Zakir Naik launches Smart Phone says news
Reply #21 - March 24, 2016, 10:56 PM
The New Zakir Naik (not so) Smart phone!
No new 'innovations' (haram) and the software is guaranteed NEVER to be updated in line with constantly progressing technology, networks and systems.
Comes complete with free bugs, OS errors, 300 page instruction manual, a passcode facility (only disclosable to male guardians) and a super duper padded case to protect from bumps scratches, mild scrutiny and justified criticism.
(please note customers are tied to a minimum lifetime contract, see our terms and conditions Section Bukhari, Subsection 9.84.57)
Disclaimer. Zakir Naik cannot be held responsible for any death or injury that results from a failure to abide by our 'recommendations' as laid out in the accompanying instruction manual)
Not suitable for unsupervised women.
No porcine products are used in the manufacture of this device.
I am better than your god......and so are you.
"Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"