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     Reply #60 - November 08, 2013, 03:42 PM
    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again,"
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     Reply #61 - November 08, 2013, 05:01 PM
    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth
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     Reply #62 - November 08, 2013, 05:15 PM
    TWO WORDS STORY Reply #61 - Today at 11:01 AM In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city
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     Reply #63 - November 08, 2013, 07:16 PM
     In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #64 - November 08, 2013, 11:13 PM
    Quote from: Hosna on November 08, 2013, 05:15 PM

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.




     Cheesy
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     Reply #65 - November 08, 2013, 11:16 PM
    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #66 - November 08, 2013, 11:20 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious

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     Reply #67 - November 08, 2013, 11:22 PM
    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of

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     Reply #68 - November 08, 2013, 11:34 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of  monster vagina         
    Cheesy
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #69 - November 08, 2013, 11:42 PM
    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of  monster vagina: Oprah's vagina.     
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     Reply #70 - November 09, 2013, 01:46 AM
    Did I just cross the line there? Oprah's great. Monster vaginas are great. Just like monster dicks. This is so far down the gutter now.
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     Reply #71 - November 09, 2013, 06:13 PM
    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of  monster vagina: Oprah's vagina.
    Unfortunately the     
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #72 - November 09, 2013, 06:16 PM
    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of  monster vagina: Oprah's vagina.
    Unfortunately the vagina was
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #73 - November 09, 2013, 06:29 PM
    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of  monster vagina: Oprah's vagina.
    Unfortunately the vagina was going to
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #74 - November 09, 2013, 06:30 PM
    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #75 - November 09, 2013, 06:31 PM
    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #76 - November 09, 2013, 06:35 PM
    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #77 - November 09, 2013, 06:39 PM
    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #78 - November 09, 2013, 06:45 PM
    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #79 - November 09, 2013, 06:47 PM
    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #80 - November 09, 2013, 06:48 PM
    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #81 - November 09, 2013, 06:50 PM
    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #82 - November 09, 2013, 06:56 PM
    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #83 - November 09, 2013, 06:59 PM
    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #84 - November 09, 2013, 07:00 PM
    the White was so you'd all think of sperm Smiley
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #85 - November 09, 2013, 07:02 PM
    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead,
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     Reply #86 - November 09, 2013, 07:25 PM
    Spoilsport.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #87 - November 09, 2013, 07:52 PM
    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.
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     Reply #88 - November 09, 2013, 07:57 PM
    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #89 - November 09, 2013, 11:26 PM
    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw
    "Make anyone believe their own knowledge and logic is insufficient and you'll have a puppet susceptible to manipulation."
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