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  • Room 101
     OP - October 22, 2013, 02:56 PM

    What three things would you like to get rid off from the world.

    War
    hate
    poverty
    racism
    sexism
    Rihanna
    malaria
    muslims
    gays

    etc


    The one that inspired me to think this was jealously, not necessarily sexual.

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Room 101
     Reply #1 - October 22, 2013, 02:59 PM

    I hasten to add that the question I posed to myself (I know - mad ennit?)was what emotion you would like to get rid off, seven sins - which one blah yada etc

    though, expand contract whateva.

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Room 101
     Reply #2 - October 22, 2013, 03:18 PM

    One of your choices has to be Rihanna - don't worry we will keep her music.

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Room 101
     Reply #3 - October 23, 2013, 12:52 AM

    Are we supposed to be fighting about Rihanna? Come on, life is hard for her lately, she got kicked out Sheik Zayed's big ol' masjid in Abu Dhabi. She is probably crushed and in tears that her catsuit was not appreciated.

    I would like to get rid of
    envy/greed
    gluttony

    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Room 101
     Reply #4 - October 23, 2013, 01:02 AM

    It does look like I am spoiling for a tiff over Rihanna, but she is my go to person to heap ridicule/hate on a personality on the celeb scene. Good tricks by hosts of buzzcocks mark lamaar and Simon Astell, Jimmy Carr too - when I have time I will dig up evidence of this go to personality that 'funny' men use.

    Rihanna is mine. I like many of her tunes. Only until recently have I listened to music in the car/van with the old amn, only due to my daughter doing so, different applies to her. I notice this and play the radio, he loves Rihanna Only girl in the World - I even showed him the video - it is one of her more demure ones.

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Room 101
     Reply #5 - October 23, 2013, 01:06 AM

    I have been listening to that song by her that I posted in Raving Kaffirs.

    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Room 101
     Reply #6 - October 23, 2013, 01:11 AM

    Off topic off topic. Music is already in Room 101. can't we have one thread without it. Lol

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Room 101
     Reply #7 - October 23, 2013, 01:12 AM

    I am trying. I swear by Hazrati Abbas.

    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Room 101
     Reply #8 - October 23, 2013, 01:15 AM

    I don't know him, but I believe you.

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Room 101
     Reply #9 - October 23, 2013, 02:26 AM

    It's a joke, really.
    So I am so sorry that you believed me. I don't swear by any Hazrat.


    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Room 101
     Reply #10 - October 23, 2013, 08:56 PM

    You better swear on that Hazrat 3.  am in a very very good mood, if there any dark secrets, skeletons in the cupboard, you are dwarf, you were once a man, onight is the night to spill. Fess up Kiss Afro

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Room 101
     Reply #11 - October 23, 2013, 09:02 PM

    War.

    Hate.

    Poverty.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Room 101
     Reply #12 - October 23, 2013, 09:14 PM

    Without war there is no peace, without hate there is no love without poverty...good

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Room 101
     Reply #13 - October 23, 2013, 09:30 PM

    Quod - You do know what there would be without no poverty? I.e What would we lose?

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Room 101
     Reply #14 - October 23, 2013, 10:45 PM

    Poverty comes to mind.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Room 101
     Reply #15 - October 23, 2013, 11:03 PM

    Lol - Quod on form - most original thing you have said in a while

    yes there would be no poverty - good - the answer I was looking for was rich people

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Room 101
     Reply #16 - October 23, 2013, 11:09 PM

    There'd still be rich people. Poverty as I think of it is not being unable to look after yourself. If you can keep a roof over your head, food in your belly, clothes on your back, enough for a pack of fags and a few pints at the weekend, you're not experiencing poverty.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Room 101
     Reply #17 - October 23, 2013, 11:14 PM

    Would there be. lets take India or even the States but works best with India. India has the most billionaires in the world, it aslo has the most poor people in the world, real poor people. the states probably similar. if there was no rich people I suppose no one is exploiting the next person, now if you want to Africa and drought that is another matter, you are better asking for a temperate climate for all the world.

    I think more rich people you have the more poor people you have, even on a world-wide basis, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, you must have heard of that?

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Room 101
     Reply #18 - October 23, 2013, 11:23 PM

    There's a difference between someone in poverty and someone that's not that well off. You can be poorer than others without being in poverty.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Room 101
     Reply #19 - October 23, 2013, 11:29 PM

    Ok. Define poverty

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Room 101
     Reply #20 - October 23, 2013, 11:36 PM

    Plus Quod you need a reason for Rihanna to be in Room 101, you have no choice in the matter. Plese make it funny, I need it for my stand-up show, starting in February, you al be sure to buy tickets, sit in the front, I like to take the piss out of people (only kidding..about sitting in the front row, you can, I won't take the piss)

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Room 101
     Reply #21 - October 23, 2013, 11:40 PM

    You better swear on that Hazrat 3.  am in a very very good mood, if there any dark secrets, skeletons in the cupboard, you are dwarf, you were once a man, onight is the night to spill. Fess up Kiss Afro


    I do actually have a phobia about Cheetos. If I see them, I throw them into the trash. I can't help it.

    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Room 101
     Reply #22 - October 23, 2013, 11:44 PM

    Dealbreaker. I detest people who throw away good food!!

    So Cheetos is one of yours for Room 101. I don't know if you can get Cheetos here, they are popular in American culture. In Big Bang Theory, Penny, usuall pert and proper eats a cheeto out of her hair as she develops an addiction to online gaming.

    Veering close to off-topic rambling 3. if you choose to continue this train of thought.

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Room 101
     Reply #23 - October 23, 2013, 11:45 PM

    Ok. Define poverty

    There'd still be rich people. Poverty as I think of it is not being unable to look after yourself. If you can keep a roof over your head, food in your belly, clothes on your back, enough for a pack of fags and a few pints at the weekend, you're not experiencing poverty.


    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Room 101
     Reply #24 - October 23, 2013, 11:49 PM

    So I guess if I changed the climate to temperate, no volcanoes, huge natural disasters, floods, droughts, typhoons, crops destroyed  etc - poverty may disappear

    if international cartels did not buy 'stuffs' from poor countries at reduced prices they could not line the pockets of their shareholders.

    there is x amount of money in the world (yes they print money - more people get born equals it somewhat) if x amount of money is shared equally no poverty if money means huge huge huge billionaires, this is off-set by billions of poor people.

    10 people in a room. With a tenner each. Won't be long before one guy has the majority, without necessarily beating them up.

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Room 101
     Reply #25 - October 23, 2013, 11:53 PM

    Dealbreaker. I detest people who throw away good food!!

    So Cheetos is one of yours for Room 101. I don't know if you can get Cheetos here, they are popular in American culture. In Big Bang Theory, Penny, usuall pert and proper eats a cheeto out of her hair as she develops an addiction to online gaming.

    Veering close to off-topic rambling 3. if you choose to continue this train of thought.


    Look, off topic or not, the obvious has to be said here:
    CHEETOS ARE NOT FOOD. They are nasty orange things masquerading as food. This is a fact.

    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Room 101
     Reply #26 - October 24, 2013, 12:05 AM

    Stupidity - lets put that in Room 101 - people get exploited because of stupidity, but then we might not have genius.

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Room 101
     Reply #27 - October 24, 2013, 12:07 AM

    Stupid people teach us patience.

    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Room 101
     Reply #28 - October 24, 2013, 12:34 AM

    Stupid people show/tell us how the world is run. back to ROOM 101.

    Jealousy because there is no bad choice payoff that we would lose.

    Rihanna because she hit every branch of the talentless tree and basically I'd rather the cows of Australia carry on producing methane than allow Rihanna a mouthful of any extra air.

    Faithlessness, the sexual sort. ohwe lose out on cheats, floozies, money, sex...that aint happening. But it is Room 101.


    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Room 101
     Reply #29 - October 24, 2013, 01:02 AM

    As long as you admit Cheetos are nasty.

    Don't let Hitler have the street.
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