!!!!)
     Reply #2 - October 18, 2013, 10:27 PM
    I think I'll wait until this gets commercialized.


    Seems less painful than a vasectomy.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4cRXe2FuBE
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • World Vasectomy Day! (Yippeeeeeee!!!!!)
     Reply #3 - October 18, 2013, 10:32 PM
     Cheesy That procedure is almost identical to a vasectomy. The only physical difference is that in a vasectomy, the vas deferens is actually cut. So, if you think that one will be less uncomfortable than a vasectomy, I think you'd be mistaken. When she blithely says "then the man is on his way", that's what they say about vasectomies too. grin12

    You can describe a procedure for maximum wind up value, or you can describe it as innocuously as possible. I chose the former in my OP. She chose the latter in the vid. The truth is somewhere in the middle.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • World Vasectomy Day! (Yippeeeeeee!!!!!)
     Reply #4 - October 18, 2013, 10:38 PM

    The new procedure is also reversible which is a plus.

    Although you have to get it re done every 10 years which doesn't sound too good.

    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • World Vasectomy Day! (Yippeeeeeee!!!!!)
     Reply #5 - October 18, 2013, 10:39 PM
    I disagree that reversible is a plus. Wink
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • World Vasectomy Day! (Yippeeeeeee!!!!!)
     Reply #6 - October 18, 2013, 10:40 PM
    Well if I change my mind,  I can reverse it unlike with a vasectomy.


    It's a plus for men who think they might change their minds later on.

    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • World Vasectomy Day! (Yippeeeeeee!!!!!)
     Reply #7 - October 20, 2013, 01:06 AM
    Quote from: TheDarkRebel on October 18, 2013, 10:40 PM
    Well if I change my mind,  I can reverse it unlike with a vasectomy.


    It's a plus for men who think they might change their minds later on.




    What, you don't got the balls to go all the way?
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • World Vasectomy Day! (Yippeeeeeee!!!!!)
     Reply #8 - October 20, 2013, 02:07 PM
    lol  Tongue
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  • World Vasectomy Day! (Yippeeeeeee!!!!!)
     Reply #9 - October 20, 2013, 02:18 PM
    If you had responded with another pun we could have de-railed the shit out of this thread.

    Which, coincidentally are two things that can face potential complications after a vasectomy.  Tongue
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • World Vasectomy Day! (Yippeeeeeee!!!!!)
     Reply #10 - October 20, 2013, 04:07 PM
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    de-railed the shit out of this thread.

     


    And if we both get a vasecomy we could fuck the shit out of this thread without worrying about getting pregnant   


     bunny    bunny
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • World Vasectomy Day! (Yippeeeeeee!!!!!)
     Reply #11 - October 20, 2013, 08:09 PM
    But if you were fucking the shit, you wouldn't have to worry about pregnancy anyway.  bunny Unless any rogue drippage made its way into the other entrance, of course.
  • World Vasectomy Day! (Yippeeeeeee!!!!!)
     Reply #12 - October 20, 2013, 08:24 PM
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    Unless any rogue drippage made its way into the other entrance, of course

     


    Your assuming that I haven't already used that entrance while in the act of fucking.   

    I always make use of all entrances when enganging in an act of fucking.  I am a passionate man  Smiley



    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • World Vasectomy Day! (Yippeeeeeee!!!!!)
     Reply #13 - October 20, 2013, 08:26 PM
    And second of all  I just saw that you have more posts than me now. 


    I signed up before you!!  Not fair  finmad
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
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