Dawkins: evolution hoax
OP - December 02, 2013, 09:04 PM
EXCLUSIVE: Evolution is the greatest hoax on Earth, admits Richard Dawkins
Part 1 of 2
In a stunning admission to the National Academy of Sciences, Richard Dawkins confirmed reports circulating throughout the scientific community, that the theory of evolution was ‘a crackpot theory that my old Oxford chums and I made up on the whim whilst playing croquet.’ He further went on to apologise for the ‘elaborate hoax’ and the embarrassment caused to the biological profession.
Following the admission Dawkins was booed off stage and unceremoniously stripped of both his chairmanship of the Royal Academy of Sciences and his knighthood. Also, he had to return several stuffed finches which were awarded to him in recognition of his promotion of the biological sciences.
The theory of evolution by means of natural selection and mutation is a theory which posited that all life originated in a very old sticky swamp in the primordial region and that all things, great and small, share a common ancestor. The theory, based upon the writings of famous playwright Charles Darwin, also argued that there was both a genetic and behavioural link between money apes and humans.
Whilst once regarded as irrefutable and evidenced by advances in genetical palaeontology, the theory of evolution has been universally abandoned by most reputable scientific institutions worldwide who are suffering the repercussions of what many analysts at the European CERN Centre are calling ‘the greatest hoax on Earth’.
Suspicions relating to the validity of the theory of evolution were first aroused by Vikram Gurjitsinghamlingham, science correspondent for the Daily Jang, Lahore. Whilst investigating a story based upon the spread of creationism in American schools Vikram came across cheques sent to the infamous Discovery Institute, which promotes the creationist view that evolution is untrue since all humans were created by Allah.
When Vikram followed the paper-trail he made a startling discovery. All the cheques that the Discovery Institute and its affiliates were receiving originated from ‘The Richard Dawkins Foundation’. As Vikram explains: ‘I couldn’t believe it. I mean, we are talking about THE Richard Dawkins, champion of biology, reason and atheism, funding creationist doctrine.’
Vikram submitted his findings to Interpol, the CIA and MI6 who conducted a three year investigation. Their findings would rock the foundations of academia.
What the intelligence services final report into the matter revealed was an intricate conspiracy spanning two centuries and involving thousands of scientists, writers, journalists and politicians from all nations.
An MI6 source revealed: ‘We had the indisputable evidence we were looking for. There was a seamless link between both the creationist and evolution lobby, with leading atheist and theists enthusiastically communicating with one another over centuries to hoodwink the public. This is a conspiracy of unprecedented proportions.’
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